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    Default JKDS WW SPECTACULARRRR...sign up

    When? SOON

    What? WW Spectacularrrrrrr

    Why? NEW GAME MECHANICS! 3 game altering changes that will revolutionize the game of ww as you know it!

    Whut? Oh you want more??? Fine. Ill spoil one of the secrets. In this werewolf, you will have achievements! Want the power to survive a lynch? Wish to save someone from a nom? Feel like suicide bombing and taking a person of your choice with you? Well desire no longer, and earn the right! Unlock one of the currently 19 easily obtainable achievements and gain the power to change the course of the game! Did i mention werewolves will have achievements too? Of course i didnt! But i did now! Yes, even the wolves will have the power to get powers and fuck up you up!

    Wait... Yes, you heard me. Players can get multiple powers, every player has the chance to get a power, and the fate of the game is entirely within the hands of the players!!!

    Hrmmmm...
    Ok, ya theres some less cool powers like double vote too. You cant all be nigh invincible village/ww slaying beasts! But you can all have powers!

    So... Sign up! Do it now! Fun Fun Fun Fun Fun! Also, theres 2 other major secret changes that im not going to reveal until the game starts! So sign up, have fun, and enjoy a WW game filled with the unexpected brought exclusively to FTR by JKDS!
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    Quote Originally Posted by JKDS View Post
    Fun Fun Fun Fun Fun!


    Is it wrong that I think Becky Black is hot as fuck?
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    JKDS, I love you.
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    For the cynical: The powers i already named are very likely to be given at the start of the game, as a way to incentivize the wolves to not just autokill the best players.

    In addition, measures are in place to prevent mass special outings. Further, unlocking an achievement does not signal you out in game.

    @wuf: OH GOD KILL IT WITH FIRE
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    Wasn't gonna play again for a while bit because it's Js game I will. Just plan on me playing in a style ala Bufu and lynching me within 3 days.
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    That's how winners play; we convince the other guy he's making all the right moves.
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    Well, if it's revolutionary, I'm in.

    (Revolutionary like the Americans against the Brits, not the South against the North, amirite? Yerdoinitrite?)
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    revolutionary like obama against the system
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    Im planning to start around June 4th, to give enough time to get interest and wind down from the last game.
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    Sure I'm in
    Sarcasm is your body's natural defense against stupidity
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    I'll play


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    Quote Originally Posted by wufwugy View Post
    I would.

    Yeah count me in.
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    THIS IS NOW THE BECKY BLACK THREAD











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    I want to do her even more now.
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    Killing wufwugy on day 1 is now an achievement.
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    Quote Originally Posted by JKDS View Post
    Killing wufwugy on day 1 is now an achievement.
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    Not a bad pair on her.

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    Wuf, one of those is not Becky Black.

    Also, isn't she 15?
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    Quote Originally Posted by BennyLaRue View Post
    Wuf, one of those is not Becky Black.
    Everybody knows Commander Riker isn't Becky Black. I don't see the confusion...

    Neeways, here's more Rebecca for mah peeps












    Also, isn't she 15?
    Old enough to bleed, old enough to not be told how to feel by old, fat, ignorant, superstitious blowhards
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    And now I remember why I first fell in love with Wuf.

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    Quote Originally Posted by BennyLaRue View Post
    Also, isn't she 15?
    Ok I don't want to do her now, I just want to watch her shower.
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    Quote Originally Posted by OngBonga View Post
    Ok I don't want to do her now, I just want to watch her shower.
    Go to Canada and you can do her and her younger sister.
    With a bit of luck, his life was ruined forever. Always thinking that just behind some narrow door in all of his favorite bars, men in red woolen shirts are getting incredible kicks from things he'll never know.
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    Quote Originally Posted by rong View Post
    Go to Canada and you can do her and her younger sister.
    Wft is the legal banging age in Canada then? 15 is too young, even by my sick standards. Too young to be nailed, anyway. Not too young to be watched showering.
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    It would seem it has changed:

    The age of consent for sexual activity is 16 years. It was raised from 14 years on May 1, 2008 by the Tackling Violent Crime Act.
    With a bit of luck, his life was ruined forever. Always thinking that just behind some narrow door in all of his favorite bars, men in red woolen shirts are getting incredible kicks from things he'll never know.
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    In the game. Out of the crush fest on the standard 15 yo.
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    This thread took a weird turn...
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    Has less to do with wanting to bang her and more to do with wanting to beat that stupid grin off her face
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    Quote Originally Posted by wufwugy View Post
    Has less to do with wanting to bang her and more to do with wanting to beat that stupid grin off her face
    Stieg Larson was writing about you...
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    That's how winners play; we convince the other guy he's making all the right moves.
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    Shottie is back! Today is a happy day.
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    Awesome to have shotty back


    I pretty much always hate women below the age of 25, but Becky Black is hot for some reason. I have figured out why

    1. She is stupid as fuck and needs to be taught how to want to be put in her place

    2. I like seeing disappointment in young girls. I have no sympathy for their idiotic problems. I especially like watching and hearing them cry. An actual adult woman crying about something important like losing her job and going underwater on her mortgage is no laughing matter, that's serious business, and I empathize with them deeply; but the tears of a girl who cries because she didn't get the right concert tickets is soothing to my ears.

    3. She looks like a cross between two supreme hotties in Sophie Howard and Gina Carano. Perhaps a slightly retarded cross, but meh
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    She donated all the proceeds she received from Friday to the Japan Earthquake relief thingie and it's been said that she's actually pretty cool. She was 14 and made a shitty song. Let it go.

    That's how winners play; we convince the other guy he's making all the right moves.
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    It's mainly just about making linetrap jokes and hoping people will fall for them
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    I wanted to say something but that would've ruined the fun.
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    Boog and Becky sitting in a tree. K-I-S-S-I-N-G
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    Guys, Rebecca Black is internet famous. She could have any guy she wants - meaning someone not from the internet.
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    Quote Originally Posted by a500lbgorilla View Post
    Guys, Rebecca Black is internet famous. She could have any guy she wants - meaning someone not from the internet.
    Any guy she wants? She can't have my Grandad, he's dead.

    Oh, ww fuckfaces... spend ten buckaroos and play Euro sweepstake...
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    Shottie is back! Today is a happy day.
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    Awesome to have shotty back
    Thanks guys....been extremely busy with IRL sh*t - but I'm back with a vengeance

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    Start time tenatively set for Monday around noon PDT
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    Monday + Tuesday are bank holidays here in England because of the stupid Queen's jubilee. I'll be with my family, my dear Mother loves this sort of crap, so if this game starts Monday I'll be late getting involved.
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    So starting Monday then?
    With a bit of luck, his life was ruined forever. Always thinking that just behind some narrow door in all of his favorite bars, men in red woolen shirts are getting incredible kicks from things he'll never know.
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