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  1. #351
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    that's some ballin-ass shit son, I was actually multitabling your tournaments, gratz.
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    Quote Originally Posted by KoRnholio
    Your point being?
    That what happens "85% of the time at my stakes" isn't relevant in hand between two of the best MTT players online who play against each other all the time.

    I don't care who he is or what buyin he is playing
    You should. At a certain level people stop being terrible enough to give away their hand by the size of their raise.
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    Quote Originally Posted by pantherhound
    how did u go out
    kk vs aa


    board ak lol
    when the vpip's are high and the value bets are like razors, who can be safe?
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    I hope he misclicked too

    avg 18k

    PokerStars Game #13038656310: Tournament #65234756, $200+$15 Hold'em No Limit - Level VI (300/600) - 2007/11/04 - 14:17:26 (ET)
    Table '65234756 39' 9-max Seat #2 is the button
    Seat 1: I M GOIN OFF (13650 in chips)
    Seat 2: LyFeStyLe420 (13550 in chips)
    Seat 3: iLikeSnow (31780 in chips)
    Seat 4: 9thhardliner (28450 in chips)
    Seat 5: oscartotti (22725 in chips)
    Seat 6: sugar teddy (18625 in chips)
    Seat 7: busto_soon (27350 in chips)
    Seat 8: holdplz (17205 in chips)
    Seat 9: AllLoveBaby (19320 in chips)
    iLikeSnow: posts small blind 300
    9thhardliner: posts big blind 600
    *** HOLE CARDS ***
    Dealt to busto_soon [Jc Jd]
    oscartotti: folds
    sugar teddy: folds
    busto_soon: raises 1000 to 1600
    holdplz: folds
    AllLoveBaby: folds
    I M GOIN OFF: folds
    LyFeStyLe420: folds
    iLikeSnow: folds
    9thhardliner: calls 1000
    *** FLOP *** [7s Td 8h]
    9thhardliner: checks
    busto_soon: bets 21000
    9thhardliner: calls 21000
    *** TURN *** [7s Td 8h] [Th]
    9thhardliner: checks
    busto_soon: checks
    *** RIVER *** [7s Td 8h Th] [5c]
    9thhardliner: checks
    busto_soon: bets 4750 and is all-in
    9thhardliner: calls 4750
    *** SHOW DOWN ***
    busto_soon: shows [Jc Jd] (two pair, Jacks and Tens)
    9thhardliner: shows [6c 6d] (two pair, Tens and Sixes)
    busto_soon collected 55000 from pot[/b]
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    ummm checked behind the turn for value? wtf was that? I understand misclick but ur more than committed at that point.
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    Congrats on making it to the PocketFives weekly tournament review Johhny

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    Wach is a nit.

    PokerStars Game #13226352224: Tournament #66640480, $150+$12 Hold'em No Limit - Level II (15/30) - 2007/11/13 - 21:23:58 (ET)
    Table '66640480 87' 9-max Seat #3 is the button
    Seat 1: busto_soon (3995 in chips)
    Seat 2: Wachovia (4670 in chips)
    Seat 3: basebal1b (1365 in chips)
    Seat 4: johnnykran (2985 in chips)
    Seat 5: elchonas84 (1945 in chips)
    Seat 6: BreakRibs (2950 in chips)
    Seat 7: bigalpo (2795 in chips)
    Seat 8: rkhuri (3510 in chips)
    Seat 9: dankiii (2975 in chips)
    johnnykran: posts small blind 15
    elchonas84: posts big blind 30
    *** HOLE CARDS ***
    Dealt to busto_soon [Qh Th]
    BreakRibs: folds
    bigalpo: folds
    rkhuri: raises 60 to 90
    dankiii: folds
    busto_soon: calls 90
    Wachovia: raises 180 to 270
    basebal1b: folds
    johnnykran: folds
    elchonas84: folds
    rkhuri: calls 180
    busto_soon: calls 180
    *** FLOP *** [Jh 9h 8s]
    rkhuri: checks
    busto_soon: checks
    Wachovia: bets 540
    rkhuri: folds
    busto_soon: calls 540
    *** TURN *** [Jh 9h 8s] [8h]
    busto_soon: checks
    Wachovia: checks
    *** RIVER *** [Jh 9h 8s 8h] [5c]
    busto_soon: bets 1150
    Wachovia: calls 1150
    *** SHOW DOWN ***
    busto_soon: shows [Qh Th] (a straight flush, Eight to Queen)
    Wachovia: mucks hand
    busto_soon collected 4235 from pot
  9. #359
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    Straightforward hand, but I never know if I should check or bet in these situations.

