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12-01-2008, 04:51 PM
Post subject: *** OFFICIAL WEREWOLF CHRISTMAS GAMEPLAY THREAD ***
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This Christmas is a traditional one in that the game will be played with the mostly classic rules. There are a few changes though:
Santa Claws (Alphawolf) - You are a fat bitch. You will die on day 12.
Evil Elf (Werewolf) - Same as a werewolf... You guys get reindeer mounts too!
Angel We Have Heard On High (Angel) - It's one of the holiest times of the year! Can save up to two people at night!
Drunken Seer (Seer) - You can barely stay sober. You only learn a person's identity every two nights, starting night 2.
John McClane (Vigilante) - HoHoHo now you have a machine gun in addition to your ruggedly handsome looks. You may fire one bullet a night starting night 1.
Also, you guys may talk on night 1, and there is no time limit on voting.
Welcome to the village of Starchism! It is NIGHT 1
On the first day of Christmas, my true love gave to me, one post from UnbelievableJeff.
On the second day of Christmas, my true love gave to me, nothing... Santa Claws and his evil elf henchmen had killed my true love and wrapped her head in her own skin, intricately tying her intestines like ribbons.
It was December 24th on Hollis Ave in the dark when I seen a man chilling with his dog in the park I approached very slowly with my heart full of fear, looked at his dog, oh my God, an ill reindeer! I went up to him and shook his paws, that's when I knew I had discovered Santa Claws. He said it was nothing personal cuz, and with one fell swoop, sent me to join my true love.
As, I was getting murdered the rest of the village was having a merry time.
Xianti and givememyleg were serving up egg nog in Triptanes Tavern. ChrisBCritter, bode, kmind ,XTR1000, Galapogos ,triumphant cracker,WillburForce, and flomo are now all heavily intoxicated. -11 dexterity, -26 intellect, and +5 luck.
The village idiot, bigred, was trying to polish invisible wagon wheels while screaming for his stallion Tom Brady.
Vaks, tom ,poker_pup, Reidak, and gametight are walking through the snowy streets serenading the village with festive tunes.
bigspenda73 is alone in the corner of his one bedroom hut, twirling his dradle...
WildBobAA and bbickes are snickering, because they kissed a girl and they liked it, kekekekekekekekekekekekekeke.
BankItDrew is hustling a500lbgorilla in a game of atomic century club. You idiot, we know the bot is not affected by alcohol!
Warpe loves playing Santa Clause, because he gets to have little kinds on his lap all day.
Pelion is being interrogated by wesrman, JKDs, and Ltrain. They believe he is Santa Claws!
Da GOAT is playing Gears of War 2 with Ragnar4, badgers, and meeloche. You guys need some bigger TVs for xmas!
thizzSantaCruz's president is black, his lambo is blue, and he'll be god damned if his rims aint too.
kingnat is brewing up some nig nog for the people of color in the village...
APPROPRIATE PARTIES PM ME
THE VILLAGE OF STARCHISM
BankItDrew
ChrisBCritter
Warpe
Ragnar4
thizzSantaCruz
badgers
kingnat
givememyleg
bode
kmind
XTR1000
Ltrain
gametight
Galapogos
triumphant cracker
Bbickes
bigspenda73
meeloche
Da GOAT
Pelion
a500lbgorilla
WillburForce
UnbelievableJeff
JKDS
wesrman
flomo
Xianti
WildBobAA
vaks
tom
bigred
poker_pup
Reidak
THE DEPARTED
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There are 33 villagers remaining:
1 Santa Claws
6 evil elves
23 regular villagers
1 Angel We Have Heard on High
1 Drunken Seer
1 John McClane
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WHO YA GONNA CALL?!??
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i hate egg nog
nice write up trip
go go go
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all right, all right, lets party
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Protect dog
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BankItDrew is hustling a500lbgorilla in a game of atomic century club. You idiot, we know the bot is not affected by alcohol!
