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    Great start village, let's not fuck this one up!

    Being night one nom is sort of a compliment. Were they really that worried about me? Hurry up and win village so we can have another game!
    Quote Originally Posted by wufwugy View Post
    ongies gonna ong
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    Dammit Benny you should have come out sooner. I thought I was the most likely night one lookup for a couple reasons, but mainly because I was playing differently and people were pointing it out. I was debating quite seriously just doing a day 2 outing shitstorm just because I didn't think there was any way the seer would let me get too far. I was strongly debating not even putting up a defense because I've been incredibly worn out and really liked the idea of not putting up a defense as a wolf because that would mean that when I do put up a defense it means I'm not a wolf. But I couldn't do that to the team. Being a wolf is much more enjoyable than I expected too.

    Also, this isn't a successful wufwugy lynch says Philosoraptor. A seer up doesn't count. You guys have to get rid of me the hard way for the Universe to explode. Of course that will come much easier now due to the subtle psychology of finally seeing me play an untrustworthy wolf game.

    Oh and I wasn't lying about my "off" comments. That shit is retarded. I was playing a much different game simply because I wanted to, then decided I should start trying to act "more normal" because of how differently I was playing and how people think that's suspicious. Eventually I'm probably just gonna be posting in meme form



    And yes Ong, you're the night one kill because you're sick good. Sick good sick good sick good. Best player ever. I was scared shitless of the Ong train lubing up some asses


    Good luck wolves
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    Oh hai der wugnugy.
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    Quote Originally Posted by BennyLaRue View Post
    Oh hai der wugnugy.
    Look at you all cheeky. I got news for you sir. It ends horribly wrong. It picks up even more, you do even better, you think you're the greatest seer ever, then it all crashes and burns and the final wolf does his happy Picard impression
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    Quote Originally Posted by wufwugy View Post
    Look at you all cheeky. I got news for you sir. It ends horribly wrong. It picks up even more, you do even better, you think you're the greatest seer ever, then it all crashes and burns and the final wolf does his happy Picard impression
    I've already surrounded myself with shallow friends, strippers and faux-acolytes. My coke habit is all-consuming. But it'll all stay like this forever, it's cool. I got this.
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    So what are we doing here Ongie? Should we celebrate the two most improved players? On my fourth game I get looked up first because I'm a badass and Benny be shivering in his high heels, and on your second game you're nommed first for reasons not yet known but hey it still happened. Two best players ever? Best thread ever? All but confirmed IMO

    Now all we need is something mega to look at



    There we go that'll do
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    It's hard for me to say much about my nomming now I'm dead, but I sure can't wait to find out who the wolves are, I think it's ok to say that!

    I'm not surprised wuf got looked up, I thought he was wolf or spesh.

    As for LabourHater, I love how people thought he was getting coached, or that he's some former player. I'll share something with you now... LabourHater is a real-life friend of mine, he enjoyed watching the last game. We kept it from you in case we happened to both be wolves, that woulda been freakin' awesome. I can absolutely promise I told him to shut the fuck up about the game outside of the thread while one of us was alive. I did not know for sure he was a villager, I just didn't feel lynching him would give us info, if I thought it did I'd wagon him happily. I also was wary about letting you know he's a mate because I don't want to tarnish his reputation, but I figure he'll do that himself haha! I play a lot of poker on stars with him, so it's a matter of time before you find out we're pals.
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    Quote Originally Posted by OngBonga View Post
    As for LabourHater, I love how people thought he was getting coached, or that he's some former player. I'll share something with you now... LabourHater is a real-life friend of mine, he enjoyed watching the last game. We kept it from you in case we happened to both be wolves, that woulda been freakin' awesome. I can absolutely promise I told him to shut the fuck up about the game outside of the thread while one of us was alive. I did not know for sure he was a villager, I just didn't feel lynching him would give us info, if I thought it did I'd wagon him happily. I also was wary about letting you know he's a mate because I don't want to tarnish his reputation, but I figure he'll do that himself haha! I play a lot of poker on stars with him, so it's a matter of time before you find out we're pals.
    Disclaimer: this isn't me jumping down your throat. Honest.