    PokerStars Game #13226609955: Tournament #66437130, $1000+$50 Hold'em No Limit - Level V (75/150) - 2007/11/13 - 21:37:45 (ET)
    Table '66437130 33' 9-max Seat #3 is the button
    Seat 1: Randers (2578 in chips)
    Seat 2: busto_soon (2557 in chips)
    Seat 3: 4ofaKindBud (5010 in chips)
    Seat 4: hasuling (3830 in chips)
    Seat 5: fridhem (9920 in chips)
    Seat 6: dpeters17 (1840 in chips)
    Seat 7: HERITAGEM (2105 in chips)
    Seat 8: TheCronic420 (5985 in chips)
    Seat 9: tdomeski (3595 in chips)
    hasuling: posts small blind 75
    fridhem: posts big blind 150
    *** HOLE CARDS ***
    Dealt to busto_soon [Qs Ks]
    dpeters17: folds
    HERITAGEM: folds
    TheCronic420: folds
    tdomeski: folds
    Randers: folds
    busto_soon: raises 235 to 385
    4ofaKindBud: folds
    hasuling: folds
    fridhem: calls 235
    *** FLOP *** [Ts 4s 2s]
    fridhem: checks
    busto_soon: bets 520
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    I like a flop check-raise or failing that, a bigger river bet vs. Wachovia. He camps out so long for his big hands that he can't bring himself to fold when he gets them.
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    agreed, river bet shouldve been bigger

    Pretty sick timebank call with 3 secs left

    PokerStars Game #13262639103: Tournament #67290621, $2000+$100 Hold'em No Limit - Level IV (50/100) - 2007/11/15 - 18:36:29 (ET)
    Table '67290621 1' 9-max Seat #9 is the button
    Seat 1: zangbezan24 (3020 in chips)
    Seat 2: busto_soon (3145 in chips)
    Seat 3: bigjoe2003 (2850 in chips)
    Seat 4: Blarney888 (2945 in chips)
    Seat 5: L4YER CAKE (2170 in chips)
    Seat 6: quzzo (2895 in chips)
    Seat 7: Disgracer1 (2770 in chips)
    Seat 8: Dariominieri (4115 in chips)
    Seat 9: TheForeigner (3090 in chips)
    zangbezan24: posts small blind 50
    busto_soon: posts big blind 100
    *** HOLE CARDS ***
    Dealt to busto_soon [6h 9h]
    bigjoe2003: folds
    Blarney888: folds
    L4YER CAKE: folds
    quzzo: folds
    Disgracer1: raises 170 to 270
    Dariominieri: folds
    TheForeigner: folds
    zangbezan24: calls 220
    busto_soon: calls 170
    *** FLOP *** [8c Qc 7s]
    zangbezan24: bets 550
    busto_soon: calls 550
    Disgracer1: folds
    *** TURN *** [8c Qc 7s] [6s]
    zangbezan24: checks
    busto_soon: bets 2325 and is all-in
    zangbezan24: calls 2200 and is all-in
    *** RIVER *** [8c Qc 7s 6s] [4s]
    *** SHOW DOWN ***
    zangbezan24: shows [Qh Kh] (a pair of Queens)
    busto_soon: shows [6h 9h] (a pair of Sixes)
    busto_soon said, "nc"
    zangbezan24 collected 6310 from pot
    zangbezan24 said, "ty"
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    PokerStars Game #13349225110: Tournament #67350656, $150+$12 Hold'em No Limit - Level VII (100/200) - 2007/11/19 - 22:41:16 (ET)
    Table '67350656 79' 9-max Seat #5 is the button
    Seat 1: bluffblocker (7970 in chips)
    Seat 2: busto_soon (4204 in chips)
    Seat 3: hartwith (5362 in chips)
    Seat 4: topset1 (2449 in chips)
    Seat 5: gtuero00 (13878 in chips)
    Seat 6: cporte1 (14713 in chips)
    Seat 7: buzz666 (8792 in chips)
    Seat 8: marco58 (3225 in chips)
    bluffblocker: posts the ante 10
    busto_soon: posts the ante 10
    hartwith: posts the ante 10
    topset1: posts the ante 10
    gtuero00: posts the ante 10
    cporte1: posts the ante 10
    buzz666: posts the ante 10
    marco58: posts the ante 10
    cporte1: posts small blind 100
    buzz666: posts big blind 200
    *** HOLE CARDS ***
    Dealt to busto_soon [Qd Td]
    marco58: calls 200
    bluffblocker: folds
    Sarrom is connected
    busto_soon: raises 470 to 670
    hartwith: folds
    topset1: folds
    gtuero00: calls 670
    cporte1: folds
    buzz666: folds
    marco58: calls 470
    *** FLOP *** [2h 5d 4c]
    marco58: checks
    busto_soon: checks
    gtuero00: checks
    *** TURN *** [2h 5d 4c] [8s]
    marco58: checks
    busto_soon: bets 600
    gtuero00: folds
    marco58: calls 600
    *** RIVER *** [2h 5d 4c 8s] [Jc]
    marco58: bets 800
    busto_soon: raises 800 to 1600
    marco58: folds
    busto_soon collected 5190 from pot
    busto_soon: doesn't show hand
  13. #363
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    I hate people like marco58 who Limp/call from UTG. I can't believe there are still people who do that at the $162 level?! Can we put him on a range as tight as say 66 or 77 here? Looking at the hand, it's terribly obvious that he is floating.

