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    [3:25:34 PM] spoonitnow: hi i saw ur ad on flopturnriver
    [3:25:59 PM] Roy Ellerbe II: Hi how are you?
    [3:26:24 PM] spoonitnow: hi im good im lookin for someone to help couch me to play NL50
    [3:26:50 PM] Roy Ellerbe II: I can definatly help
    [3:26:55 PM] Roy Ellerbe II: no doubt about that
    [3:27:02 PM] spoonitnow: whats ur favorite hand
    [3:27:03 PM] Roy Ellerbe II: whats your name?
    [3:27:09 PM] spoonitnow: jesse
    [3:27:11 PM] spoonitnow: wats urs
    [3:27:17 PM] Roy Ellerbe II: Im Roy
    [3:27:22 PM] spoonitnow: cool
    [3:27:29 PM] Roy Ellerbe II: how long have you been playing Jesse?
    [3:27:45 PM] spoonitnow: a long time on and off i just usually play after work
    [3:28:01 PM] Roy Ellerbe II: thats how my dad is
    [3:28:11 PM] Roy Ellerbe II: lol, wants to play but never has time
    [3:28:12 PM] spoonitnow: is ur dad a professional poker player too
    [3:28:30 PM] Roy Ellerbe II: no, he just plays, gives us something in common to talk about
    [3:28:41 PM] spoonitnow: oh ok
    [3:28:46 PM] Roy Ellerbe II: how are you doing at nl50?
    [3:29:11 PM] spoonitnow: well i broke even at nl25 for a month or two because ppl will just call with any two cards
    [3:29:21 PM] spoonitnow: so i decided to try nl50 bc i figure ppl will respect my raises more
    [3:29:26 PM] spoonitnow: but it hasn't worked out like i hoped
    [3:29:38 PM] Roy Ellerbe II: well honestly NL50 and 25 play the same
    [3:29:47 PM] spoonitnow: so i should play higher instead?
    [3:29:49 PM] Roy Ellerbe II: only difference is the money value
    [3:30:10 PM] spoonitnow: or can u teach me to play with the chasers
    [3:30:12 PM] Roy Ellerbe II: no matter what limits you play you will have the players who call pre with any 2
    [3:30:15 PM] Roy Ellerbe II: and suck out
    [3:30:33 PM] Roy Ellerbe II: yes i can definatly help you locate and take down the chasers
    [3:30:44 PM] Roy Ellerbe II: thats the players you want to play against
    [3:30:52 PM] Roy Ellerbe II: so easy to read and put them on hands
    [3:31:02 PM] spoonitnow: why would i want to play against ppl who always hit their two pairs against my A-A
    [3:31:11 PM] Roy Ellerbe II: what kind of bankroll are you working with?
    [3:31:36 PM] spoonitnow: i put 800 usd online
    [3:31:38 PM] Roy Ellerbe II: Online play is all about variance
    [3:32:05 PM] Roy Ellerbe II: you need millions of hands to equal out how you play and see how you really do
    [3:32:10 PM] Roy Ellerbe II: ups and downs
    [3:32:20 PM] spoonitnow: how do you play your pockets
    [3:32:25 PM] Roy Ellerbe II: but i can help you eliminate spewwing off your cash
    [3:32:29 PM] spoonitnow: oh
    [3:32:43 PM] spoonitnow: i just call before the flop with A-A so i don't lose a big pot
    [3:32:45 PM] Roy Ellerbe II: all depends player type..... i never limp
    [3:32:57 PM] Roy Ellerbe II: you should always raise!
    [3:33:00 PM] spoonitnow: i like raising with small cards because they win all of the big pots
    [3:33:25 PM] Roy Ellerbe II: with 800 usd you should start at nl25
    [3:33:31 PM] spoonitnow: OK
    [3:33:59 PM] Roy Ellerbe II: will you be on around 6 30 or 7?
    [3:34:11 PM] spoonitnow: no ill be working
    [3:34:12 PM] Roy Ellerbe II: i could fit you in then if you are interested
    [3:34:15 PM] spoonitnow: i started a babysitting job
    [3:34:22 PM] spoonitnow: so i can make extra cash to play poker
    [3:34:27 PM] spoonitnow: and maybe pay for a book or two
    [3:34:35 PM] spoonitnow: what r ur fav poker books
    [3:34:56 PM] Roy Ellerbe II: never read the books, I always paid for coaching
    [3:35:01 PM] spoonitnow: oh
    [3:35:08 PM] Roy Ellerbe II: well when would you want to do a session?
    [3:35:21 PM] spoonitnow: idk i dont want to get ripped off like last time
    [3:35:36 PM] Roy Ellerbe II: how did you get ripped off?
    [3:35:44 PM] spoonitnow: this guy told me he wanted to coach me right
    [3:36:08 PM] spoonitnow: then all we did was talk about math and hand ranges and he wanted me to do like homework like this was school or something
    [3:36:16 PM] Roy Ellerbe II: lol
    [3:36:24 PM] Roy Ellerbe II: i do sweat sessions
    [3:36:34 PM] spoonitnow: if i wanted to learn calcolus i would go to college
    [3:36:40 PM] Roy Ellerbe II: not math
    [3:37:01 PM] Roy Ellerbe II: for nl50 i charge $30 an hour
    [3:37:16 PM] Roy Ellerbe II: so if u wanted you could pay me 15 up front
    [3:37:18 PM] Roy Ellerbe II: then 15 after
    [3:37:25 PM] spoonitnow: ill hav to think about it
    [3:37:31 PM] Roy Ellerbe II: ya thats fine
    [3:37:37 PM] Roy Ellerbe II: just letting you know
    [3:38:01 PM] spoonitnow: OK
    [3:38:01 PM] Roy Ellerbe II: well im about to coach so get ahold of me and let me know
    [3:38:15 PM] spoonitnow: tyvm
    [3:38:25 PM] Roy Ellerbe II: GL to you and good luck babysitting
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    Like I didnt know you were a fake! LOL babysitting? Whats my favorite hand? LMAO.... Interesting life much?
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    Quote Originally Posted by ISF
    Getting good at poker is like that scene in the matrix where Neo suddenly sees that everyone is just a bunch of structured numbers and then he starts bending those numbers in really weird ways.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Micro2Macro
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    pm me if you want real coaching.
    God damn that modern technology, ruining all those good cons
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