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I CAN SCHTIL(hic) schtill BEAT HIM!
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Smithers, use the amnesia ray.
You mean the revolver, sir?
Precisely.
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how fucking hard would it have been to google dreidel
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a hot damn mess
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Kate Perry wtf.
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Triptanes, buy Gears of War 2 dammit. I'm sick of playing with random public idiots.
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Village idiot, I'm moving up in the world. Quickly, Tom, run as fast as you can to the bar, it's celebration time!
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LOL OPERATIONS
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HA! I don't own Gears of War 2. AND I have a huuuuuudge TV. This is so fake IMO.
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The older I get, the more I start wondering; Just what in the hell is going on here?
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also love the Die Hard reference in the rules
ballin
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ALLLLLL BYYYYYY YOOOOUUURRRRSEEEELLLLFFFF
SPEEENNNDDDAAAAA ISSSSSS ALLL BYYYYYYYY HIIIIMMMMMSEEELLLLFFFFF
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LOL OPERATIONS
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how fucking hard would it have been to google dreidel
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http://letmegooglethatforyou.com/?q=dreidel&l=1
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LOL OPERATIONS
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Die Hard Reference would be even more awesome if the wolves weren't allowed to kill the vig.
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The older I get, the more I start wondering; Just what in the hell is going on here?
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Die Hard Reference would be even more awesome if the wolves weren't allowed to kill the vig.
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or if his name was spelled right
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eeevees are not monies yet...they are like baby monies.
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Die Hard Reference would be even more awesome if the wolves weren't allowed to kill the vig.
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or if his name was spelled right
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or if you're a jerk!
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Smithers, use the amnesia ray.
You mean the revolver, sir?
Precisely.
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i hate egg nog
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Sacrilege! Eggnog and rum is my favorite time of the year! How else can you stay warm in the winter? burp***
Rule changes are interesting... makes the seer a little less important IMO... unless he/she gets as lucky as Courtie did last time...
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Hey knucklehead! Bonk!
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Ragnar4
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Originally Posted by givememyleg
i hate egg nog
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Sacrilege! Eggnog and rum is my favorite time of the year! How else can you stay warm in the winter? burp***
Rule changes are interesting... makes the seer a little less important IMO... unless he/she gets as lucky as Courtie did last time...
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Except the Seer seems like he can pull the alpha now.. which is decidedtly more awesome.
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The older I get, the more I start wondering; Just what in the hell is going on here?
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Originally Posted by Ragnar4
Die Hard Reference would be even more awesome if the wolves weren't allowed to kill the vig.
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or if his name was spelled right
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or if you're a jerk!
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i wouldnt touch this with a thirty nine and a half foot poll
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But no, jkds is lolvillager and anyone who wants to string him up is sighbad.
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Originally Posted by Ragnar4
Die Hard Reference would be even more awesome if the wolves weren't allowed to kill the vig.
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or if his name was spelled right
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or if you're a jerk!
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i wouldnt touch this with a thirty nine and a half foot poll
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pfffft you probably drive a hummer
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LOL OPERATIONS
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NO YOU
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Originally Posted by bode
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Originally Posted by Ragnar4
Die Hard Reference would be even more awesome if the wolves weren't allowed to kill the vig.
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or if his name was spelled right
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http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/John_McClane
p.s. I bought GoW 2
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i never had eggnogs before and after asking google i doubt i liked it
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badgers
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o hai
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3k post - Return of the blog!
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i never had eggnogs before and after asking google i doubt i liked it
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Its booze in it a lot of the time so im guessing you would love it.
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i never had eggnogs before and after asking google i doubt i liked it
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Its got booze in it a lot of the time so im guessing you would love it.
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FMP.
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I slipped some absinthe into that eggnog. If you had some, don't be surprised if you wake up naked in a cave somewhere.
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here i am..........
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here i am..........acting gay as usual
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FYP.