    There are some times I wish people I played against were smart enough to fold that river though. Most of the people I've played against think that a float is something from the Macy's Parade. But then I remember all the other mistakes they are making and all is well...
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    wow I thought you were long gone from FTR johnny. Never saw this thread before. congrats on being a crazy mofo.
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    johnny what would you say your average number of tourneys is between wins? how about between top 3?
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    Explain please:

    PokerStars Game #13588509374: Tournament #68919087, $55+$5 Hold'em No Limit - Level XI (600/1200) - 2007/12/01 - 17:34:41 (ET)
    Table '68919087 3' 9-max Seat #5 is the button
    Seat 1: halmarkkid (17611 in chips)
    Seat 2: GM_ANDRADE (3076 in chips)
    Seat 3: bronz43x (6019 in chips)
    Seat 4: 1u2e3p (2319 in chips)
    Seat 5: måddy (13663 in chips)
    Seat 6: busto_soon (8426 in chips)
    Seat 7: sntgr (6755 in chips)
    Seat 8: d0r1t0s (9631 in chips)
    halmarkkid: posts the ante 75
    GM_ANDRADE: posts the ante 75
    bronz43x: posts the ante 75
    1u2e3p: posts the ante 75
    måddy: posts the ante 75
    busto_soon: posts the ante 75
    sntgr: posts the ante 75
    d0r1t0s: posts the ante 75
    busto_soon: posts small blind 600
    sntgr: posts big blind 1200
    *** HOLE CARDS ***
    d0r1t0s: folds
    halmarkkid: folds
    GM_ANDRADE: raises 1801 to 3001 and is all-in
    bronz43x: folds
    1u2e3p: folds
    måddy: folds
    busto_soon: raises 1801 to 4802
    sntgr: folds
    *** FLOP *** [7s Ks 4s]
    *** TURN *** [7s Ks 4s] [8c]
    *** RIVER *** [7s Ks 4s 8c] [9d]
    *** SHOW DOWN ***
    busto_soon: shows [8d 6d] (a pair of Eights)
    GM_ANDRADE: shows [Ac Jd] (high card Ace)
    busto_soon collected 7802 from pot
    *** SUMMARY ***
    Total pot 7802 | Rake 0
    Board [7s Ks 4s 8c 9d]
    Seat 1: halmarkkid folded before Flop (didn't bet)
    Seat 2: GM_ANDRADE showed [Ac Jd] and lost with high card Ace
    Seat 3: bronz43x folded before Flop (didn't bet)
    Seat 4: 1u2e3p folded before Flop (didn't bet)
    Seat 5: måddy (button) folded before Flop (didn't bet)
    Seat 6: busto_soon (small blind) showed [8d 6d] and won (7802) with a pair of Eights
    Seat 7: sntgr (big blind) folded before Flop
    Seat 8: d0r1t0s folded before Flop (didn't bet)
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    standard iso I guess, 2401 into 7802
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    I wasn't saying that I didn't like it. I just didn't understand it. So, even when short you are taking any 2-1 or better situations. Am I understanding this correctly?
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    decent regular 109r

    PokerStars Game #13675551510: Tournament #68768153, $100+$9 Hold'em No Limit - Level V (75/150) - 2007/12/05 - 21:13:02 (ET)
    Table '68768153 11' 9-max Seat #4 is the button
    Seat 1: Roothlus (8470 in chips)
    Seat 2: slimshaggy (10225 in chips)
    Seat 3: Carteio (15581 in chips)
    Seat 4: WhooooKidd (7300 in chips)
    Seat 5: arbianight (8200 in chips)
    Seat 6: busto_soon (12495 in chips)
    Seat 7: floes (8299 in chips)
    Seat 8: muchakja (4950 in chips)
    Seat 9: colson10 (5650 in chips)
    arbianight: posts small blind 75
    busto_soon: posts big blind 150
    *** HOLE CARDS ***
    Dealt to busto_soon [8d 9h]
    floes: folds
    muchakja: folds
    colson10: folds
    Roothlus: raises 225 to 375
    slimshaggy: folds
    Carteio: folds
    WhooooKidd: calls 375
    arbianight: folds
    busto_soon: calls 225
    *** FLOP *** [6h 4c 5h]
    busto_soon: checks
    Roothlus: checks
    WhooooKidd: bets 750
    busto_soon: calls 750
    Roothlus: folds
    *** TURN *** [6h 4c 5h] [6c]
    busto_soon: checks
    WhooooKidd: checks
    *** RIVER *** [6h 4c 5h 6c] [6d]
    busto_soon: checks
    WhooooKidd: bets 1775
    busto_soon: raises 9325 to 11100

