The Church of St. Werewolf (sign up)

**JKDS** · 07-16-2012 02:10 PM

Help! Someone is attempting to appease their god by sacrificing villagers! AND YOU COULD BE NEXT! Sign up NOW to stop these evil religious fanatics!

Your god(s) WANT you to sign up. So with every signature, you will be entered into a raffle to win something spectacularrr!!!*

But beware, there are rumors that the ne'er-do-wells can turn into wolves at night through prayer, and don't even get me started on the werewolf's curse. You have to sign up right now and save the town before its too late!

*Spectacularrr prizes are typically multi use powers that may or may not share function with past powers. To preserve the balance of good and evil, werewolves can get powers too. All potential powers will be known at start up and the werewolves may know how many exist. If you are offended by power imbalances, then you should have prayed more. Curses may force players to speak in a certain way, or alter their day actions. I havent decided yet, pray that i make up my mind. Also robot chicken has this funny scene where darth vader is talking to lando about how he has altered the deal and to pray that he wont alter it any further and i thought it was hilarious.

**OngBonga** · 07-16-2012 03:52 PM

obv

**wufwugy** · 07-16-2012 07:12 PM

i have wuffed the sign up, pray i do not wuf it further

**GatorJH** · 07-16-2012 10:52 PM

iiiiiiiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn

**bigred** · 07-16-2012 11:26 PM

can't wait to lynch gator day 1!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

innnnnnnnnnnnnnn

**Shotglass** · 07-16-2012 11:51 PM

Originally Posted by bigred

can't wait to lynch gator day 1!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

innnnnnnnnnnnnnn

obv wolfish

in

**jackvance** · 07-17-2012 04:53 AM

go

**rong** · 07-17-2012 07:58 AM

Gator's back!

In.

**BooG690** · 07-17-2012 12:31 PM

In

**OngBonga** · 07-17-2012 12:49 PM

Atheism is nothing but an excuse for anal sex. There is no reason for anal sex other than atheism, and no reason for atheism other than anal sex.

~ Billy Bob Jenkins

The atheist even believes that eventually the sun will swell up and destroy the Earth!

~ Rev. M. Rodimer

**NightGizmo** · 07-17-2012 03:15 PM

lol, nice quotes Ong.

In.

**OngBonga** · 07-17-2012 04:57 PM

You can thank the Landover Baptist Church for those pearls of wisdom.

**jackvance** · 07-17-2012 06:33 PM

"90% of the time, people who are being quoted never said that"
~ Albert Einstein

**rong** · 07-17-2012 06:39 PM

"A little inaccuracy saves a world of explanation" - C.E.Ayers

**OngBonga** · 07-17-2012 06:46 PM

78.9% of statistics are made up on the spot

~ Vic Reeves

**a500lbgorilla** · 07-17-2012 10:46 PM

In Saint Ajora's name, I'm in.

**JKDS** · 07-17-2012 10:52 PM

Did I mention that through nightly prayer, players of all faiths would be eligible to win alternate powers?

**OngBonga** · 07-17-2012 11:04 PM

I pray nightly to the big toe of Maria Sharapova. And when I say pray, I mean masturbate. And when I say big toe, I mean minge. Still counts as religion though.

**JKDS** · 07-18-2012 02:56 AM

Im feeling generous, so ill leak some of the startup info.

The order of night action resolution is thus:
Curse/Convert/Backup--> Commute --> Hide --> redirect --> Jail --> Protect --> Kill --> Fruit --> lookup

Lol :P

**Hoopy** · 07-18-2012 03:45 PM

I'll have me some holy war.

**JKDS** · 07-19-2012 10:38 PM

Current list

onga
wuf
gator
bigred
glass
jackv
rong
boog
gizmo
rilla
hoopy

Get me two more, and ill start this.

**OngBonga** · 07-20-2012 10:56 AM

I think drew should sign up so we have an easy day one lynch.

**JKDS** · 07-21-2012 03:44 AM

:/

I can adjust it for eleven but that group is kinda small.

**wufwugy** · 07-21-2012 05:10 AM

i feel like there shouldnt be compromise

**wufwugy** · 07-21-2012 05:12 AM

I also feel like some FTR regs don't even know what WW is. I know I didn't know what it was until Benny told me. Maybe somebody who posts in strat forums can go there, as the Commune has already been hit several times in the past

**JKDS** · 07-21-2012 05:42 AM

The Church of St. Werewolf will be holding its annual barbeque at 8am pdt on Monday. As usual, we will be hosting a lottery for members and grant them spectacularrrrr prizes. New converts welcome, but must show up on time!

(also, 11 will still be fun. it means fewer wolves...but more village confusion!)

**OngBonga** · 07-21-2012 01:56 PM

Took me a year to find WW, I thought it was a geek thread about World of Warcraft.

**wufwugy** · 07-23-2012 12:13 AM

im probably gonna be a huge stick in the mud like i was on the first several days of the last game. just fyi

in a way that's good, otherwise i tend to dominate the content

**OngBonga** · 07-23-2012 12:41 AM

I'm gonna talk more shit than usual.