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here i am..........acting gay as usual
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FYP. 
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tito get me a tissue!!...boo hooo
dam you wes....i'll get you my pretty!! and your little dogtoo...
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I slipped some absinthe into that eggnog. If you had some, don't be surprised if you wake up naked in a cave somewhere.
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so long as its your cave.....
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12-01-2008, 10:25 PM
Post subject: Re: *** OFFICIAL WEREWOLF CHRISTMAS GAMEPLAY THREAD ***
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I want a ho ho ho for Xmas.
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BankItDrew is hustling a500lbgorilla in a game of atomic century club. You idiot, we know the bot is not affected by alcohol!
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I CAN SCHTIL(hic) schtill BEAT HIM!
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I am impenetrable to alcohol. You are no match.
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Girlfriend: Why are the werewolves more important than living life?!
Girlfriend: Are you on the forums doing the werewolves again?
Girlfriend: Soo... you forgot to run that errand, but you had time to werewolf? Wtf?
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I slipped some absinthe into that eggnog. If you had some, don't be surprised if you wake up naked in a cave somewhere.
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It's cool, I drank the nignogg by accident anyway.
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I don't get why you insist on stacking off with like jack high all the time.
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Is the cave an inuendo for rilla's backside?
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LOL OPERATIONS
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JESUS TAKE THE KEYBOARD
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In your end-o
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Smithers, use the amnesia ray.
You mean the revolver, sir?
Precisely.
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actually now, the rilla's backside innuendo is no-longer cave. The current comparison is I-90.. because it's wiiiiiide open baby.
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The older I get, the more I start wondering; Just what in the hell is going on here?
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^^^
so sayeth Ragnar "cocktail weenie" 4
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We'll Get Even! We'll Make Calls! We'll Break Balls!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q_RH4...eature=related
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HO HO HO lets go kill santa clause.
I kinda feel like the grinch and I like it...
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HO HO HO lets go kill santa clause.
I kinda feel like the grinch and I like it...
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me too lets do this. any ideas for a first lynch? Id prefer we actually discuss this time instead of just OMG LYNCH BANKITDREW AND WILLBUR.
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But no, jkds is lolvillager and anyone who wants to string him up is sighbad.
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Originally Posted by givememyleg
i hate egg nog
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Sacrilege! Eggnog and rum is my favorite time of the year! How else can you stay warm in the winter? burp***
Rule changes are interesting... makes the seer a little less important IMO... unless he/she gets as lucky as Courtie did last time...
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Except the Seer seems like he can pull the alpha now.. which is decidedtly more awesome.
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But the only thing special about the alpha this time is that he dies on the 12th night of christmas... there isn't any recruiting going on... we are playing "classic" rules this time, with minor modifications.
zzzz, is it daytime yet?
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WHO YA GONNA CALL?!??
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um everything is cool except the angel name
and how was the grinch not integrated into this puppy?
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Can the elves please kill someone already so we can get lynching??!!!
...Pelion, of course.
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btw I'm the official holiday greeter of this forum so I'm pretty sure that comes with special howliday abilities
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I agree with gmml.. egg nog is shit.. unless it's made with 3/4 rum 1/4 egg nog... on 2nd thought it's actually always better the more rum you add... so i'll take rum in a cup or a bucket for that matter.
Nice writeup... Come out and get 'cho nig nog!!!!
Wait is the brewer a special character?? I guess that means I'm the pooper scooper.. 
"BRING OUT YOUR SHIT!!!!! *CLANG*.... BRING OUT YOUR SHIT!!!!!!.... *CLANG*"
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So you click their picture and then you get their money?
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At this rate, we'll be done with this just in time for St Patricks day.
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I slipped some absinthe into that eggnog. If you had some, don't be surprised if you wake up naked in a cave somewhere.
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not surprised, happens all the time
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xtr stand for exotic tranny retards
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yo
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