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    Default Best Hip Hop Lines!

    Title says it all. These are probably not the best I've heard, just what I found looking through my music library right now. I still think they're pretty good though. Also, keep it short. No whole verses.

    I never sleep, cause sleep is the cousin of death -Nas

    Ask Beavis I get nothin' Butt-head -Big L

    if you go platinum, it’s got nothing to do with luck,
    it just means that a million people are stupid as fuck -Immortal Technique

    You couldn't make the crowd throw up their hands if they swallowed their fingers -Eminem

    I aint go to highschool, I went to school high -Sheek

    Meh, these really aren't that great and I wanted to come up with more. But it's 4 AM here and I'm tired as hell so I'm going to sleep now instead. Hopefully you can come up with some better.
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    Xzibit:
    I can drink a whole Hennessey fifth, some call that a problem I call it a gift.

    I've never hear a dog bite and bark at the same time.

    Dilated Pupils:
    I only get boos from bartenders.

    Brother Ali:
    I may be Albino, but yall pale in comparison.

    If I didn't have a wife yo, your kids would be albino.
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    Fake one, take one, no ultimatum face one
    There's no escape from straight from the grain come the great one
    My blade swung, decapitate your snake head
    Slit your snake tongue make one false maneuver you a mystery
    Unsolved, the mob that revolves automatically involved
    musclebound sounds surround commercial thugs
    Rock turtledove bowery suits
    and purple gloves, me and you can have some fun
    Make it a blast, you couldn't take the impact
    with steel shoulderpads, blood for blood
    Veteran, covered in mud, wounded in the midst of war
    Still tradin slugs gettin major love
    Way above you newcomers, I come thunderin
    with the heat of two summers when I enter the zone
    Move mountains with the presence alone before the words
    rip through the microphone, chrome dipped lyrics
    are known to split stone, you private eyes home in
    but can't seem to clone
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    Sticky Fingerz: Niggaz that take no for an answer, get told no
    Yeah I been told no but it was more like, "No, no, no!!!"
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    rather die makin money
    than live for a living
    as I slang another ounce
    I wish it was a kilo

    2pac
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    note, this is lines not verses
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    nice Brother Ali shout out swig, sick rapper.

    Nas: I never sleep, cause sleep is the cousin of death
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    "On a scale of 1 to awesome I'm the shit"

    Gym Class Heroes
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    Jacked her then i asked her who's the man, she said, "B-I-G"
    Then i bust in her E-Y-E ---biggie
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    eminem always had the best lines ever.

    these are all from the song Kill You:

    "I invented violence, you vile venomous volatile bitches
    vain Vicadin, vrinnn Vrinnn, VRINNN!"

    "They said I can't rap about bein' broke no more
    They ain't say I can't rap about coke no more
    (AHHH!) Slut, you think I won't choke no whore
    'til the vocal cords don't work in her throat no more?!"

    i always found this one funny too

    "I ain't "acid rap," but I rap on acid
    Got a new blow-up doll and just had a strap-on added"
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    oh this one's from Drug Ballad:

    "And everything's spinnin'
    You're beginning to think women
    are swimmin in pink linen
    Again in the sink Then in
    a couple of minutes that bottle of Guinness is finished
    You are now allowed to officially slap bitches"
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    the technique line mentioned in OPs post is sick. anyone that hasnt heard the guy needs to check him out.
    Flopping quads and boats like its my job
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    Quote Originally Posted by IowaSkinsFan
    Nas: I never sleep, cause sleep is the cousin of death
    NY State of Mind is one of my all time favorite songs. NAS
    eeevees are not monies yet...they are like baby monies.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Massimo
    eminem always had the best lines ever.

    these are all from the song Kill You
    Kill you is probably my favourite song from Em. So many sick lines.
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    I swarm with the bees and diseases and even if ur DJ was Jesus you could never fuck with these kids
    -atmosphere

    This origami dream is beautiful, but man those wings could never leave the ground, without a feather and a lottery ticket, NOW SETTLE DOWN
    -Aesop Rock

    Catch her eye, squeeze her thigh, maybe give her curves a feel, the same way she feel it when I flow with nerves of steel
    -MF Doom

    ill post some more later chea
    I got more flava than fruitstripe gum
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    Aesop Rock - Life isn't a bitch, life is a beautiful women, you just call her a bitch because she won't let you get that pussy
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    "Moving like a tortoise, full of rigor mortis" - Express Yourself by NWA

    I never tire of hearing that line. And....

    "I love you like a fat kid loves cake" - can't remember who, was it 50 Cent?
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    Now what would you do?
    You got caught smoking a blunt by the boys in blue [once again]
    Do you flip and resist arrest?
    Grip the fifth and split his chest?
    I don't know nigga
    Now who in the hell, said you was nice and ya record is gonna sell?
    Ya beats ain't shit and ya video wack
    You give sampler's and they givin them back [Yo]
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    Quote Originally Posted by swiggidy
    Xzibit:
    I can drink a whole Hennessey fifth, some call that a problem I call it a gift.
    heh, you must really like this line, i noticed you put it in the "greatest quotes of all time thread" as well.
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    Quote Originally Posted by will641
    Quote Originally Posted by swiggidy
    Xzibit:
    I can drink a whole Hennessey fifth, some call that a problem I call it a gift.
    heh, you must really like this line, i noticed you put it in the "greatest quotes of all time thread" as well.
    yeah, it was my sig for awhile and it's on my facebook profile.