    We've had buddies play together before (I believe it was Penney and someone else). I THINK that they asked if it was cool beforehand and it was voted it was cool. It's no big deal that you two played together especially since you two died early. However, just ask if it's cool next time. It would've sucked if you two went to on endgame, were both specials, etc. The integrity of the entire game would have come into question and it just sucks to play a wasted game of Werewolf.

    Just a thought for next time.
    That's how winners play; we convince the other guy he's making all the right moves.
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    Penney and SDM.

    Stop talking about the game, dead ppl.
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    Well I hope he plays next game. I always give nubs a pass if they participate, and I didn't want to lynch him, but we literally had to due to SDM faking and having literally no other choice with the alloted time
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    Yeah it did cross my mind to say something before, but then again its clear that some of you guys are real-life friends, some of you call roid Dustin and do HH together etc, so I know it's cool. We kept it quiet for the beginning purely because it would made it interesting if we were both wolves, it was my idea to be hush about it. Now you know for next time though!
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    ongies gonna ong
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    Oh, and if anyone's worried about integrity, you should watch me and LabourHater play poker tgether. He's not my fucking friend when we're in a raised pot together, that I can tell you.
    Quote Originally Posted by wufwugy View Post
    ongies gonna ong
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    nigga we aint sayin shit about the game. thats a fack

    we just posting stuff ur mom dont let u look at











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    Last edited by philly and the phanatics; 05-03-2011 at 08:02 PM.
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    Imma just say whoever the vig is, is a fucking moran and I hope he gets got real soon.
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    sup niggas

    this threads better than the other one that nobody cares about anymore now that egowugy is dead, but ur not allowed in if u dont contribute



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    Man I have an excellent idea for an additional/replacement role, but I'm not sure I can make it work

    The Daywalker

    Neither villager nor wolf, he's a total badass who can't be eaten by the wolves because he kicks their asses if they try, but he's no friend to the village because he needs their blood. An effective third wolf team, a loner, immune to nomming but not lynching, he replaces the vig (or maybe not), and sucks the blood of somebody every other night. He wins the game when there's one wolf, one villager, and him left

    I can't figure out if this would work or where to go with it
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    Damn and I was the first to bold wuf too (I think), even before the seer outing, and as I was reading further through the thread I kept thinking "ok I know who the next one is hahaha" this gonna be a fun game and then I notice I'm dead.

    I need a drink now..
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    Quote Originally Posted by jackvance View Post
    Damn and I was the first to bold wuf too (I think), even before the seer outing, and as I was reading further through the thread I kept thinking "ok I know who the next one is hahaha" this gonna be a fun game and then I notice I'm dead.

    I need a drink now..
    We had the joker in that one batman game but it was pretty unbalanced and he died quickly. I kinda like this...
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    Being dead early sucks.
    Quote Originally Posted by wufwugy View Post
    ongies gonna ong
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    Hi SDM, come and sit down.
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    ongies gonna ong
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    i had a special hilarious arooo prepared but obv becuase beeny hates me he had to wait until i went to sleep to run that train
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    I'M CONFUSED.
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    Quote Originally Posted by OngBonga View Post
    I'M CONFUSED.
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    Crazy Russians.
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    I am not generally a fan of lolcats, but those two are funny as shit.
    Poker is easy, it's winning at poker that's hard.
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    Quote Originally Posted by wufwugy View Post
    hahaha wp

    I have to wonder - will the village insta lynch SDM if he plays a standard game next time? I mean? We all know he does crazy shit whenever he's a villager/special role. So, acting normal = wolf definitely?!

    BALANCE YOUR RANGE SDM
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    Quote Originally Posted by wufwugy View Post
    I'm on a horse.

    Anyway come on guys this game should be easily winnable
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    Quote Originally Posted by wufwugy View Post
    hahahahhahahahahahha....my favorite part is the "still sdm"
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    this game makes me laf a lot
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    Just bear stuffs

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    hahahah i hate sdm so much
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    lol, this is the best thread to be in right now.
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    Quote Originally Posted by StillDeadMoney View Post
    lol, this is the best thread to be in right now.
    You should pretend to be dead and then be, like, fake-alive.
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    Of everything that has confused me thus far in the game, it's the AROOOOOOOOOO that really baffled me. It's like "Yeah well done guys, you got a wolf, and that explains my crazy play.... hahaha fooled you, I'm just a regular retard."

