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Old 05-11-2010, 06:04 AM #451 (permalink)  
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Stacks:
BTN ($182.05)
SB ($227)
Hero ($200)

Pre-Flop: ($3, 3 players) Hero is BB
BTN folds, SB raises to $4, Hero raises to $12, SB raises to $20, Hero calls $8

Flop: ($40, 2 players)
SB bets $207, Hero calls $180

Turn: ($427, 2 players)

River: ($427, 2 players)

Final Pot: $427
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SB wins $425 (net +$198)

Hero lost $200
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Old 05-12-2010, 01:42 AM #452 (permalink)  
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saw flop | saw showdown

Hero (UTG+1) (t9910)
MP1 (t10550)
MP2 (t8290)
MP3 (t10335)
CO (t15830)
Button (t8970)
SB (t12150)
BB (t11980)
UTG (t12110)

Hero's M: 82.58

Preflop: Hero is UTG+1 with 6, 4
1 fold, Hero bets t240, 6 folds, BB calls t160

Flop: (t520) 4, 2, K (2 players)
BB checks, Hero bets t400, BB calls t400

Turn: (t1320) 6 (2 players)
BB checks, Hero bets t880, BB raises to t1760, Hero calls t880

River: (t4840) 4 (2 players)
BB bets t1280, Hero raises to t3680, BB calls t2400

Total pot: t12200

Results:
BB mucked 2, A (two pair, fours and twos).
Hero had 6, 4 (full house, fours over sixes).
Outcome: Hero won t12200
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Old 05-12-2010, 03:51 AM #453 (permalink)  
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max value imo

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saw flop | saw showdown

MP2 (t27059)
MP3 (t29642)
CO (t30479)
Button (t9035)
SB (t37931)
Hero (BB) (t78122)
UTG (t42485)
UTG+1 (t25765)
MP1 (t5719)

Hero's M: 130.20

Preflop: Hero is BB with 10, Q
3 folds, MP2 bets t1200, 4 folds, Hero calls t800

Flop: (t2600) 4, 4, K (2 players)
Hero checks, MP2 bets t800, Hero raises t2800, MP2 calls t2000

Turn: (t8200) 10 (2 players)
Hero bets t5200, MP2 calls t5200

River: (t18600) 7 (2 players)
Hero bets t7600, MP2 calls t7600

Total pot: t33800

Results:
Hero had 10, Q (flush, King high).
MP2
Outcome: Hero won t34250
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Old 05-19-2010, 06:27 AM #454 (permalink)  
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standard hero call vs my image ?

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MP2 ($52.30)
MP3 ($18.25)
CO ($73.75)
Button ($50)
SB ($120.05)
Hero (BB) ($50)
UTG ($52.85)
UTG+1 ($35.70)
MP1 ($50)

Preflop: Hero is BB with K, K
7 folds, SB calls $0.25, Hero bets $2.50, SB calls $2

Flop: ($5) 6, 5, 6 (2 players)
SB checks, Hero bets $5, SB calls $5

Turn: ($15) J (2 players)
SB checks, Hero bets $13, SB calls $13

River: ($41) 3 (2 players)
SB checks, Hero bets $29.50 (All-In), SB calls $29.50

Total pot: $100 | Rake: $3

Results:
SB had A, 7 (one pair, sixes).
Hero had K, K (two pair, Kings and sixes).
Outcome: Hero won $97
 
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Old 05-29-2010, 08:44 AM #455 (permalink)  
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Standard river check-behind because obviously after I check three times, I must have his third nuts beat....

What made this more stupid was villain is a regular running like 22/20/3 after a large sample.

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Stacks:
UTG ($57.35)
Hero ($103.95)
BTN ($96.40)
SB ($13.50)
BB ($124.10)

Pre-Flop: ($1.50, 5 players) Hero is CO
1 fold, Hero raises to $3.50, BTN raises to $11, 2 folds, Hero calls $7.50

Flop: ($23.50, 2 players)
Hero checks, BTN checks

Turn: ($23.50, 2 players)
Hero checks, BTN checks

River: ($23.50, 2 players)
Hero checks, BTN checks

Final Pot: $23.50
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BTN wins $22.35 (net +$11.35)

Hero lost $11
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Old 05-29-2010, 06:15 PM #456 (permalink)  
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Sick hero call bra. You're behind my bluffing range here even.




