DoJ Dead Thread

[OngBonga]

Great start village, let's not fuck this one up!

Being night one nom is sort of a compliment. Were they really that worried about me? Hurry up and win village so we can have another game!

[wufwugy]

Dammit Benny you should have come out sooner. I thought I was the most likely night one lookup for a couple reasons, but mainly because I was playing differently and people were pointing it out. I was debating quite seriously just doing a day 2 outing shitstorm just because I didn't think there was any way the seer would let me get too far. I was strongly debating not even putting up a defense because I've been incredibly worn out and really liked the idea of not putting up a defense as a wolf because that would mean that when I do put up a defense it means I'm not a wolf. But I couldn't do that to the team. Being a wolf is much more enjoyable than I expected too.

Also, this isn't a successful wufwugy lynch says Philosoraptor. A seer up doesn't count. You guys have to get rid of me the hard way for the Universe to explode. Of course that will come much easier now due to the subtle psychology of finally seeing me play an untrustworthy wolf game.

Oh and I wasn't lying about my "off" comments. That shit is retarded. I was playing a much different game simply because I wanted to, then decided I should start trying to act "more normal" because of how differently I was playing and how people think that's suspicious. Eventually I'm probably just gonna be posting in meme form



And yes Ong, you're the night one kill because you're sick good. Sick good sick good sick good. Best player ever. I was scared shitless of the Ong train lubing up some asses


Good luck wolves

[BennyLaRue]

Oh hai der wugnugy.

[wufwugy]

So what are we doing here Ongie? Should we celebrate the two most improved players? On my fourth game I get looked up first because I'm a badass and Benny be shivering in his high heels, and on your second game you're nommed first for reasons not yet known but hey it still happened. Two best players ever? Best thread ever? All but confirmed IMO

Now all we need is something mega to look at



There we go that'll do

[wufwugy]

Oh hai der wugnugy.

Look at you all cheeky. I got news for you sir. It ends horribly wrong. It picks up even more, you do even better, you think you're the greatest seer ever, then it all crashes and burns and the final wolf does his happy Picard impression

[BennyLaRue]

Look at you all cheeky. I got news for you sir. It ends horribly wrong. It picks up even more, you do even better, you think you're the greatest seer ever, then it all crashes and burns and the final wolf does his happy Picard impression

I've already surrounded myself with shallow friends, strippers and faux-acolytes. My coke habit is all-consuming. But it'll all stay like this forever, it's cool. I got this.

[OngBonga]

It's hard for me to say much about my nomming now I'm dead, but I sure can't wait to find out who the wolves are, I think it's ok to say that!

I'm not surprised wuf got looked up, I thought he was wolf or spesh.

As for LabourHater, I love how people thought he was getting coached, or that he's some former player. I'll share something with you now... LabourHater is a real-life friend of mine, he enjoyed watching the last game. We kept it from you in case we happened to both be wolves, that woulda been freakin' awesome. I can absolutely promise I told him to shut the fuck up about the game outside of the thread while one of us was alive. I did not know for sure he was a villager, I just didn't feel lynching him would give us info, if I thought it did I'd wagon him happily. I also was wary about letting you know he's a mate because I don't want to tarnish his reputation, but I figure he'll do that himself haha! I play a lot of poker on stars with him, so it's a matter of time before you find out we're pals.

[wufwugy]

Well I hope he plays next game. I always give nubs a pass if they participate, and I didn't want to lynch him, but we literally had to due to SDM faking and having literally no other choice with the alloted time

[BooG690]

As for LabourHater, I love how people thought he was getting coached, or that he's some former player. I'll share something with you now... LabourHater is a real-life friend of mine, he enjoyed watching the last game. We kept it from you in case we happened to both be wolves, that woulda been freakin' awesome. I can absolutely promise I told him to shut the fuck up about the game outside of the thread while one of us was alive. I did not know for sure he was a villager, I just didn't feel lynching him would give us info, if I thought it did I'd wagon him happily. I also was wary about letting you know he's a mate because I don't want to tarnish his reputation, but I figure he'll do that himself haha! I play a lot of poker on stars with him, so it's a matter of time before you find out we're pals.

Disclaimer: this isn't me jumping down your throat. Honest.

We've had buddies play together before (I believe it was Penney and someone else). I THINK that they asked if it was cool beforehand and it was voted it was cool. It's no big deal that you two played together especially since you two died early. However, just ask if it's cool next time. It would've sucked if you two went to on endgame, were both specials, etc. The integrity of the entire game would have come into question and it just sucks to play a wasted game of Werewolf.

Just a thought for next time.

[BennyLaRue]

Penney and SDM.

Stop talking about the game, dead ppl.

[OngBonga]

Yeah it did cross my mind to say something before, but then again its clear that some of you guys are real-life friends, some of you call roid Dustin and do HH together etc, so I know it's cool. We kept it quiet for the beginning purely because it would made it interesting if we were both wolves, it was my idea to be hush about it. Now you know for next time though!

[OngBonga]

Oh, and if anyone's worried about integrity, you should watch me and LabourHater play poker tgether. He's not my fucking friend when we're in a raised pot together, that I can tell you.

[wufwugy]

nigga we aint sayin shit about the game. thats a fack

we just posting stuff ur mom dont let u look at

[philly and the phanatics]

[Roid_Rage]

Imma just say whoever the vig is, is a fucking moran and I hope he gets got real soon.