    unknown

    PokerStars Game #13675506842: Tournament #68769462, $300+$20 Hold'em No Limit - Level I (10/20) - 2007/12/05 - 21:10:43 (ET)
    Table '68769462 31' 9-max Seat #7 is the button
    Seat 1: spoonface (1900 in chips) is sitting out
    Seat 2: allinsi (3050 in chips)
    Seat 3: TherookieQQ9 (3980 in chips)
    Seat 4: club21 (3240 in chips)
    Seat 5: futuredoc85 (2610 in chips)
    Seat 6: DOISPDEW (3050 in chips)
    Seat 7: ghth (3130 in chips)
    Seat 8: busto_soon (3130 in chips)
    Seat 9: BB_ShiNing (2910 in chips)
    busto_soon: posts small blind 10
    BB_ShiNing: posts big blind 20
    *** HOLE CARDS ***
    Dealt to busto_soon [3s 4s]
    spoonface: folds
    allinsi: folds
    spoonface has returned
    TherookieQQ9: folds
    club21: calls 20
    futuredoc85: folds
    DOISPDEW: raises 60 to 80
    ghth: calls 80
    busto_soon: calls 70
    BB_ShiNing: folds
    club21: folds
    *** FLOP *** [Ad 7d 5h]
    busto_soon: bets 180
    DOISPDEW: raises 220 to 400
    ghth: folds
    busto_soon: calls 220
    *** TURN *** [Ad 7d 5h] [Qs]
    busto_soon: checks
    DOISPDEW: bets 400
    busto_soon: calls 400
    *** RIVER *** [Ad 7d 5h Qs] [Kd]
    busto_soon: bets 1180
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    the problem with the second one is the only thing your repping is a 6, but considering i wouldn't expect anyone to fold an overpair here i think its sick.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Sprayed
    I wasn't saying that I didn't like it. I just didn't understand it. So, even when short you are taking any 2-1 or better situations. Am I understanding this correctly?
    Interesting. See Rizen on something similar, post dated 28/11/07

    EDIT, I'm barred from posting links, so Google Rizen Blog.

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    Results of the previous hands; whookidd instafolded, 2nd AK tanked and called.

    Taking shots at high stakes cash lately (2-5handed), biggest pot ever:


    Xena79 is at seat 0 with $1,673.
    immortal8 is at seat 2 with $8,306.50.
    busto_soon is at seat 3 with $11,965.

    The dealer is seat 0.

    immortal8 posts a blind of $25.
    busto_soon posts a blind of $50.

    (busto_soon is dealt Jc Ac.)

    Pre-flop:
    Xena79 folds.
    immortal8 raises $100.
    busto_soon raises $350.
    immortal8 raises $1,000.
    busto_soon calls for $1,000.

    The flop comes
    10h 8d Qs.

    immortal8 bets $1,777.
    busto_soon calls for $1,777.

    The turn comes 9s.

    immortal8 goes all-in for $5,029.50.
    busto_soon calls for $5,029.50.

    Showdown:

    immortal8 shows: 9c Qc
    Qs Qc 9s 9c 10h
    Two Pair, Queens and Nines

    busto_soon shows: Jc Ac
    Qs Jc 10h 9s 8d
    Straight, Queen high

    The river comes 9h.

    immortal8 shows: 9c Qc
    9s 9h 9c Qs Qc
    Full House, Nines over Queens

    busto_soon shows: Jc Ac
    Qs Jc 10h 9s 8d
    Straight, Queen high

    immortal8 wins pot ($16,612).
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    meh, just win another 100 FO
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    Seating Arrangement:

    busto_soon is at seat 1 with $18204.68.
    Roxdaddy is at seat 2 with $13407.00.
    jullle is at seat 3 with $575.00.
    Fatima1956 is at seat 4 with $5244.00.
    immortal8 is at seat 5 with $8320.00.
    totoff is at seat 6 with $2518.00.

    Post Blinds:

    The button is at seat 4.
    immortal8 posts the small blind of $25.00.
    totoff posts the big blind of $50.00.

    Deal Pocket Cards:

    busto_soon: Qh Jh
    Roxdaddy: -- --
    jullle: -- --
    Fatima1956: -- --
    immortal8: -- --
    totoff: -- --

    Pre-flop:
    busto_soon raises $175.00.
    Roxdaddy raises $655.00.
    jullle folds.
    Fatima1956 folds.
    immortal8 folds.
    totoff folds.
    busto_soon raises $1825.00.
    Roxdaddy calls $1345.00.