Full Tilt No-Limit Hold'em, $1.00 BB (5 handed)

UTG ($338.60)
MP ($100)
Button ($132.95)
Hero (SB) ($100)
BB ($100)

Preflop: Hero is SB with 8, 7
UTG calls $1, 1 fold, Button bets $5, Hero calls $4.50, BB calls $4, 1 fold

Flop: ($16) 9, 6, 7 (3 players)
Hero bets $11, BB calls $11, 1 fold

Turn: ($38) 3 (2 players)
Hero bets $26, BB calls $26

River: ($90) 10 (2 players)
Hero bets $58 (All-In), BB calls $58 (All-In)

Total pot: $206 | Rake: $3

Results:
Hero had 8, 7 (straight, ten high).
BB had 9, Q (one pair, nines).
Outcome: Hero won $203
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Old 06-14-2010, 07:47 AM #457 (permalink)  
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Stacks:
UTG ($150)
UTG+1 ($263)
MP1 ($103)
MP2 ($100)
CO ($118)
Hero ($127)
SB ($241)
BB ($173)

Pre-Flop: ($3.10, 8 players) Hero is BTN
4 folds, CO raises to $3, Hero calls $3, 1 fold, BB calls $2

Flop: ($11.10, 3 players)
BB bets $5, CO folds, Hero raises to $20, BB raises to $35, Hero goes all-in $124, BB calls $89.30

Turn: ($259.10, 2 players, 1 all-in)

River: ($259.10, 2 players, 1 all-in)

Final Pot: $259.10
BB shows

Hero shows


Hero wins $256 (net +$128.80)

BB collects $0.30 (net -$127.20)
CO lost $3.20
The strengh of a hero is defined by the weakness of his villains.
 
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Old 07-06-2010, 05:07 AM #458 (permalink)  
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Button (t1500)
SB (t1500)
BB (t1500)
UTG (t1500)
UTG+1 (t1500)
MP1 (t1500)
MP2 (t1500)
Hero (MP3) (t1500)
CO (t1500)

Hero's M: 50.00

Preflop: Hero is MP3 with Q, A
UTG calls t20, UTG+1 bets t80, 2 folds, Hero calls t80, 1 fold, Button calls t80, 2 folds, UTG calls t60

Flop: (t350) 7, 6, Q (4 players)
UTG checks, UTG+1 bets t460, Hero raises to t1420 (All-In), 2 folds, UTG+1 calls t960 (All-In)

Turn: (t3190) 6 (2 players, 2 all-in)

River: (t3190) 2 (2 players, 2 all-in)

Total pot: t3190

Results:
UTG+1 had A, J (one pair, sixes).
Hero had Q, A (two pair, Queens and sixes).
Outcome: Hero won t3190
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Old 07-13-2010, 08:23 PM #459 (permalink)  
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Stacks:
CO ($80.10)
BTN ($133.55)
SB ($18.50)
Hero ($100)

Pre-Flop: ($1.50, 4 players) Hero is BB
CO calls $1, BTN calls $1, 1 fold, Hero checks

Flop: ($3.50, 3 players)
Hero bets $3.50, CO calls $3.50, BTN folds

Turn: ($10.50, 2 players)
Hero bets $8, CO calls $8

River: ($26.50, 2 players)
Hero checks, CO checks

Final Pot: $26.50
Hero shows

CO shows


CO wins $25.20 (net +$12.70)

Hero lost $12.50
BTN lost $1
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Old 07-23-2010, 10:28 AM #460 (permalink)  
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I love how villian still thinks he has an awesome hand on the turn and river.

PokerStars Limit Hold'em, 10.5 Tournament, 20/40 Blinds (2 handed) - Poker-Stars Converter Tool from FlopTurnRiver.com

Hero's M: 32.67

Preflop: Hero is BB with 9, Q
SB calls, Hero checks

Flop: (2 SB) 3, Q, 9 (2 players)
Hero bets, SB raises, Hero 3-bets, SB caps, Hero calls

Turn: (5 BB) Q (2 players)
Hero bets, SB raises, Hero 3-bets, SB caps, Hero calls

River: (13 BB) 3 (2 players)
Hero bets, SB raises, Hero 3-bets, SB caps, Hero calls

Total pot: t840 (21 BB)

Results:
SB had 9, 3 (full house, threes over Queens).
Hero had 9, Q (full house, Queens over nines).
Outcome: Hero won t840
"You can fool some of the people all of the time, and those are the ones you want to concentrate on." (George Bush).
 
