Being Ahead != Being Ahead

**tomato paste carnage** · 07-15-2010 07:25 AM

Months have gone by, and I cannot seem to win when I'm ahead. I am getting called down as a huge favorite either on the flop or on the turn and villain is consistently hitting runner runner miracles that, statistically speaking, shouldn't happen as often as they do.

What the fuck. Why the fuck can't I get the money in and stay ahead? I'd like to win every pot where I get my money in good, but I sure as fuck know it's not going to happen. However, when I'm crushing 4:1 I actually feel lucky when FaggotVillain123 DOESNT hit their two outer or their runner/runner outs.

"Blah blah blah you'll be ahead in the long run blah blah blah" ... Shut the fuck up. You're probably FaggotVillain123 and you probably molest children.

/endsuperdonktiltrant

**JKDS** · 07-15-2010 06:43 PM

As a matter of fact, that is my screen name...but how did you know i molested children?

**tomato paste carnage** · 07-16-2010 06:18 PM

Originally Posted by JKDS

As a matter of fact, that is my screen name...but how did you know i molested children?

**Imthenewfish** · 07-16-2010 06:29 PM

lolusuckcauseyougetsuckedouton

**Donachello** · 07-16-2010 09:04 PM

Hi,

My advice is just to shove every hand. That way you don't have to deal with silly things like draws. Hope that helps.

**Imthenewfish** · 07-16-2010 11:59 PM

Originally Posted by Donachello

Hi,

My advice is just to shove every hand. That way you don't have to deal with silly things like draws. Hope that helps.

how can anyone call without ace ace exactly?!?!?

**BankItDrew** · 07-19-2010 02:50 PM

What does molesting children have to do with getting lucky?

Oh wait...

**d0zer** · 07-19-2010 04:00 PM

EV garph or gtfo

**D_Fray** · 07-26-2010 11:20 PM

sometime i feel the same way!!!! stay wit it. NEVER GIVE UP LOL!!! u will win most of them sooner or later

07-15-2010 07:25 AM #1
tomato paste carnage View Profile View Forum Posts Private Message Join Date Sep 2009 Posts 126 Location in a van down by the river	Being Ahead != Being Ahead Months have gone by, and I cannot seem to win when I'm ahead. I am getting called down as a huge favorite either on the flop or on the turn and villain is consistently hitting runner runner miracles that, statistically speaking, shouldn't happen as often as they do. What the fuck. Why the fuck can't I get the money in and stay ahead? I'd like to win every pot where I get my money in good, but I sure as fuck know it's not going to happen. However, when I'm crushing 4:1 I actually feel lucky when FaggotVillain123 DOESNT hit their two outer or their runner/runner outs. "Blah blah blah you'll be ahead in the long run blah blah blah" ... Shut the fuck up. You're probably FaggotVillain123 and you probably molest children. /endsuperdonktiltrant
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07-15-2010 06:43 PM #2
JKDS View Profile View Forum Posts Private Message Join Date Feb 2008 Posts 4,292 Location Chandler, AZ	As a matter of fact, that is my screen name...but how did you know i molested children?

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07-16-2010 06:18 PM #3
tomato paste carnage View Profile View Forum Posts Private Message Join Date Sep 2009 Posts 126 Location in a van down by the river	Originally Posted by JKDS As a matter of fact, that is my screen name...but how did you know i molested children?
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Donachello View Profile View Forum Posts Private Message Join Date Dec 2009 Posts 1,228 Location TROLOLOLOLOL	Hi, My advice is just to shove every hand. That way you don't have to deal with silly things like draws. Hope that helps.
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07-16-2010 11:59 PM #6
Imthenewfish View Profile View Forum Posts Private Message Join Date Apr 2010 Posts 1,107	Originally Posted by Donachello Hi, My advice is just to shove every hand. That way you don't have to deal with silly things like draws. Hope that helps. how can anyone call without ace ace exactly?!?!?

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