    Flop (5s Jc Js):
    busto_soon raises $2500.00.
    Roxdaddy calls $2500.00.


    Turn (5s Jc Js 8d):

    busto_soon raises $9075.00.
    Roxdaddy calls $8907.00.

    River (5s Jc Js 8d 2d):

    Showdown:
    busto_soon shows Qh Jh.
    busto_soon has 8d Jh Jc Js Qh: Three of a Kind
    Roxdaddy shows 9c 9d.
    Roxdaddy has 8d 9c 9d Jc Js: Two Pair


    Pot Summary:
    $168.00 is returned to busto_soon (uncalled).
    Total Pot: $26889.00
    busto_soon wins $26886.00.
    House Rake: $3.00
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    I was scared when you said "High Stakes" and I was right to be scared!

    nh's. The style of play up there is significantly different.

    I notice you are QUITE deep stacked in both of those hands, are you able to buy in deep, or had you built yourself up both times?

    If you continue, you should probably make another thread: "Johnny's cashaments thread"...
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    Damn Johnny I had no idea you had the mad skillz or the roll for 25/50. Thought you just owned donkaments.
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    Didn't play much last 2 weeks, finally played a full night tonight..
    2/711 109fo (AQ<A4 allin on 977 flop for the win), bubbled 2 pca sats, and this gem:

    Starting game 2582697376.

    LevelOneLuke is at seat 0 with $11,467.
    busto_soon is at seat 1 with $12,233.

    The dealer is seat 1.

    busto_soon posts a blind of $25.
    LevelOneLuke posts a blind of $50.

    (busto_soon is dealt Ks As.)

    Pre-flop:
    busto_soon raises $100.
    LevelOneLuke raises $450.
    busto_soon raises $1,200.
    LevelOneLuke calls for $1,200.

    The flop comes
    6s Kc 3h.

    LevelOneLuke checks.
    busto_soon bets $2,400.
    LevelOneLuke calls for $2,400.

    The turn comes 9s.

    LevelOneLuke checks.
    busto_soon checks.

    The river comes Jc.

    LevelOneLuke goes all-in for $7,267.
    busto_soon calls for $7,267.

    Showdown:

    LevelOneLuke shows: Js Jd
    Jc Js Jd Kc 9s
    Three Jacks

    busto_soon shows: Ks As
    Kc Ks As Jc 9s
    A pair of Kings

    LevelOneLuke wins pot ($22,933).

    December was my best month ever though.. Next up: PCA
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    I leaned on the rail for about 15 min for the $109, after the bubble up to the next break. One highly impressive piece of table bullying, or did you pick up AK every time the pot wasn't opened ahead of you?

    You got KQ to go all in against you with AK very nicely!
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    Busted out on day 3 today, just in the money (16k).

    Funny hand just before the bubble: RainKhan makes it 14.5k at 3/6/500, I have AKhh in SB and 160k, I make it 48.5 and call the push vs AA. Flop T87 one heart, turn 9h, river Th

    Bust out hand: UTG+1 16k at same blind level, I shove 152k in sb with 99 vs KK, o well
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    Fun hands:

    Full Tilt Poker Game #4950596084: Table Relic (heads up) - $100/$200 - No Limit Hold'em - 2:12:02 ET - 2008/01/22
    Seat 1: dirtyfolder ($31,397.50)
    Seat 2: busto_soon ($31,295)
    dirtyfolder posts the small blind of $100
    busto_soon posts the big blind of $200
    The button is in seat #1
    *** HOLE CARDS ***
    Dealt to busto_soon [9d Kh]
    dirtyfolder raises to $600
    busto_soon calls $400
    *** FLOP *** [9c Th 9h]
    busto_soon checks
    dirtyfolder has 15 seconds left to act
    dirtyfolder bets $800
    busto_soon raises to $2,800
    dirtyfolder calls $2,000
    *** TURN *** [9c Th 9h] [3c]
    busto_soon bets $4,300
    dirtyfolder has 15 seconds left to act
    dirtyfolder has requested TIME
    dirtyfolder raises to $15,000
    busto_soon has 15 seconds left to act
    busto_soon has requested TIME
    busto_soon raises to $27,895, and is all in
    dirtyfolder calls $12,895
    busto_soon shows [9d Kh]
    dirtyfolder shows [6h 8h]
    *** RIVER *** [9c Th 9h 3c] [Tc]
    busto_soon shows a full house, Nines full of Tens
    dirtyfolder shows two pair, Tens and Nines
    busto_soon wins the pot ($62,589.50) with a full house, Nines full of Tens
    dirtyfolder is sitting out
    *** SUMMARY ***
    Total pot $62,590 | Rake $0.50
    Board: [9c Th 9h 3c Tc]
    Seat 1: dirtyfolder (small blind) showed [6h 8h] and lost with two pair, Tens and Nines
    Seat 2: busto_soon (big blind) showed [9d Kh] and won ($62,589.50) with a full house, Nines full of Tens

    also: wtf fold http://www.pocketfives.com/E12AB8E3-...16F96B61B.aspx
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    wtf, you pwn donkaments then sit @ 100-200 and pwn that too?!?!!