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Old 07-23-2010, 10:33 AM #461 (permalink)  
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Villian is a caricature of a spaztard - caps every street with any pair or a draw, calls to river with air then caps river when he makes BPNK, etc.

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Hero's M: 17.61

Preflop: Hero is SB with A, A
Hero raises, BB 3-bets, Hero calls

Flop: (6 SB) 4, 3, 9 (2 players)
BB bets, Hero raises, BB 3-bets, Hero caps, BB calls

Turn: (7 BB) Q (2 players)
BB bets, Hero raises, BB 3-bets, Hero caps, BB calls

River: (15 BB) 7 (2 players)
BB bets, Hero raises, BB 3-bets, Hero caps, BB calls

Total pot: t1380 (23 BB)

Results:
Hero had A, A (one pair, Aces).
BB had 7, 4 (two pair, sevens and fours).
Outcome: BB won t1380
"You can fool some of the people all of the time, and those are the ones you want to concentrate on." (George Bush).
 
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Old 08-29-2010, 12:10 PM #462 (permalink)  
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Old 09-14-2010, 03:22 AM #463 (permalink)  
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i had a feeling he'd snap this with AK, so he was at the top of his range i guess.

$0.10/$0.25 No Limit Holdem
6 Players
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Stacks:
UTG ($25)
UTG+1 ($25)
Hero (CO) ($26.67)
BTN ($10.12)
SB ($116.43)
BB ($25)

Pre-Flop: ($0.35, 6 players) Hero is CO
2 folds, Hero raises to $1, 2 folds, BB raises to $2.50, Hero calls $1.50

Flop: ($5.10, 2 players)
BB checks, Hero bets $24.17, BB calls $22.50

Turn: ($51.77, 2 players)

River: ($51.77, 2 players)

Final Pot: $51.77
Hero shows

BB shows


Hero wins $49.27 (net +$22.60)

BB lost $25
Playing big pots at small stakes.
 
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Old 09-16-2010, 05:16 PM #464 (permalink)  
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First 50 billion hand millionth hand thing on PS today.

Whoever wins the hand gets about $200

Pot odds anyone?

PokerStars Game #49703000000: Hold'em No Limit ($0.01/$0.02 USD) - 2010/09/16 12:10:08 ET
Table 'Kopff II' 9-max Seat #9 is the button
Seat 1: Windy2410 ($2.22 in chips)
Seat 2: colathg ($0.93 in chips)
Seat 3: Qancho ($2 in chips)
Seat 4: STFNIE3 ($0.27 in chips)
Seat 5: dolboklui ($1.33 in chips)
Seat 6: anna-alla ($2.61 in chips)
Seat 7: Graff3n ($1.73 in chips)
Seat 8: HosszuZoli ($5.47 in chips)
Seat 9: 767OLEG767 ($7.16 in chips)
Windy2410: posts small blind $0.01
colathg: posts big blind $0.02
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Graff3n said, "hurraaayyy"
Qancho: raises $1.98 to $2 and is all-in
STFNIE3: folds
STFNIE3 leaves the table

GoliafUa joins the table at seat #4
dolboklui: calls $1.33 and is all-in
anna-alla: folds
Graff3n: calls $1.73 and is all-in
HosszuZoli: folds
767OLEG767: folds
Windy2410: folds
colathg: calls $0.91 and is all-in
Uncalled bet ($0.27) returned to Qancho
*** FLOP *** [8s Qh 3h]
*** TURN *** [8s Qh 3h] [8d]
*** RIVER *** [8s Qh 3h 8d] [Js]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
Qancho: shows [Tc 7h] (a pair of Eights)
Graff3n: shows [3d Qd] (two pair, Queens and Eights)
Graff3n collected $0.76 from side pot-2
dolboklui: shows [Ts Kh] (a pair of Eights)
Graff3n collected $1.14 from side pot-1
colathg: shows [Th Kc] (a pair of Eights)
Graff3n collected $3.55 from main pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $5.73 Main pot $3.55. Side pot-1 $1.14. Side pot-2 $0.76. | Rake $0.28
Board [8s Qh 3h 8d Js]
Seat 1: Windy2410 (small blind) folded before Flop
Seat 2: colathg (big blind) showed [Th Kc] and lost with a pair of Eights
Seat 3: Qancho showed [Tc 7h] and lost with a pair of Eights
Seat 4: STFNIE3 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 5: dolboklui showed [Ts Kh] and lost with a pair of Eights
Seat 6: anna-alla folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 7: Graff3n showed [3d Qd] and won ($5.45) with two pair, Queens and Eights
Seat 8: HosszuZoli folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 9: 767OLEG767 (button) folded before Flop (didn't bet)
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Old 09-17-2010, 07:44 AM #465 (permalink)  
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they must have assumed they had less than 1% equity and needed to protect their massive 2$ stack. pretty epic --> really shows the intelligence level of some (majority?) of our species.

muahahha... special lawl to the guy with .27 cents. did he even get any of his cut since he left the table too?
 
