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    Quote Originally Posted by LabourHater View Post
    Oh and in closing Bigred feel free to send my an address and i be happy to send you a English Oxford dictionary ( Oxford as in England, as in the country that founded the language ) to enlighten you on the correct spelling of labour.
    That's like saying you'd rather consult Bartolomeo Cristofori, the guy who invented the piano, instead of Mozart to find out how to truly use it.
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    Quote Originally Posted by a500lbgorilla View Post
    That's like saying you'd rather consult Bartolomeo Cristofori, the guy who invented the piano, instead of Mozart to find out how to truly use it.
    Here's some rep.

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    How is that simile even closely related? Be it that Cristofori may have invented the piano ( I bet you googled that to seem smart) Mozart did beautiful, wonderful things with it. Whereas the Americans just kinda molested the English language in a way that you'd expect a Catholic priest would do with an alter boy.
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    Quote Originally Posted by LabourHater View Post
    How is that simile even closely related? Be it that Cristofori may have invented the piano ( I bet you googled that to seem smart) Mozart did beautiful, wonderful things with it. Whereas the Americans just kinda molested the English language in a way that you'd expect a Catholic priest would do with an alter boy.
    lol

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    Quote Originally Posted by LabourHater View Post
    an alter boy.
    What is this...like those guys in Thailand who work in all the bars?

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    No i'm not a Tory i despise all governments but i have a special hatred for the cunts that are labour, I also shiver at the thought of manual labour. So it's a double entendre.
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    Oh and Benny my bad on the misspelling altar, i was to busy trying to be funny. Although i'd say that's pretty much what i'd expect an alter boy to look like.
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    Quote Originally Posted by StillDeadMoney View Post
    philly just negged me. This is why I hate rep systems: it's just yet another form of internet bullying. Shitting on people in threads and sending them hate PMs apparently isn't enough for them.
    Internet bullying, ha! Just neg him back, saying "you suck your Mom's farts", and I bet it will make him cry. I negged spoon saying "you're so fucking arrogant", and you know what, for a whole second I felt like a big man. Then I remembered it's a stupid internet forum reputation system, I hardly punched him in the face or anything. Then I felt as tiny as everyone else again.

    Most of my neg comments amuse me, my last one was "dishwasher", I'd fucking love to know who sent me that, it's a great insult, I'd give them +rep just for that.

    If this reputation thing means so much to you, make your posts unneggable by following wuf's lead.

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    Quote Originally Posted by LabourHater View Post
    Mozart did beautiful, wonderful things with it. Whereas the Americans just kinda molested the English language in a way that you'd expect a Catholic priest would do with an alter boy.
    With grubby hands and a sinister grin. The thing that annoys me the most about their molestation of our language is they took one of our most beautiful words, arse, and turned it into ass, which as far as I'm concerned means male fucking donkey. And they overuse the letter 'z', it's a special letter that's worth a lot in scrabble, you can't just casually use that letter willy nilly. And they don't say bollocks. What English speaking nation doesn't have a use for the word bollocks? Fucking Merkins.
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    ongies gonna ong
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    Quote Originally Posted by OngBonga View Post
    Most of my neg comments amuse me, my last one was "dishwasher", I'd fucking love to know who sent me that, it's a great insult, I'd give them +rep just for that.
    Ha, that was me.

    If anyone is like, Spanish Armada, wtf, it was probably me, barring an amazing coincidence. The rep system is lame. I make it 1% less lame.
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    Quote Originally Posted by LabourHater View Post
    I apologise for...
    See, no fucking z in this word.



    Anyone who negs this post is homosexual, fact.
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    ongies gonna ong
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    Quote Originally Posted by BennyLaRue View Post
    Ha, that was me.

    If anyone is like, Spanish Armada, wtf, it was probably me, barring an amazing coincidence. The rep system is lame. I make it 1% less lame.
    Honestly, thanks for that one, it made me laugh, it took the sting out of the very fact I had been negged. It was rather like punching me in the face while telling me a piss funny joke, then giving me a spliff.
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    ongies gonna ong
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    omg stop talking about reps nerdtards in the only thread that matters or else no more buxum azns neemore :madface :madface :madface
















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    Wuf........I think you may have just made Ong explode!
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    lol this is gonna be so awesome
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    I can't confirm whether he is or not. The conversations are all offline. However, I don't suspect anything from the interactions I've had.

    Please keep all future posts ITT completely nonrelated to the game, hot chicks, or making fun of SDM.

    I haven't been monitoring this thread but will begin doing so. If I get the hint, even the slightest hint, that the game is being talked about I'm closing the thread and possibly modkilling any guilty parties.