    *bows*
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    Quote Originally Posted by johnny_fish
    http://www.pocketfives.com/E12AB8E3-6A2E-4E99-8ADF-79216F96B61B.aspx
    wtf
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    Quote Originally Posted by mcatdog
    Quote Originally Posted by johnny_fish
    http://www.pocketfives.com/E12AB8E3-6A2E-4E99-8ADF-79216F96B61B.aspx
    wtf
    easy fold. It was so obvious he had the 8h.
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    Quote Originally Posted by mcatdog
    Quote Originally Posted by johnny_fish
    http://www.pocketfives.com/E12AB8E3-6A2E-4E99-8ADF-79216F96B61B.aspx
    wtf
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    weird hand, total c/r flop bluff, turn giving me 12 outs, timebank call, yey river

    FullTiltPoker Game #4970474573: Table Broadway (6 max) - $25/$50 - No Limit Hold'em - 19:56:16 ET - 2008/01/23
    Seat 1: thumper18 ($10,494)
    Seat 2: p_c4Libr4ted ($10,626)
    Seat 3: busto_soon ($9,862)
    Seat 4: JazzyFace ($5,844)
    Seat 5: thebot1001 ($2,750)
    Seat 6: I Win Flips ($4,975)
    p_c4Libr4ted posts the small blind of $25
    busto_soon posts the big blind of $50
    The button is in seat #1
    *** HOLE CARDS ***
    Dealt to busto_soon [3d 4d]
    JazzyFace folds
    thebot1001 folds
    I Win Flips folds
    thumper18 raises to $175
    p_c4Libr4ted folds
    busto_soon raises to $550
    thumper18 raises to $1,525
    busto_soon has 15 seconds left to act
    busto_soon has requested TIME
    busto_soon calls $975
    *** FLOP *** [Tc Ac 8d]
    busto_soon checks
    thumper18 bets $1,890
    busto_soon has 15 seconds left to act
    busto_soon raises to $4,350
    thumper18 has 15 seconds left to act
    thumper18 calls $2,460
    *** TURN *** [Tc Ac 8d] [5d]
    busto_soon bets $3,987, and is all in
    thumper18 has 15 seconds left to act
    thumper18 has requested TIME
    thumper18 calls $3,987
    busto_soon shows [3d 4d]
    thumper18 shows [Qd As]
    *** RIVER *** [Tc Ac 8d 5d] [Kd]
    busto_soon shows a flush, King high
    thumper18 shows a pair of Aces
    busto_soon wins the pot ($19,746) with a flush, King high
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    i love how you are a sick degenerate piece of shit, pls play all cash game players HU.
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    kill 'em, johnny!
    My dream... is to fly... over the rainbow... so high...



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    Full Tilt Poker Game #4999895911: Table Canosa (6 max) - $100/$200 - No Limit Hold'em - 4:11:16 ET - 2008/01/26
    Seat 2: busto_soon ($52,821)
    Seat 3: JazzyFace ($44,798)
    Seat 5: JennaBax ($5,000), is sitting out
    Seat 6: p_c4Libr4ted ($57,454)
    JazzyFace posts the small blind of $100
    p_c4Libr4ted posts the big blind of $200
    The button is in seat #2
    *** HOLE CARDS ***
    Dealt to busto_soon [8c 7s]
    busto_soon raises to $700
    JazzyFace raises to $2,700
    p_c4Libr4ted folds
    busto_soon calls $2,000
    *** FLOP *** [6d 5c As]
    JazzyFace bets $4,000
    busto_soon calls $4,000
    *** TURN *** [6d 5c As] [6c]
    DECEPT1C0NS sits down
    Adzizzy124 sits down
    Adzizzy124 adds $38,229
    Adzizzy124 is sitting out
    JazzyFace has 15 seconds left to act
    JazzyFace bets $9,000
    DECEPT1C0NS adds $7,000
    busto_soon has 15 seconds left to act
    busto_soon calls $9,000
    *** RIVER *** [6d 5c As 6c] [4c]
    DECEPT1C0NS is sitting out
    JazzyFace bets $29,098, and is all in
    DECEPT1C0NS stands up
    traheho adds $8,000
    busto_soon has 15 seconds left to act
    busto_soon calls $29,098
    *** SHOW DOWN ***
    JazzyFace shows [Kd Ah] two pair, Aces and Sixes
    busto_soon shows [8c 7s] a straight, Eight high
    busto_soon wins the pot ($89,795) with a straight, Eight high