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Old 10-16-2010, 02:46 PM #466 (permalink)  
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uhhhhhhhhh where do you play? ongame? that isnt us friendly is it?
ongame is not US friendly I know because I tried and I am in WI
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Old 10-16-2010, 08:49 PM #467 (permalink)  
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PokerStars Game #51198707796: Tournament #318978054, $3.00+$0.30 USD Hold'em No Limit - Level XIII (200/400) - 2010/10/16 15:39:38 ET
Table '318978054 237' 6-max Seat #4 is the button
Seat 1: toastedtee (8940 in chips)
Seat 2: ehv-hoolss (6750 in chips)
Seat 3: DrivingDog (3660 in chips)
Seat 4: n1njzz (16402 in chips)
Seat 5: Fadoma (12600 in chips)
Seat 6: aaronalex211 (47750 in chips)
toastedtee: posts the ante 50
ehv-hoolss: posts the ante 50
DrivingDog: posts the ante 50
n1njzz: posts the ante 50
Fadoma: posts the ante 50
aaronalex211: posts the ante 50
Fadoma: posts small blind 200
aaronalex211: posts big blind 400
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to DrivingDog [8h 8c]
toastedtee: folds
ehv-hoolss: folds
DrivingDog: raises 800 to 1200
n1njzz: folds
Fadoma: folds
aaronalex211: calls 800
*** FLOP *** [4s Jd 9s]
aaronalex211: checks
DrivingDog: bets 1200
aaronalex211: calls 1200
*** TURN *** [4s Jd 9s] [6d]
aaronalex211: bets 1200
DrivingDog: raises 10 to 1210 and is all-in
aaronalex211 requests time
aaronalex211: calls 10

*** RIVER *** [4s Jd 9s 6d] [Td]
DrivingDog said, "lol"
*** SHOW DOWN ***
aaronalex211: shows [4d Kh] (a pair of Fours)
DrivingDog: shows [8h 8c] (a pair of Eights)
DrivingDog collected 7720 from pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 7720 | Rake 0
Board [4s Jd 9s 6d Td]
Seat 1: toastedtee folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 2: ehv-hoolss folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 3: DrivingDog showed [8h 8c] and won (7720) with a pair of Eights
Seat 4: n1njzz (button) folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 5: Fadoma (small blind) folded before Flop
Seat 6: aaronalex211 (big blind) showed [4d Kh] and lost with a pair of Fours
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Old 10-17-2010, 02:31 AM #468 (permalink)  
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Stacks:
UTG ($28.33)
UTG+1 ($25)
Hero (CO) ($60.22)
BTN ($29.04)
SB ($66.09)
BB ($28.19)

Pre-Flop: ($0.35, 6 players) Hero is CO
UTG calls $0.25, UTG+1 checks, Hero raises to $0.75, BTN calls $0.75, 2 folds, UTG calls $0.50, UTG+1 calls $0.50

Flop: ($3.10, 4 players)
UTG checks, UTG+1 checks, Hero bets $3, BTN calls $3, UTG folds, UTG+1 folds

Turn: ($9.10, 2 players)
Hero bets $8.25, BTN calls $8.25

River: ($25.60, 2 players)
Hero goes all-in $48.22, BTN goes all-in $17.04

Final Pot: $90.86
BTN shows

Hero shows a straight, Ace high


Hero wins $88.12 (net +$27.90)

BTN lost $29.04
UTG lost $0.75
UTG+1 lost $0.50
Playing big pots at small stakes.
 