    Last edited by OngBonga; 05-06-2011 at 08:04 AM.
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    What's more amazing is SDM still has a green rep card...(muahahahahaha)
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    Quote Originally Posted by bigred View Post
    What's more amazing is SDM still has a green rep card...(muahahahahaha)
    Just turned gray.
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    That rep thing is bullshit, I took like 15 negs in a row in the racist thread, pick up one +rep and I'm green. Yet I gave rpm some +rep, and it didn't turn his red box green. I can't figure it out, I think this reputation business works like SDM's head.
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    ongies gonna ong
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    Quote Originally Posted by OngBonga View Post
    That rep thing is bullshit, I took like 15 negs in a row in the racist thread, pick up one +rep and I'm green. Yet I gave rpm some +rep, and it didn't turn his red box green. I can't figure it out, I think this reputation business works like SDM's head.
    If it works like it does on other boards, people with more rep have more power to raise/lower your rep.
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    i looked at my rep and some of it is grey? is that negative rep? because i dont know how to leave someoen rep and have it be neither positive or negative
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    philly just negged me. This is why I hate rep systems: it's just yet another form of internet bullying. Shitting on people in threads and sending them hate PMs apparently isn't enough for them.
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    Ppl, find some damn wolves and I will positive rep you.
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    Quote Originally Posted by StillDeadMoney View Post
    philly just negged me. This is why I hate rep systems: it's just yet another form of internet bullying. Shitting on people in threads and sending them hate PMs apparently isn't enough for them.
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    Quote Originally Posted by StillDeadMoney View Post
    philly just negged me. This is why I hate rep systems: it's just yet another form of internet bullying. Shitting on people in threads and sending them hate PMs apparently isn't enough for them.
    Internet bullying, ha! Just neg him back, saying "you suck your Mom's farts", and I bet it will make him cry. I negged spoon saying "you're so fucking arrogant", and you know what, for a whole second I felt like a big man. Then I remembered it's a stupid internet forum reputation system, I hardly punched him in the face or anything. Then I felt as tiny as everyone else again.

    Most of my neg comments amuse me, my last one was "dishwasher", I'd fucking love to know who sent me that, it's a great insult, I'd give them +rep just for that.

    If this reputation thing means so much to you, make your posts unneggable by following wuf's lead.

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    Quote Originally Posted by OngBonga View Post
    Most of my neg comments amuse me, my last one was "dishwasher", I'd fucking love to know who sent me that, it's a great insult, I'd give them +rep just for that.
    Ha, that was me.

    If anyone is like, Spanish Armada, wtf, it was probably me, barring an amazing coincidence. The rep system is lame. I make it 1% less lame.
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    Quote Originally Posted by BennyLaRue View Post
    Ha, that was me.

    If anyone is like, Spanish Armada, wtf, it was probably me, barring an amazing coincidence. The rep system is lame. I make it 1% less lame.
    Honestly, thanks for that one, it made me laugh, it took the sting out of the very fact I had been negged. It was rather like punching me in the face while telling me a piss funny joke, then giving me a spliff.
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    Damn. SDM got red QUICKLY.
    That's how winners play; we convince the other guy he's making all the right moves.
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    motherfuckers this aint a thread to talk about rep and bigred's favorite daytime soap beefcake, its about being the only thread that matters











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    I apologise for not posting since my untimely demise but it was either use my free time to play some fucking poker or talk to a bunch of delinquents on a poker forum about how upset i am about being dead.
    I chose the latter!