    fwiw, I'm a huge fish in these games.
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    Full Tilt Poker Game #5000767238: Table Canosa (6 max) - $100/$200 - No Limit Hold'em - 7:04:04 ET - 2008/01/26
    Seat 1: Adzizzy124 ($23,944)
    Seat 2: busto_soon ($50,733.50)
    Seat 3: JazzyFace ($160,026)
    Seat 4: traheho ($40,835)
    JazzyFace posts the small blind of $100
    traheho posts the big blind of $200
    The button is in seat #2
    *** HOLE CARDS ***
    Dealt to busto_soon [Ks Js]
    Adzizzy124 folds
    busto_soon raises to $700
    JazzyFace raises to $2,700
    traheho folds
    busto_soon calls $2,000
    *** FLOP *** [Ts 9s 4h]
    JazzyFace checks
    busto_soon bets $3,800
    JazzyFace has 15 seconds left to act
    JazzyFace raises to $11,800
    busto_soon has 15 seconds left to act
    busto_soon raises to $48,033.50, and is all in
    JazzyFace has 15 seconds left to act
    JazzyFace has requested TIME
    JazzyFace calls $36,233.50
    busto_soon shows [Ks Js]
    JazzyFace shows [Ad Ac]
    *** TURN *** [Ts 9s 4h] [5s]
    *** RIVER *** [Ts 9s 4h 5s] [6c]
    busto_soon shows a flush, King high
    JazzyFace shows a pair of Aces
    busto_soon wins the pot ($101,665) with a flush, King high
    *** SUMMARY ***
    Total pot $101,667 | Rake $2
    Board: [Ts 9s 4h 5s 6c]
    Seat 1: Adzizzy124 didn't bet (folded)
    Seat 2: busto_soon (button) showed [Ks Js] and won ($101,665) with a flush, King high
    Seat 3: JazzyFace (small blind) showed [Ad Ac] and lost with a pair of Aces
    Seat 4: traheho (big blind) folded before the Flop
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    FullTiltPoker Game #4999875782: Table Canosa (6 max) - $100/$200 - No Limit Hold'em - 4:07:55 ET - 2008/01/26
    Seat 2: busto_soon ($79,225)
    Seat 3: JazzyFace ($45,998)
    Seat 4: Adzizzy124 ($38,229), is sitting out
    Seat 5: JennaBax ($5,000), is sitting out
    Seat 6: p_c4Libr4ted ($29,853)
    JazzyFace posts the small blind of $100
    p_c4Libr4ted posts the big blind of $200
    The button is in seat #2
    *** HOLE CARDS ***
    Dealt to busto_soon [Qd Qs]
    busto_soon raises to $700
    JazzyFace folds
    p_c4Libr4ted raises to $2,600
    busto_soon has 15 seconds left to act
    busto_soon raises to $7,850
    p_c4Libr4ted has 15 seconds left to act
    p_c4Libr4ted calls $5,250
    *** FLOP *** [Jc 9s 2d]
    p_c4Libr4ted checks
    busto_soon has 15 seconds left to act
    busto_soon bets $9,400
    p_c4Libr4ted raises to $22,003, and is all in
    busto_soon calls $12,603
    p_c4Libr4ted shows [Tc Qc]
    busto_soon shows [Qd Qs]
    *** TURN *** [Jc 9s 2d] [Td]
    *** RIVER *** [Jc 9s 2d Td] [Ts]
    p_c4Libr4ted shows three of a kind, Tens
    busto_soon shows two pair, Queens and Tens
    p_c4Libr4ted wins the pot ($59,805) with three of a kind, Tens

    FullTiltPoker Game #5000605295: Table Canosa (6 max) - $100/$200 - No Limit Hold'em - 6:29:40 ET - 2008/01/26
    Seat 1: Adzizzy124 ($20,400)
    Seat 2: busto_soon ($89,842)
    Seat 3: JazzyFace ($156,435)
    Seat 4: traheho ($0), is sitting out
    Seat 5: trex313 ($19,800)
    Seat 6: p_c4Libr4ted ($26,720)
    busto_soon posts the small blind of $100
    JazzyFace posts the big blind of $200
    The button is in seat #1
    *** HOLE CARDS ***
    Dealt to busto_soon [Ad Ah]
    trex313 folds
    p_c4Libr4ted raises to $700
    Adzizzy124 folds
    busto_soon raises to $2,350
    JazzyFace folds
    p_c4Libr4ted calls $1,650
    *** FLOP *** [7c 8s Js]
    busto_soon bets $3,600
    p_c4Libr4ted calls $3,600
    *** TURN *** [7c 8s Js] [Kh]
    busto_soon has 15 seconds left to act
    traheho adds $8,000
    traheho has returned
    traheho adds $12,000
    busto_soon bets $8,500
    p_c4Libr4ted raises to $20,770, and is all in
    busto_soon calls $12,270
    p_c4Libr4ted shows [Tc As]
    busto_soon shows [Ad Ah]
    *** RIVER *** [7c 8s Js Kh] [Qc]
    p_c4Libr4ted shows a straight, Ace high
    busto_soon shows a pair of Aces
    p_c4Libr4ted wins the pot ($53,637) with a straight, Ace high
    Adzizzy124: LOL
    Adzizzy124: LOL
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    was fun to watch, ure image was totally insane

    how much u end up winning?
    Nine to five is how to survive - I ain't trying to survive / I'm trying to live it to the limit and love it a lot //

