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    My first thought was that he was making his nipples hard so that the lumps on his breasts are less noticeable and that's the only thing I can think of so far. The only problem with that theory is that he doesn't really have bitch tits that I've noticed so I don't get it.
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    LOL you watch this shit way too closely Spoon...lol.
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    I just realized that probably like 2 people on FTR know what bitch tits are. It's basically lumps you get in your nipple region because of "extra" hormones. Making your nipples hard can make it harder to notice.
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    Quote Originally Posted by spoonitnow
    I just realized that probably like 2 people on FTR know what bitch tits are. It's basically lumps you get in your nipple region because of "extra" hormones. Making your nipples hard can make it harder to notice.
    And you are not one of them lol

    http://www.urbandictionary.com/defin...erm=bitch+tits
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    I didn't think its Bold to bang some chick with my bro. but i guess so... thats +EV in my book.
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    If I were a fighter, I'd want my nipples as slick as possible so that punches slide off instead of stick and pull.

    Apparently this guy is too poor to afford basolene, or vasolene is illegal, so he's just spreadin' some lungbutter on em.
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    gynocomastia
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    looks like an intimidation tactic
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    bitch tits: massive man breasts which may require the use of a bra.
    A:"Yo...who's that fat shit over there..with the huge bitch tits?"
    B:"Man..thats TJ bro .

    lol.
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    his nipples (like mine) are an erogenous zone & the stimulation feels good.
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    Whatever he's doing is making me crave a cigarette

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    Quote Originally Posted by ProZachNation
    Quote Originally Posted by spoonitnow
    I just realized that probably like 2 people on FTR know what bitch tits are. It's basically lumps you get in your nipple region because of "extra" hormones. Making your nipples hard can make it harder to notice.
    And you are not one of them lol

    http://www.urbandictionary.com/defin...erm=bitch+tits
    Uhhh, from that link:
    2. Bitch Tits - Gynecomastia, or growth of breast tissue on men, sometimes as a side effect of steroid abuse. Can only be removed with surgery!
    Nice self-ownage there.
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    my theory is he's causing himself some pain because that sharpens his sense or gets a bit of adrenalin floating through his body or just generaly pysches him up or something.
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    Quote Originally Posted by spoonitnow
    Quote Originally Posted by ProZachNation
    Quote Originally Posted by spoonitnow
    I just realized that probably like 2 people on FTR know what bitch tits are. It's basically lumps you get in your nipple region because of "extra" hormones. Making your nipples hard can make it harder to notice.
    And you are not one of them lol

    http://www.urbandictionary.com/defin...erm=bitch+tits
    Uhhh, from that link:
    2. Bitch Tits - Gynecomastia, or growth of breast tissue on men, sometimes as a side effect of steroid abuse. Can only be removed with surgery!
    Nice self-ownage there.
    ummm anyways, bitch tits - guy has tities like a girl - bitch tits. Nothing to do with nipples and what you quoted doesn't even say anything about nipples. But this is something gay to argue about so I am done.
    Quote Originally Posted by mrhappy333
    I didn't think its Bold to bang some chick with my bro. but i guess so... thats +EV in my book.
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    Quote Originally Posted by ProZachNation
    Quote Originally Posted by spoonitnow
    Quote Originally Posted by ProZachNation
    Quote Originally Posted by spoonitnow
    I just realized that probably like 2 people on FTR know what bitch tits are. It's basically lumps you get in your nipple region because of "extra" hormones. Making your nipples hard can make it harder to notice.
    And you are not one of them lol

    http://www.urbandictionary.com/defin...erm=bitch+tits
    Uhhh, from that link:
    2. Bitch Tits - Gynecomastia, or growth of breast tissue on men, sometimes as a side effect of steroid abuse. Can only be removed with surgery!
    Nice self-ownage there.
    ummm anyways, bitch tits - guy has tities like a girl - bitch tits. Nothing to do with nipples and what you quoted doesn't even say anything about nipples. But this is something gay to argue about so I am done.
    If you seriously think I'm wrong here then you're retarded.
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    You need to start smoking weed Spoon. You are way too willing to argue over stupid shit.
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    Quote Originally Posted by wesrman
    You need to start smoking weed Spoon. You are way too willing to argue over stupid shit.
    truth

    I think Spoon just likes to be right.
    Quote Originally Posted by mrhappy333
    I didn't think its Bold to bang some chick with my bro. but i guess so... thats +EV in my book.
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    Quote Originally Posted by wesrman
    You need to start smoking weed Spoon. You are way too willing to argue over stupid shit.
    There's nothing to argue with, which is kind of the point.
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    Quote Originally Posted by ProZachNation
    Quote Originally Posted by spoonitnow
    Quote Originally Posted by ProZachNation
    Quote Originally Posted by spoonitnow
    I just realized that probably like 2 people on FTR know what bitch tits are. It's basically lumps you get in your nipple region because of "extra" hormones. Making your nipples hard can make it harder to notice.
    And you are not one of them lol

    http://www.urbandictionary.com/defin...erm=bitch+tits
    Uhhh, from that link:
    2. Bitch Tits - Gynecomastia, or growth of breast tissue on men, sometimes as a side effect of steroid abuse. Can only be removed with surgery!
    Nice self-ownage there.


    ummm anyways, bitch tits - guy has tities like a girl - bitch tits. Nothing to do with nipples and what you quoted doesn't even say anything about nipples. But this is something gay to argue about so I am done.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ProZachNation
    Quote Originally Posted by wesrman
    You need to start smoking weed Spoon. You are way too willing to argue over stupid shit.
    truth

    I think Spoon just likes to be right.
    Nah I just tend to be.
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    Quote Originally Posted by spoonitnow
    Quote Originally Posted by ProZachNation
    Quote Originally Posted by spoonitnow
    I just realized that probably like 2 people on FTR know what bitch tits are. It's basically lumps you get in your nipple region because of "extra" hormones. Making your nipples hard can make it harder to notice.
    And you are not one of them lol

    http://www.urbandictionary.com/defin...erm=bitch+tits
    Uhhh, from that link:
    2. Bitch Tits - Gynecomastia, or growth of breast tissue on men, sometimes as a side effect of steroid abuse. Can only be removed with surgery!
    Nice self-ownage there.
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    gynocomastia
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    gsp dont got gyno
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    Quote Originally Posted by wufwugy
    gsp dont got gyno
    Yeah that's why it's weird. =]
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    That clip is GSP doing pretty much whatever he wants. He's GSP. Are you gonna tell him he can't play with his own nipple on national TV? I don't think so.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Unibomber14
    That clip is GSP doing pretty much whatever he wants. He's GSP. Are you gonna tell him he can't play with his own nipple on national TV? I don't think so.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Unibomber14
    That clip is GSP doing pretty much whatever he wants. He's GSP. Are you gonna tell him he can't play with his own nipple on national TV? I don't think so.
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