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Old 10-17-2010, 02:32 AM #469 (permalink)  
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Stacks:
UTG ($28.68)
Hero (CO) ($26.74)
BTN ($30.89)
SB ($30.47)
BB ($5.50)

Pre-Flop: ($0.35, 5 players) Hero is CO
UTG raises to $0.75, Hero calls $0.75, 3 folds

Flop: ($1.85, 2 players)
UTG bets $1.50, Hero calls $1.50

Turn: ($4.85, 2 players)
UTG checks, Hero bets $1.25, UTG calls $1.25

River: ($7.35, 2 players)
UTG checks, Hero bets $6, UTG calls $6

Final Pot: $19.35
Hero shows two pair, Fives and Threes

UTG shows


Hero wins $18.39 (net +$8.89)

UTG lost $9.50
Playing big pots at small stakes.
 
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Old 10-17-2010, 11:57 AM #470 (permalink)  
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Baudib wins page 10 imo.
The strengh of a hero is defined by the weakness of his villains.
 
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Old 10-21-2010, 04:00 AM #471 (permalink)  
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tbh i'm afraid of posting in here cuz i know my play in most of these hands are only slightly less dumb than the other guy, but then that makes the hands a double dumb thing.
Playing big pots at small stakes.
 
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$0.10/$0.25 No Limit Holdem
5 Players
Hand Conversion Powered by weaktight.com

Stacks:
UTG ($31.45)
Hero (CO) ($25.35)
BTN ($28.01)
SB ($38.01)
BB ($31.20)

Pre-Flop: ($0.35, 5 players) Hero is CO
UTG raises to $0.85, Hero calls $0.85, 3 folds

Flop: ($2.05, 2 players)
UTG checks, Hero bets $1.25, UTG raises to $3.20, Hero calls $1.95

Turn: ($8.45, 2 players)
UTG bets $5.80, Hero calls $5.80

River: ($20.05, 2 players)
UTG bets $12.80, Hero goes all-in $15.50, UTG calls $2.70

Final Pot: $51.05
UTG shows

Hero shows a full house, Nines full of Sevens


Hero wins $48.50 (net +$23.15)

UTG lost $25.35
Playing big pots at small stakes.
 
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Old 11-19-2010, 03:41 PM #474 (permalink)  
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lol horrible hands dude!
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$0.50/$1 No Limit Holdem
4 Players
Hand Conversion Powered by weaktight.com

Stacks:
CO ($80.10)
BTN ($133.55)
SB ($18.50)
Hero ($100)

Pre-Flop: ($1.50, 4 players) Hero is BB
CO calls $1, BTN calls $1, 1 fold, Hero checks

Flop: ($3.50, 3 players)
Hero bets $3.50, CO calls $3.50, BTN folds

Turn: ($10.50, 2 players)
Hero bets $8, CO calls $8

River: ($26.50, 2 players)
Hero checks, CO checks

Final Pot: $26.50
Hero shows

CO shows


CO wins $25.20 (net +$12.70)

Hero lost $12.50
BTN lost $1
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Old 11-24-2010, 01:13 AM #476 (permalink)  
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Full Tilt No-Limit Hold'em, $0.10 BB (5 handed) - Full-Tilt Converter Tool from FlopTurnRiver.com

UTG ($14.21)
MP ($7.04)
Hero (Button) ($10.49)
SB ($10.40)
BB ($10)

Preflop: Hero is Button with A, K
UTG calls $0.10, MP calls $0.10, Hero bets $0.60, SB calls $0.55, 1 fold, UTG calls $0.50, MP calls $0.50

Flop: ($2.50) J, K, 7 (4 players)
SB checks, UTG checks, MP checks, Hero bets $1.70, 2 folds, MP calls $1.70

Turn: ($5.90) 3 (2 players)
MP checks, Hero bets $4.70, MP calls $4.70

River: ($15.30) 7 (2 players)
MP checks, Hero bets $3.49 (All-In), 1 fold

Total pot: $15.30 | Rake: $1.02

Results:
Hero didn't show A, K (nothing).
Outcome: Hero won $14.28

I made a misclick on the turn and left him with $.04 left.
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Old 11-25-2010, 07:55 AM #477 (permalink)  
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I played this hand pretty badly I think, but what happens is kinda hilarious in a totally noob way...

