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Originally Posted by Nakamura
Originally Posted by spoonitnow
Jesus fucking Christ put your opponent on a range and talk about how he plays it and try to figure out the best play instead of OMG GUYS WAT BUTTON DOES I POOSH HERE
Christ, this is a beginners forum. When you are done menstruating for the month, maybe you could try post something useful that might help him develop as a player instead of just belittling him. A simple "Please post a hand range next time and discuss it" would have sufficed.
I'm not one to waste the creative potential of a moment, so I'd like to share the first thing that came to mind. Keep in mind, though, that this isn't directed to the OP or anyone specifically, but to a general attitude that some people have for new players which I happen to disagree with (which doesn't necessarily mean either of us is right or wrong):
After I' m finished doing that I'll hold his dick while he takes a piss and offer to wipe his ass with some fresh baby wipes instead of toilet paper since that might not feel as good. Then when I' m finally finished babying him I'll pop my titty out of his mouth and ask him if he'd like a nap.
Slightly related, earlier this morning I ran into 2 or 3 other new threads where someone dumped a HH with a minimal amount of reads or stats and absolutely no analysis of their own expecting to be told what to do. I decided to try some shock therapy and threw this together in MSPaint in hopes that it becomes a meme in Internet poker circles. Perhaps one day no beginner will ever post more than one hand without putting their opponent(s) on a range because the first time it happens they will see this image and know that they have committed a crime against the poker gods, but most importantly against their own process of learning.
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