[wufwugy]

sup niggas

this threads better than the other one that nobody cares about anymore now that egowugy is dead, but ur not allowed in if u dont contribute

[wufwugy]

Man I have an excellent idea for an additional/replacement role, but I'm not sure I can make it work

The Daywalker

Neither villager nor wolf, he's a total badass who can't be eaten by the wolves because he kicks their asses if they try, but he's no friend to the village because he needs their blood. An effective third wolf team, a loner, immune to nomming but not lynching, he replaces the vig (or maybe not), and sucks the blood of somebody every other night. He wins the game when there's one wolf, one villager, and him left

I can't figure out if this would work or where to go with it

[jackvance]

Damn and I was the first to bold wuf too (I think), even before the seer outing, and as I was reading further through the thread I kept thinking "ok I know who the next one is hahaha" this gonna be a fun game and then I notice I'm dead.

I need a drink now..

[bigred]

Damn and I was the first to bold wuf too (I think), even before the seer outing, and as I was reading further through the thread I kept thinking "ok I know who the next one is hahaha" this gonna be a fun game and then I notice I'm dead.

I need a drink now..

We had the joker in that one batman game but it was pretty unbalanced and he died quickly. I kinda like this...

[OngBonga]

Being dead early sucks.

[OngBonga]

Hi SDM, come and sit down.

[wufwugy]

i had a special hilarious arooo prepared but obv becuase beeny hates me he had to wait until i went to sleep to run that train

[OngBonga]

I'M CONFUSED.

[StillDeadMoney]

I'M CONFUSED.

[OngBonga]

Crazy Russians.

[GatorJH]

I am not generally a fan of lolcats, but those two are funny as shit.

[wufwugy]

[bigred]

this game makes me laf a lot

[bigred]

Just bear stuffs

[philly and the phanatics]

hahahah i hate sdm so much

[wufwugy]

[Penneywize]

hahaha wp

I have to wonder - will the village insta lynch SDM if he plays a standard game next time? I mean? We all know he does crazy shit whenever he's a villager/special role. So, acting normal = wolf definitely?!

BALANCE YOUR RANGE SDM

[jackvance]

I'm on a horse.

Anyway come on guys this game should be easily winnable

[StillDeadMoney]

lol, this is the best thread to be in right now.

[OngBonga]

Of everything that has confused me thus far in the game, it's the AROOOOOOOOOO that really baffled me. It's like "Yeah well done guys, you got a wolf, and that explains my crazy play.... hahaha fooled you, I'm just a regular retard."

[philly and the phanatics]

hahahahhahahahahahha....my favorite part is the "still sdm"

[BennyLaRue]

lol, this is the best thread to be in right now.

You should pretend to be dead and then be, like, fake-alive.

[bigred]

What's more amazing is SDM still has a green rep card...(muahahahahaha)

[StillDeadMoney]

What's more amazing is SDM still has a green rep card...(muahahahahaha)

Just turned gray.

[OngBonga]

That rep thing is bullshit, I took like 15 negs in a row in the racist thread, pick up one +rep and I'm green. Yet I gave rpm some +rep, and it didn't turn his red box green. I can't figure it out, I think this reputation business works like SDM's head.

[philly and the phanatics]

i looked at my rep and some of it is grey? is that negative rep? because i dont know how to leave someoen rep and have it be neither positive or negative

[StillDeadMoney]

That rep thing is bullshit, I took like 15 negs in a row in the racist thread, pick up one +rep and I'm green. Yet I gave rpm some +rep, and it didn't turn his red box green. I can't figure it out, I think this reputation business works like SDM's head.

If it works like it does on other boards, people with more rep have more power to raise/lower your rep.

[StillDeadMoney]

philly just negged me. This is why I hate rep systems: it's just yet another form of internet bullying. Shitting on people in threads and sending them hate PMs apparently isn't enough for them.

[BooG690]

Damn. SDM got red QUICKLY.

[BennyLaRue]

Ppl, find some damn wolves and I will positive rep you.

[wufwugy]

motherfuckers this aint a thread to talk about rep and bigred's favorite daytime soap beefcake, its about being the only thread that matters

[philly and the phanatics]

philly just negged me. This is why I hate rep systems: it's just yet another form of internet bullying. Shitting on people in threads and sending them hate PMs apparently isn't enough for them.

[LabourHater]

I apologise for not posting since my untimely demise but it was either use my free time to play some fucking poker or talk to a bunch of delinquents on a poker forum about how upset i am about being dead.
I chose the latter!

Yes i am friends with Ongbonga but i can safely swear down on my mothers cat we did not confer.
Besides he's anal like that, well he's anal about a lot of stuff, well to be fair i think he just likes anal!
As for my death all i can say is "nah nah told you so" and i'll take the coaching comment as a compliment.
Oh and in closing Bigred feel free to send my an address and i be happy to send you a English Oxford dictionary ( Oxford as in England, as in the country that founded the language ) to enlighten you on the correct spelling of labour.
Peas!

[BennyLaRue]

I apologise for not posting since my untimely demise but it was either use my free time to play some fucking poker or talk to a bunch of delinquents on a poker forum about how upset i am about being dead.
I chose the latter!

Are you in the Southern Hemisphere and latter means former?

[LabourHater]

Last time i looked the U.K was in the northern but yes that is what i meant.