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lolzzz_321
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01-08-2009, 10:19 PM
Post subject: WEREWOLF COACHING
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NO YOU
Join Date: Oct 2004
Location: My ice is polarized
Posts: 2,797
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Xianti recently announced we could advertise coaching in our forum. It has taken me awhile but I have managed to gather five coaches who represent the zenith of werewolf skill in their respective facets of the game.
Discipline: Villager
Rate: $69/hr
Greatest Werewolf Accomplishment: Rumored to have lead a village to victory in 8 consecutive days by lynching all 8 wolves in a row. Once lynched an Alphawolf with courtiebee's thong.
Sample Tip:Lynch Wesrman at the start of every game, he is horrible and worthless.
Discipline: Wolf
Rate: $1000/hr
Greatest Werewolf Accomplishment: Once started as a ringer in a Special Olympics Werewolf Game. He begun by eating his entire pack of wolves and still went on to win the game by devouring the entire village (perfect maim). This earned him the nicknames Cannibal Awsumus and Johnny Knoxville.
Sample Tip: After stomping on Ilena's cousin like that, I knew I was gonna have to deal with that fool someday. Damn! I never thought he'd come back like this, blasting. Like I said, it was funny like that in the hood sometimes. I mean you never knew what was gonna happen or when. I've done too much to turn back, and I've done too much to go on. I guess in the end it all catches up with you. My grandpa asked me one time if I care whether I live or die. Yeah, I do. Now it's too late.
Discipline: Seer
Rate: $0.99/min
Greatest Werewolf Accomplishment:Making money off of you and not knowing a thing.
Sample Tip:7
Discipline: Angel
Rate:4 virgins/hr
Greatest Werewolf Accomplishment:Currently on a 7 game streak where he did not allow a villager to be killed at night.
Sample Tip:Wellllllll, you see I was in Diehard...
Discipline: Vigilante
Rate: $100/hr
Greatest Werewolf Accomplishment: Once killed two or three werewolves at the same time as a suicide bomber.
Sample Tip: Ummmmmmmmmmmm, that one!
Discipline:Werewolf Super User
Rate:$9999/game
Greatest Werewolf Accomplishment:Think Neo from the Matrix, he has all the answers allowing him to perefectly conceptualize and execute. Kissed a girl once (and liked it). Once lobbied the Chinese government for an exclusive Werewolf Forum.
Sample Tip:Efficiency is intelligent laziness.
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jyms
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Tilting Mod
Join Date: Feb 2006
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NH, at first I was like, "yea Rilla did this already, so won't be anything too funny" but I thought Meh, trip usually burns someone so there should be at least one good joke. This was was worth a click, 5 stars.
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ChrisBCritter
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Full House
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Location: Falmouth, ME
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vn! 
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Hey knucklehead! Bonk!
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kingnat
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Full House
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A+
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So you click their picture and then you get their money?
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triumphant cracker
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Straight
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funny
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swiggidy
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4-of-a-Kind
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+1
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ChrisTheFish
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Flush
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Location: Huddersfield, England
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Xianti
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Administrator
Administrator
Join Date: Dec 2003
Location: facebook.com/xianti
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bahahaha!!
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bigspenda73
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Straight Flush
Join Date: Jul 2006
Location: Pwnsylvania
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wow I voted 1 spade and it's still has a 5-spade ratings
epic stuff
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vlucky1
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Join Date: Jan 2009
Posts: 12
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u guys crack me up
1 of u wants 4virgins an hour for teaching
i would just want 4virgins in my whole live
well maybe more
in fact more than 4 would be better
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flomo
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Full House
Join Date: Mar 2006
Location: mashing potatoes
Posts: 878
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AoTY
kingnat rules!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Quote:
Originally Posted by bigred
Protect dog
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wesrman
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Full House
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Location: Leaf Nation
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bode
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Straight Flush
Join Date: May 2006
Location: slow motion
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this many
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eeevees are not monies yet...they are like baby monies.
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flomo
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Full House
Join Date: Mar 2006
Location: mashing potatoes
Posts: 878
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i could def use some coaching
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Quote:
Originally Posted by bigred
Protect dog
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triumphant cracker
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Straight
Join Date: Aug 2008
Location: IN A VAN DOWN BY THE RIVER!!!!
Posts: 184
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Originally Posted by flomo
i could def use some coaching
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me too....
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surviva316
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4-of-a-Kind
Join Date: Feb 2009
Location: Confusing people with my liberal biblicisms
Posts: 1,625
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Quote:
Originally Posted by vlucky1
u guys crack me up
1 of u wants 4virgins an hour for teaching
i would just want 4virgins in my whole live
well maybe more
in fact more than 4 would be better
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this post hasn't gotten enough love
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Quote:
Originally Posted by BooG690
I just wanted to share singing vaginas.  |
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