You can smell the fear. Noobie posts hand. AA. Station calls 2 streets. ZOMFG!! What do i DOOOOOO??? Sometimes, it's not a noobie.

If you're not cheering - standing up from the computer fist pumping happy - you're a dumbass. Can't we figure this out? What's the biggest f**king leak you can have? Chasing with weak hands. A lot.

Don't whine like a 6-year girl about raising KK 3xBB +1BB per limper and getting called by 6 fishtations. If it happens a lot, try raising 6xBB, or 10xBB. Heck, try shoving all-in with AA, dammit, and see what f**king happens. "OMG, I can't bet 8xBB *eek!* with KQo!!" No hysterics. Take a deep breath, little girl, and tighten up pre. Adjust until you're getting enough action on big hands with big raises that it's still playable. Even the fish have a threshold of pain. If you're a fearless f**king badass, you can find it. A station will fold to enough pressure, and if he won't that's even more $$ and more +++EV for you. Stop crying, and bet like you have some balls, dammit.

You get constant 4-way flop action, and you think you're ahead of the fishstations. Then bet full pot cbets/value bets. Still too many callers for your pansy ass? F**king overbet the pot.

I hear you crying now. "I can't overbet the pot with JJ on a KTx flop *sniff*." Adjust your pansyass cbetting range. Tighten it up. Value bet like you have the immortal nuts - 'cuz they're fishstations, and compared to the crap hands they've typically got, you're way the f**k ahead.

"OMG, that would be *shudder/cry* HIGH VARIANCE wouldn't it?" WTF is your bankroll for? Looking pretty when you post in your "I'm playing like Johnny Chan" jacked up operation thread? Or for reloading like a man when weakass stations hit the 3 outer for a stack?

Get this through your dumbass brick-brain right the f**k now. You are an FTR station-pwn'ing badass motherf**ker. You have no pansyass, girly-girl, crybaby fears. You have a solid FTR regulation bankroll for a f**king reason. Fold adroitly. Bet like a f**king house afire when you have a big hand. Pwn the f**king stations like you know you ought to. And win some damn money, dammit.

Out.