**JKDS** · 07-23-2012 02:26 AM

The church feels that it would be to your benefit to attend the planned barbeque.

**OngBonga** · 07-23-2012 02:31 PM

When's 8am pdt in real life time?

**JustinSKS** · 07-29-2012 08:31 AM

Im in

**OngBonga** · 08-08-2012 06:23 PM

Got permission off JKDS to inform y'all that I will be away until Monday at a music festival, have fun with your nerdy interweb game while I'm having fun lying in a field with cider while people play brass instruments.

**bigred** · 08-08-2012 11:42 PM

Have fun with your cider...

**bigred** · 08-09-2012 01:54 AM

07-16-2012 02:10 PM #1
JKDS View Profile View Forum Posts Private Message Join Date Feb 2008 Posts 4,293 Location Chandler, AZ	The Church of St. Werewolf (sign up) Help! Someone is attempting to appease their god by sacrificing villagers! AND YOU COULD BE NEXT! Sign up NOW to stop these evil religious fanatics! Your god(s) WANT you to sign up. So with every signature, you will be entered into a raffle to win something spectacularrr!!!* But beware, there are rumors that the ne'er-do-wells can turn into wolves at night through prayer, and don't even get me started on the werewolf's curse. You have to sign up right now and save the town before its too late! *Spectacularrr prizes are typically multi use powers that may or may not share function with past powers. To preserve the balance of good and evil, werewolves can get powers too. All potential powers will be known at start up and the werewolves may know how many exist. If you are offended by power imbalances, then you should have prayed more. Curses may force players to speak in a certain way, or alter their day actions. I havent decided yet, pray that i make up my mind. Also robot chicken has this funny scene where darth vader is talking to lando about how he has altered the deal and to pray that he wont alter it any further and i thought it was hilarious.

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07-16-2012 03:52 PM #2
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OngBonga View Profile View Forum Posts Private Message Join Date Jul 2010 Posts 5,306 Location England	I pray nightly to the big toe of Maria Sharapova. And when I say pray, I mean masturbate. And when I say big toe, I mean minge. Still counts as religion though.
	Originally Posted by wufwugy ongies gonna ong
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07-18-2012 02:56 AM #19
JKDS View Profile View Forum Posts Private Message Join Date Feb 2008 Posts 4,293 Location Chandler, AZ	Im feeling generous, so ill leak some of the startup info. The order of night action resolution is thus: Curse/Convert/Backup--> Commute --> Hide --> redirect --> Jail --> Protect --> Kill --> Fruit --> lookup Lol :P

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JKDS View Profile View Forum Posts Private Message Join Date Feb 2008 Posts 4,293 Location Chandler, AZ	Current list onga wuf gator bigred glass jackv rong boog gizmo rilla hoopy Get me two more, and ill start this.

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OngBonga View Profile View Forum Posts Private Message Join Date Jul 2010 Posts 5,306 Location England	I think drew should sign up so we have an easy day one lynch.
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JKDS View Profile View Forum Posts Private Message Join Date Feb 2008 Posts 4,293 Location Chandler, AZ	:/ I can adjust it for eleven but that group is kinda small.

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wufwugy View Profile View Forum Posts Private Message Join Date May 2006 Posts 11,966	I also feel like some FTR regs don't even know what WW is. I know I didn't know what it was until Benny told me. Maybe somebody who posts in strat forums can go there, as the Commune has already been hit several times in the past

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JKDS View Profile View Forum Posts Private Message Join Date Feb 2008 Posts 4,293 Location Chandler, AZ	The Church of St. Werewolf will be holding its annual barbeque at 8am pdt on Monday. As usual, we will be hosting a lottery for members and grant them spectacularrrrr prizes. New converts welcome, but must show up on time! (also, 11 will still be fun. it means fewer wolves...but more village confusion!)

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07-21-2012 01:56 PM #27
OngBonga View Profile View Forum Posts Private Message Join Date Jul 2010 Posts 5,306 Location England	Took me a year to find WW, I thought it was a geek thread about World of Warcraft.
	Originally Posted by wufwugy ongies gonna ong
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wufwugy View Profile View Forum Posts Private Message Join Date May 2006 Posts 11,966	im probably gonna be a huge stick in the mud like i was on the first several days of the last game. just fyi in a way that's good, otherwise i tend to dominate the content

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JKDS View Profile View Forum Posts Private Message Join Date Feb 2008 Posts 4,293 Location Chandler, AZ	The church feels that it would be to your benefit to attend the planned barbeque.

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OngBonga View Profile View Forum Posts Private Message Join Date Jul 2010 Posts 5,306 Location England	Got permission off JKDS to inform y'all that I will be away until Monday at a music festival, have fun with your nerdy interweb game while I'm having fun lying in a field with cider while people play brass instruments.
	Last edited by OngBonga; 08-08-2012 at 06:26 PM. Originally Posted by wufwugy ongies gonna ong
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