PokerStars Game #53237668339: Tournament #335083692, $0.45+$0.05 USD Hold'em No Limit - Level II (15/30) - 2010/11/25 18:46:16 AEST [2010/11/25 2:46:16 ET]
Table '335083692 4' 9-max Seat #2 is the button
Seat 2: Player 1(750 in chips)
Seat 3: SB (1060 in chips)
Seat 4: BB (2455 in chips)
Seat 5: UTG (1650 in chips)
Seat 6: Hero (1560 in chips)
Seat 7: Player 2 (1540 in chips)
Seat 8: Player 3 (1410 in chips)
Seat 9: Player 4 (3585 in chips)
SB: posts small blind 15
BB: posts big blind 30
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to Hero [K A]
UTG: calls 30
Hero: raises 90 to 120
Player 2: calls 120
Player 3: folds
Player 4: folds
Player 1: raises 630 to 750 and is all-in
BB: folds
SB: folds
UTG: folds
Hero: calls 630
Player 2: calls 630
*** FLOP *** [8 8 6]
Hero: bets 120
Player 2: raises 670 to 790 and is all-in
Hero: calls 670
*** TURN *** [8 8 6] [8]
*** RIVER *** [8 8 6 8] [6]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
Hero: shows [K A] (a full house, Eights full of Sixes)
Player 2: shows [5 5] (a full house, Eights full of Sixes)
Hero collected 790 from side pot
Player 2 collected 790 from side pot
Player 1: shows [J K] (a full house, Eights full of Sixes)
Hero collected 775 from main pot
Player 2 collected 775 from main pot
Player 1 collected 775 from main pot

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Old 11-25-2010, 05:20 PM #478 (permalink)  
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first hand dealed to him at this table... this happened to me all day today

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saw flop

UTG ($2.83)
MP ($1.48)
Hero (CO) ($2.98)
Button ($0.77)
SB ($1.64)
BB ($1.58)

Preflop: Hero is CO with ,
2 folds, Hero bets $0.10, 2 folds, BB calls $0.08

Flop: ($0.21) , , (2 players)
BB bets $0.10, Hero calls $0.10

Turn: ($0.41) (2 players)
BB bets $0.22, Hero raises to $0.54, BB raises to $1.38 (All-In), Hero calls $0.84

River: ($3.17) (2 players, 1 all-in)

Total pot: $3.17 | Rake: $0.15

he had A4o
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Old 11-27-2010, 10:04 AM #479 (permalink)  
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MicroGaming - €0.02 NL - Holdem - 6 players
Hand converted by PokerTracker 3

BB: €0.34
UTG: €3.23
MP: €0.14
CO: €3.28
Hero (BTN): €2.01
SB: €2.35

SB posts SB €0.01, BB posts BB €0.02

Pre Flop: (€0.03) Hero has 3 3

UTG calls €0.02, MP calls €0.02, fold, Hero raises to €0.10, fold, fold, fold, MP calls €0.08

Flop: (€0.25, 2 players) 8 6 Q
MP bets €0.02, Hero calls €0.02

Turn: (€0.29, 2 players) 4
MP checks, Hero bets €0.02, fold
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Old 05-28-2011, 05:48 PM #480 (permalink)  
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Hello Ongame,

It's been a while. Glad to see you haven't changed.

$0.50/$1 No Limit Holdem
5 Players
Hand Conversion Powered by weaktight.com

Stacks:
UTG ($141.26)
CO ($106)
BTN ($108.71)
SB ($316.62)
BB ($118.25)

Pre-Flop: ($1.50, 5 players)
2 folds, BTN raises to $3, 1 fold, BB raises to $9.50, BTN calls $9.50

Flop: ($22.50, 2 players)
BB bets $10, BTN calls $10

Turn: ($42.50, 2 players)
BB bets $20, BTN calls $20

River: ($82.50, 2 players)
BB bets $28, BTN goes all-in $69.21, BB calls $69.21

Final Pot: $217.92
BTN shows

BB shows


BTN wins $214.92 (net +$106.21)

BB collects $1 (net -$108.71)


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I don't get why you insist on stacking off with like jack high all the time.
 
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Old 05-30-2011, 07:16 PM #481 (permalink)  
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Biggest lol today. I was staring down at my opponent and at the same time freaking out and thinking: "Are you insane or what?"


For those less observant...this is NL10


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MP3 ($20.06)
CO ($7.27)
Button ($6.08)
Hero (SB) ($7.24)
BB ($26.86)
UTG ($4.43)
UTG+1 ($11.78)
MP1 ($10.25)
MP2 ($10.17)

Preflop: Hero is SB with Q, Q
5 folds, CO bets $1.70, 1 fold, Hero raises to $5.20, 1 fold, CO calls $3.50

Flop: ($10.50) 5, 5, 2 (2 players)
Hero bets $2.04 (All-In), 1 fold

Total pot: $10.50 | Rake: $0.70

Results:
Hero didn't show Q, Q.
Outcome: Hero won $9.80
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Old 06-30-2011, 05:44 AM #482 (permalink)  
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Love it when they do this!