    (Note: I don't think Philly's question was offbase, I'm just throwing out a general warning. Please direct all game questions to me via PM or ingame.)
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    P.S. Player still alive should generally practice avoidance of this thread (except to make fun of SDM of course).
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    Quote Originally Posted by wufwugy View Post
    ongies gonna ong
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    I'm pretty sure I'm in love with the first girl that Wuf posted
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    yea shes my background lol
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    how did wuf get courtie to agree to pose ?
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    It's a regular ol whodunit











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    Quote Originally Posted by Keith_MM View Post
    how did wuf get courtie to agree to pose ?
    Bribery with cuttlefish and asparagus obv
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    oh cuttlefish and asparagus sooo derricious
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    Here's the full size of first chick.

    http://img600.imageshack.us/img600/7770/hot1e.jpg
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    ah boo! wow didn't see that coming. how did i at all look like i might be the angel, which i assume is why i got eaten. Wuf, pics to cheer me up?
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    Quote Originally Posted by fulksy View Post
    ah boo! wow didn't see that coming. how did i at all look like i might be the angel, which i assume is why i got eaten. Wuf, pics to cheer me up?
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    with the epicness of some of these posts by Wuf. I'd imagine he'll never make it past day one again.

    well played sir, well played.
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    Nice TY
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    I'm bored! You guys better not kill the noob first off again next time! Unless I'm not the newest noob anymore of course.
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    Quote Originally Posted by LabourHater View Post
    I'm bored! You guys better not kill the noob first off again next time! Unless I'm not the newest noob anymore of course.
    You're fine after your first try... and to be fair the only reason you died was because I yelled seer. Sorry about that
    Quote Originally Posted by bigred View Post
    So i was gone for the weekend but wow...you lynch sdm, you don't shoot ragnar orrrr stax. dumbest fucking village. i hope we lost cause we deserve it. dumb fucks. im also drunk and high but srsly fuck u
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    anybody got any good pictures of Megan Fox?

    Sure hope the villagers get some better leadership or the bad guys will win 3 in a row.
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    why is it your only a good wolf?
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    So butthurt.
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    Quote Originally Posted by philly and the phanatics View Post
    why is it your only a good wolf?
    It's only day 3 dude and I got snap lynched (how short was today compared to the other days?) because I would be dangerous as a wolf.

    My final hope is for an awesome death by bigred.
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    Quote Originally Posted by philly and the phanatics View Post
    why is it your only a good wolf?
    so in other words, don't blame me because your day 3 snap lynch went bad.
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    I just noticed that it's day 4, but the point is still valid.
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    Quote Originally Posted by GatorJH View Post
    Sure hope the villagers get some better leadership or the bad guys will win 3 in a row.
    I think Benny's doing ok. Go Benny, go Benny.

    And your wish...

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    ongies gonna ong
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    happier now. Thanks Onga
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    Did I accidentally bigred?
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    Is there a way to create a hidden dead thread for future games?
    And make it NSFW.
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    Fuck, a hidden dead thread is a GREAT idea. I would love being able to chat about the game with the dead. And NSFW obv
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    yea thats an epicly great idea
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    yea that's an great idea, i wish i could talk about this game. i have some thoughts and would love to show how wrong they are.
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    Yeah great idea, only accessible by those dead.
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    As much as I'd like to discuss the game with my fellow deads, I think a hidden forum would be a bad idea, it would bring into question people's integrity much more than needs be, especially dead wolves. It has the potential to overshaodw games. For example, there was a brief question over whether wuf was still in touch with the wolves, let's play devil's advocate for a minute and say he was (I don't think for a second wuf would though)... does it matter? He's no more in the know now he's dead, so his influence can be both beneficial to the wolves, and a distraction. But if there's a hidden dead thread where the deads are openly discussing who they think the remaining wolves are, then dead wolf still in contact with his team is influencing the game much more.

    Also, since moderators play, how can we be sure that moderators still live in the game aren't accessing the hidden thread? Do we take it off site? How can we stop live players accessing it then?

    It's both a great idea and a bad one.
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    From what I've heard, though, there were problems with the wolf-only forum. I imagine a forum with only dead players would experience similar problems, but what the fuck do I know about running forums?
    Quote Originally Posted by bigred View Post
    So i was gone for the weekend but wow...you lynch sdm, you don't shoot ragnar orrrr stax. dumbest fucking village. i hope we lost cause we deserve it. dumb fucks. im also drunk and high but srsly fuck u
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    No fears, people fuck up in this game all the time. Just make sure you deflect your failures by reminding people that SDM is somehow worse.

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