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    Default They are real....(NSFW)

    Real women. Don't be fooled


















    Trust me, they are. The men look like this.












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    I just threw up a little in my mouth.
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    i know beauty is subjective and all but
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    bollocks
    gabe: Ive dropped almost 100k in the past 35 days.

    bigspenda73: But how much did you win?
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    I dunno, I'd probably tap the first one.
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    Quote Originally Posted by grnydrowave2
    I dunno, I'd probably let the first one man handle me and call me a bitch.
    fyp
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    Quote Originally Posted by Zee Devee
    Quote Originally Posted by grnydrowave2
    I dunno, I'd probably let the first one fuck me in the ass with the giant cock (s)he has tucked between his/her legs.
    fyp
    eeevees are not monies yet...they are like baby monies.
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    Trainer, I got yo back.
    Playing live . . . thanks alot Bin Laden.
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    very disappointing, I was expecting to see lots of pics of tits from hot chicks.
    Beer is living proof that God loves and wants us to be happy- Benjamin Franklin
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    Quote Originally Posted by jdubs
    very disappointing, I was expecting to see lots of pics of tits from hot chicks.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Zee Devee
    Quote Originally Posted by grnydrowave2
    I dunno, I'd probably let the first one man handle me and call me a bitch.
    fyp
    haha

    They would be fine with me if they didn't all have disgusting fake tits
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    but do they FEEL real?


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    wtf?

    i thinks i need to post more in this forum with all this shit around!

    where are the semi naked hotties with toned asses and hot lips? WTF WTF!
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    lol thx for the reply man
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    Ambition is fucking great, but you're trying to dig up gold with a rocket launcher and are going to blow the whole lot to shit unless you refine your tools
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    I PM'ed TJ last night...

    Quote Originally Posted by Vi-Zer0skill
    not meant to be rude, but i was just wondering if your avatar is a pic of a man in drag? That "women's" face looks kind of haggard, and she seems to have a very muscular/powerful physique for a woman...

    My eyesight is pretty bad too (maybe the image looks different when reduced to a smaller size?) so i might just be getting an unfair look at her...
    Quote Originally Posted by Carroters
    Ambition is fucking great, but you're trying to dig up gold with a rocket launcher and are going to blow the whole lot to shit unless you refine your tools
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    Yea it was easier to just post since I wanted to post more.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Trainer_jyms
    Yea it was easier to just post since I wanted to post more.
    ban plz for the pics
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    don't make me bust out the other folder. denise masino if your looking on google.
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    Quote Originally Posted by swiggidy
    they all look like they have mini-penises hanging from their bodies


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    Quote Originally Posted by Miffed22001
    wtf?

    i thinks i need to post more in this forum with all this shit around!

    where are the semi naked hotties with toned asses and hot lips? WTF WTF!
    please help us
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    Quote Originally Posted by Ultimate George
    Quote Originally Posted by swiggidy
    they all look like they have mini-penises hanging from their bodies
    QFT. both TJ and swiggs should get the banhamer.
    eeevees are not monies yet...they are like baby monies.
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    puke
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    .....thread rly, rly, rly does not deliver
    I got more flava than fruitstripe gum
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    gmml didnt say anything about my bollocks
    gabe: Ive dropped almost 100k in the past 35 days.

    bigspenda73: But how much did you win?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Ultimate George
    the people in the FTR Community are starting to scare me
    My quote from another thread.

    I mean, I'm down for girls being in shape and all, but c'mon.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Pelion
    gmml didnt say anything about my bollocks
    but i did laugh!
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    lukie likes chicks like this.
    You-- yes, you-- you're a cunt.
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    I don't mind women that are well toned or even muscular,

    but there has to come a point where it just looks retarded, sickening, and abnormal. And that applies whether we're talking about a male or female.
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    well courtie, since we're both clear, would you accept an invitation for some unprotected sex?
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    I think the correct response is : {shudder}

    Had the same reaction after watching Requim For a Dream, though for different reasons.
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    Trainer, have you slept with a woman like this? You're a big dude and all so I'm assuming it's less intimidating/akward/weird. I'm 5"10 155lbs, I don't think I could handle girls like this.
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    Quote Originally Posted by salsa4ever
    I don't mind women that are well toned or even muscular,

    but there has to come a point where it just looks retarded, sickening, and abnormal. And that applies whether we're talking about a male or female.

    agreed, fully
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    You do realize they're all decked out for the shoot. Pump up the veins, dehydrate themselves, etc, etc. Some of these are over the top, most would be smoking hot if you saw them on the street.

    But yes TJ, we need stories.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Zee Devee
    Quote Originally Posted by grnydrowave2
    I dunno, I'd probably let the first one man handle me and call me a bitch.
    fyp
    I'd fuck her once I verified that she didn't have a penis.
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    Quote Originally Posted by spoonitnow
    Quote Originally Posted by Zee Devee
    Quote Originally Posted by grnydrowave2
    I dunno, I'd probably let the first one man handle me and call me a bitch.
    fyp
    I'd fuck her once I verified that she didn't have a penis.
    you'd fuck anything.

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