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    Quote Originally Posted by Alexos
    was fun to watch, ure image was totally insane

    how much u end up winning?
    heh, basically I lost everything I won earlier this month.. O well, back to donkaments
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    In honesty, do you think you have an edge at these nosebleeds johnny?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Deanglow
    In honesty, do you think you have an edge at these nosebleeds johnny?
    Absolutely not, but it was a nice learning experience, especially HU I picked up some new things.
  47. #397
    Quote Originally Posted by johnny_fish
    Quote Originally Posted by Alexos
    was fun to watch, ure image was totally insane

    how much u end up winning?
    heh, basically I lost everything I won earlier this month.. O well, back to donkaments
    sigh, i guess you'll just have to go back to knocking out 10-30k months at mtts.. oh the life of a pauper.

    Man, just don't go down the road of tons of other degens, and dumping bankrolls to those leatherasses at 10-20, 25-50+
    take your ego out of the equation and judge the situation dispassionately
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    Quote Originally Posted by jmontis
    Man, just don't go down the road of tons of other degens
    loool, you just called him a degen


    And everybody knows the 200/400 omaha tables on FT are the place to hang if you're cool
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    i got a nosebleed just looking at those. who are these people?
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    $5.00/$10.00 - No Limit Hold'em - 17:01:35 - 2008/02/06
    Seat 1: salut_mec ($1,150.00)
    Seat 2: FoxFab13 ($346.05)
    Seat 3: Pocketjoe ($1,012.42)
    Seat 5: raminator ($2,129.23)
    Seat 6: busto_soon ($960.00)
    FoxFab13 posts the small blind of $5.00
    Pocketjoe posts the big blind of $10.00
    The button is in seat #1
    *** HOLE CARDS ***
    Dealt to busto_soon[Js Td]
    raminator folds
    busto_soon raises to $35.00
    salut_mec folds
    FoxFab13 calls $30.00
    Pocketjoe folds
    *** FLOP *** [8s Ks 7s]
    FoxFab13 bets $10.00
    busto_soon raises to $66.00
    FoxFab13 calls $56.00
    *** TURN *** [8s Ks 7s] [6d]
    FoxFab13 bets $10.00
    busto_soon calls $10.00
    *** RIVER *** [8s Ks 7s 6d] [7h]
    FoxFab13 bets $10.00
    busto_soon raises to $166.00
    FoxFab13 calls $156.00
    *** SHOW DOWN ***
    busto_soon shows [Js Td]
    FoxFab13 shows [Qh Jh]
    *** SUMMARY ***
    Board: [8s Ks 7s 6d 7h]
    FoxFab13 collects $562.00


    $5.00/$10.00 - No Limit Hold'em - 17:06:56 - 2008/02/06
    Seat 1: salut_mec ($1,135.00)
    Seat 2: soFly- ($990.00)
    Seat 3: Pocketjoe ($1,445.47)
    Seat 4: jdp777 ($1,487.24)
    Seat 5: raminator ($2,114.23)
    Seat 6: busto_soon ($927.00)
    soFly- posts the small blind of $5.00
    Pocketjoe posts the big blind of $10.00
    The button is in seat #1
    *** HOLE CARDS ***
    Dealt to busto_soon[Td Ad]
    jdp777 calls $10.00
    raminator folds
    busto_soon raises to $45.00
    salut_mec folds
    soFly- raises to $155.00
    Pocketjoe folds
    jdp777 calls $145.00
    busto_soon calls $110.00
    *** FLOP *** [4s 5h 8d]
    soFly- checks
    jdp777 checks
    busto_soon checks
    *** TURN *** [4s 5h 8d] [Jc]
    soFly- checks
    jdp777 checks
    busto_soon bets $300.00
    soFly- folds
    jdp777 calls $300.00
    *** RIVER *** [4s 5h 8d Jc] [6s]
    jdp777 checks
    busto_soon checks
    *** SHOW DOWN ***
    jdp777 shows [Js 9c]
    busto_soon shows [Td Ad]
    *** SUMMARY ***
    Board: [4s 5h 8d Jc 6s]
    jdp777 collects $1,072.00

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