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  1. #1
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    Default Sometimes I love retards...

    POKERSTARS GAME #13827033512: HOLD'EM LIMIT ($5/$10) - 2007/12/13 - 00:51:29 (ET)
    Table 'Moultona' 6-max Seat #5 is the button
    Seat 1: ShipItFools ($125 in chips)
    Seat 2: chezlaw ($766 in chips)
    Seat 3: runner10 ($105 in chips)
    Seat 4: no arms ($607.50 in chips)
    Seat 5: chardrian ($179 in chips)
    Seat 6: knaster222 ($890 in chips)
    knaster222: posts small blind $2
    ShipItFools: posts big blind $5
    *** HOLE CARDS ***
    Dealt to chardrian [Kh Qd]
    chezlaw: folds
    runner10: folds
    no arms: folds
    chardrian: raises $5 to $10
    knaster222: folds
    ShipItFools: calls $5
    *** FLOP *** [5s Ks Kd]
    ShipItFools: checks
    chardrian: bets $5
    ShipItFools: raises $5 to $10
    chardrian: calls $5
    *** TURN *** [5s Ks Kd] [2d]
    ShipItFools: bets $10
    chardrian: raises $10 to $20
    ShipItFools: raises $10 to $30
    chardrian: raises $10 to $40
    Betting is capped
    ShipItFools: calls $10
    *** RIVER *** [5s Ks Kd 2d] [Qs]
    ShipItFools: bets $10
    chardrian: raises $10 to $20
    ShipItFools: raises $10 to $30
    chardrian: raises $10 to $40
    Betting is capped
    ShipItFools: calls $10
    *** SHOW DOWN ***
    chardrian: shows [Kh Qd] (a full house, Kings full of Queens)
    ShipItFools: mucks hand
    chardrian collected $199 from pot
    *** SUMMARY ***
    Total pot $202 | Rake $3
    Board [5s Ks Kd 2d Qs]
    Seat 1: ShipItFools (big blind) mucked [3s Ts]
    Seat 2: chezlaw folded before Flop (didn't bet)
    Seat 3: runner10 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
    Seat 4: no arms folded before Flop (didn't bet)
    Seat 5: chardrian (button) showed [Kh Qd] and won ($199) with a full house, Kings full of Queens
    Seat 6: knaster222 (small blind) folded before Flop
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  2. #2
    Mmmm... retards. The one great thing about the crypto network is that occasionally you find a retard who will 10+ bet and eventually get all in while you hold the nuts.

    I saw a guy the other day 8-bet to get all in on the turn with a board of 4 clubs. He held A9 (no clubs) while the other guy, of course, had the ace of clubs.
    Some days it feels like I've been standing forever, waiting for the bank teller to return so I can cash in all these Sklansky Bucks.
  3. #3
    Better to use the nand converter to make it more readable and "the names have been changed to protect the guilty."
    Oh, no! Not another learning experience!

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