$0.50/$1 No Limit Holdem
6 Players
Hand Conversion Powered by weaktight.com

Stacks:
UTG ($103.18)
UTG+1 ($41.08)
CO ($134.82)
BTN ($99.50)
SB ($169.08)
BB ($112.33)

Pre-Flop: ($1.50, 6 players)
UTG raises to $3, 1 fold, CO calls $3, 3 folds

Flop: ($7.50, 2 players)
UTG bets $5.50, CO calls $5.50

Turn: ($18.50, 2 players)
UTG bets $14, CO calls $14

River: ($46.50, 2 players)
UTG goes all-in $80.68, CO calls $80.68

Final Pot: $207.86
UTG shows

CO shows


CO wins $204.86 (net +$101.68)

UTG lost $103.18


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I don't get why you insist on stacking off with like jack high all the time.
 
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Old 07-03-2011, 10:31 AM #483 (permalink)  
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Live pokers, 1-1 NL --- One from two nights ago:

I'm in the blinds with TT. Few limpers, one late position raise to 5 BB. I just flat (thought about 3-bet), ~50BB guy in EP calls, 3 ways to the flop.

Flop is T 7 2 (or something similar) two-tone.

I decide to lead out for 10. EP guy insta shoves his 45 BB in, preflop raiser tanks, and folds. I insta-call of course.

He shows J8o.
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Old 08-23-2011, 06:40 AM #484 (permalink)  
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Pretty strong draw, 4 hi flush that turned into an open ended straight draw on the turn. Just unlucky I guess.

$0.25/$0.50 No Limit Holdem
6 Players
Hand Conversion Powered by weaktight.com

Stacks:
UTG ($48.50)
UTG+1 ($122.92)
CO ($48.37)
BTN ($64.75)
SB ($57.68)
BB ($43.91)

Pre-Flop: ($0.75, 6 players)
3 folds, BTN raises to $1.50, 1 fold, BB calls $1.50

Flop: ($3.75, 2 players)
BB bets $2, BTN raises to $6, BB calls $6

Turn: ($17.75, 2 players)
BB checks, BTN bets $11, BB calls $11

River: ($39.75, 2 players)
BB checks, BTN goes all-in $46.25, BB goes all-in $25.41

Final Pot: $88.07
BTN shows

BB shows


BTN wins $105.91 (net +$41.16)

BB lost $43.91


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Old 11-13-2011, 12:39 AM #485 (permalink)  
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Not too sure how else he saw this all going down...

$0.50/$1 No Limit Holdem
6 Players
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Stacks:
Hero ($420.94)
UTG+1 ($152.30)
CO ($169.76)
BTN ($99.50)
SB ($108.71)
BB ($100)

Pre-Flop: ($1.50, 6 players)
Hero raises to $3, UTG+1 calls $3, 3 folds, BB raises to $12.50, Hero raises to $27, UTG+1 folds, BB calls $27

Flop: ($71, 2 players)
BB goes all-in $73, Hero calls $73

Turn: ($217, 2 players, 1 all-in)

River: ($217, 2 players, 1 all-in)

Final Pot: $203.50
BB shows

Hero shows


Hero wins $203.50 (net +$100.50)

BB lost $100
UTG+1 lost $3


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Old 11-13-2011, 12:46 AM #486 (permalink)  
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Repping the A high float on the river to get hero calls from pairs?

$0.50/$1 No Limit Holdem
6 Players
Hand Conversion Powered by weaktight.com

Stacks:
UTG ($285.50)
UTG+1 ($466.65)
CO ($58.83)
BTN ($99.50)
Hero ($110.78)
BB ($133.20)

Pre-Flop: ($1.50, 6 players)
3 folds, BTN raises to $3, Hero raises to $11, 1 fold, BTN calls $11

Flop: ($26, 2 players)
Hero bets $16, BTN calls $16

Turn: ($58, 2 players)
Hero checks, BTN checks

River: ($58, 2 players)
Hero checks, BTN goes all-in $72.50, Hero calls $72.50

Final Pot: $200
BTN shows

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Hero wins $197.50 (net +$97.50)

BTN lost $99.50


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