    Yes i am friends with Ongbonga but i can safely swear down on my mothers cat we did not confer.
    Besides he's anal like that, well he's anal about a lot of stuff, well to be fair i think he just likes anal!
    As for my death all i can say is "nah nah told you so" and i'll take the coaching comment as a compliment.
    Oh and in closing Bigred feel free to send my an address and i be happy to send you a English Oxford dictionary ( Oxford as in England, as in the country that founded the language ) to enlighten you on the correct spelling of labour.
    Peas!
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    Quote Originally Posted by LabourHater View Post
    I apologise for not posting since my untimely demise but it was either use my free time to play some fucking poker or talk to a bunch of delinquents on a poker forum about how upset i am about being dead.
    I chose the latter!
    Are you in the Southern Hemisphere and latter means former?
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    Quote Originally Posted by LabourHater View Post
    Oh and in closing Bigred feel free to send my an address and i be happy to send you a English Oxford dictionary ( Oxford as in England, as in the country that founded the language ) to enlighten you on the correct spelling of labour.
    That's like saying you'd rather consult Bartolomeo Cristofori, the guy who invented the piano, instead of Mozart to find out how to truly use it.
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    Quote Originally Posted by a500lbgorilla View Post
    That's like saying you'd rather consult Bartolomeo Cristofori, the guy who invented the piano, instead of Mozart to find out how to truly use it.
    Here's some rep.
    That's how winners play; we convince the other guy he's making all the right moves.
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    Quote Originally Posted by LabourHater View Post
    I apologise for...
    See, no fucking z in this word.



    Anyone who negs this post is homosexual, fact.
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    Last time i looked the U.K was in the northern but yes that is what i meant.
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    How is that simile even closely related? Be it that Cristofori may have invented the piano ( I bet you googled that to seem smart) Mozart did beautiful, wonderful things with it. Whereas the Americans just kinda molested the English language in a way that you'd expect a Catholic priest would do with an alter boy.
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    Quote Originally Posted by LabourHater View Post
    How is that simile even closely related? Be it that Cristofori may have invented the piano ( I bet you googled that to seem smart) Mozart did beautiful, wonderful things with it. Whereas the Americans just kinda molested the English language in a way that you'd expect a Catholic priest would do with an alter boy.
    lol

    (are you a tory?)
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    Quote Originally Posted by LabourHater View Post
    an alter boy.
    What is this...like those guys in Thailand who work in all the bars?

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    Quote Originally Posted by LabourHater View Post
    Mozart did beautiful, wonderful things with it. Whereas the Americans just kinda molested the English language in a way that you'd expect a Catholic priest would do with an alter boy.
    With grubby hands and a sinister grin. The thing that annoys me the most about their molestation of our language is they took one of our most beautiful words, arse, and turned it into ass, which as far as I'm concerned means male fucking donkey. And they overuse the letter 'z', it's a special letter that's worth a lot in scrabble, you can't just casually use that letter willy nilly. And they don't say bollocks. What English speaking nation doesn't have a use for the word bollocks? Fucking Merkins.
    Quote Originally Posted by wufwugy View Post
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    No i'm not a Tory i despise all governments but i have a special hatred for the cunts that are labour, I also shiver at the thought of manual labour. So it's a double entendre.
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    Oh and Benny my bad on the misspelling altar, i was to busy trying to be funny. Although i'd say that's pretty much what i'd expect an alter boy to look like.
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    omg stop talking about reps nerdtards in the only thread that matters or else no more buxum azns neemore :madface :madface :madface
















  64. #64
    Wuf........I think you may have just made Ong explode!
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    lol this is gonna be so awesome
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    I can't confirm whether he is or not. The conversations are all offline. However, I don't suspect anything from the interactions I've had.

    Please keep all future posts ITT completely nonrelated to the game, hot chicks, or making fun of SDM.

    I haven't been monitoring this thread but will begin doing so. If I get the hint, even the slightest hint, that the game is being talked about I'm closing the thread and possibly modkilling any guilty parties.

    (Note: I don't think Philly's question was offbase, I'm just throwing out a general warning. Please direct all game questions to me via PM or ingame.)
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    P.S. Player still alive should generally practice avoidance of this thread (except to make fun of SDM of course).
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    Inb4 pot kettle
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    I'm pretty sure I'm in love with the first girl that Wuf posted
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    yea shes my background lol
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    how did wuf get courtie to agree to pose ?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Keith_MM View Post
    how did wuf get courtie to agree to pose ?
    Bribery with cuttlefish and asparagus obv
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    It's a regular ol whodunit











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    oh cuttlefish and asparagus sooo derricious
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    Here's the full size of first chick.

    http://img600.imageshack.us/img600/7770/hot1e.jpg

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