    I finished a fifth of whiskey once, so yeah. Plus it's an amazing song & album.
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    MEGADEATH:
    What do you mean, "I don't support your system"?
    I go to court when I have to
    3 3 3 I'm only half evil.
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    Snoop Dogg: Bad little bitches on my tizzine, n**** thats the American drizzeam
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    The whole song is sick, the whole verse is sick, this song is a classic



    It was all a dream
    I used to read Word Up magazine
    Salt'n'Pepa and Heavy D up in the limousine
    Hangin' pictures on my wall
    Every Saturday Rap Attack, Mr. Magic, Marley Marl
    I let my tape rock 'til my tape popped
    Smokin' weed and bamboo, sippin' on private stock
    Way back, when I had the red and black lumberjack
    With the hat to match
    Remember Rappin' Duke, duh-ha, duh-ha
    You never thought that hip hop would take it this far
    Now I'm in the limelight 'cause I rhyme tight
    Time to get paid, blow up like the World Trade
    Born sinner, the opposite of a winner
    Remember when I used to eat sardines for dinner
    Peace to Ron G, Brucey B, Kid Capri
    Funkmaster Flex, Lovebug Starsky
    I'm blowin' up like you thought I would
    Call the crib, same number same hood
    It's all good

    Uh, and if you don't know, now you know, nigga, uh
    My dream... is to fly... over the rainbow... so high...


    Cogito ergo sum

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jack Sawyer
    The whole song is sick, the whole verse is sick, this song is a classic



    It was all a dream
    I used to read Word Up magazine
    Salt'n'Pepa and Heavy D up in the limousine
    Hangin' pictures on my wall
    Every Saturday Rap Attack, Mr. Magic, Marley Marl
    I let my tape rock 'til my tape popped
    Smokin' weed and bamboo, sippin' on private stock
    Way back, when I had the red and black lumberjack
    With the hat to match
    Remember Rappin' Duke, duh-ha, duh-ha
    You never thought that hip hop would take it this far
    Now I'm in the limelight 'cause I rhyme tight
    Time to get paid, blow up like the World Trade
    Born sinner, the opposite of a winner
    Remember when I used to eat sardines for dinner
    Peace to Ron G, Brucey B, Kid Capri
    Funkmaster Flex, Lovebug Starsky
    I'm blowin' up like you thought I would
    Call the crib, same number same hood
    It's all good

    Uh, and if you don't know, now you know, nigga, uh
    blaze the weed I got a story to tell
    I got more flava than fruitstripe gum
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    Quote Originally Posted by sauce123

    blaze the weed I got a story to tell
    I kick flows for ya, kick down doors for ya
    Even left all my motherfuckin hoes for ya
    Niggaz think Frankie pussy whipped, nigga picture that
    With a Kodak, Insta-ma-tak
    We don't get down like that, lay my game down quite flat
    Sweetness, where you parked at?
    Petiteness but that ass fat
    She got a body make a nigga wanna eat that, I'm fuck witchu




    Biggie fan? Hi-five!
    My dream... is to fly... over the rainbow... so high...


    Cogito ergo sum

    VHS is like a book? and a book is like a stack of kindles.
    Hey, I'm in a movie!
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    Hi-Five!
    I got more flava than fruitstripe gum
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    Quote Originally Posted by Triptanes
    This ain't even a song, (Now what it is?)
    This is a beat, that I must release therapy on,
    "The only time I lose is when it's my memory."
    Chamillinator ftw.

    Only other one that pops into my head right now just b/c it makes me laugh:

    "Never heard that D be runnin, cuz D be gunnin
    I beat my dick and bust off in ya eye, so you can see me comin"
    - DMX
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    Thats why I respect alecia keys
    she say fuck gettin dem d's
    Ima just ride with these
    You-- yes, you-- you're a cunt.
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    you seen my work you know my steeze
    theres a slim chance Imma hesitate to squeeze


    [yous as cold as ice]
    but you aint cold enough to freeze hot slugs when they run up in ya

    m.o.p.
    You-- yes, you-- you're a cunt.
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    Im not saying Im number one, uh sorry I lied
    Im number one two three four and five

    krs oooooonnnnneee
    You-- yes, you-- you're a cunt.
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    don't gimme no bammer weed
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    Federal agents mad cause I'm flagrant
    Tap my cell, and the phone in the basement
    My team supreme, stay clean
    Triple beam lyrical dream, I be that
    Cat you see at all events bent
    Gats in holsters girls on shoulders
    Playboy, I told ya, bring ya might to me,
    Bruise too much, I lose too much
    Step on stage the girls boo too much
    I guess it's cause you run with lame dudes too much
    Me lose my touch, never that
    If I did, ain't no problem to get the gat
    Where the true players at?
    Throw your rolees in the sky
    Wave em side to side and keep your hands high
    While I give your girl the eye, player please
    Lyrically, nigga see
    B.I.G. be flossin jig on the cover of Fortune
    Five double oh, here's my phone number
    your man ain't got to know, I got the dough
    Got the flow down pizzack,
    platinum plus like thizzat,
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    I don't know what they want from me
    It's like the mo money we come across
    The mo problems we see
    My dream... is to fly... over the rainbow... so high...


    Cogito ergo sum

    VHS is like a book? and a book is like a stack of kindles.
    Hey, I'm in a movie!
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fYdwe3ArFWA
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    I bomb atomically, Socrates' philosophies
    and hypothesis can't define how I be droppin these
    mockeries, lyrically perform armed robbery
    Flee with the lottery, possibly they spotted me
    Battle-scarred shogun, explosion when my pen hits
    tremendous, ultra-violet shine blind forensics
    My dream... is to fly... over the rainbow... so high...


    Cogito ergo sum

    VHS is like a book? and a book is like a stack of kindles.
    Hey, I'm in a movie!
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fYdwe3ArFWA
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    Quote Originally Posted by Jack Sawyer
    I bomb atomically, Socrates' philosophies
    and hypothesis can't define how I be droppin these
    mockeries, lyrically perform armed robbery
    Flee with the lottery, possibly they spotted me
    Battle-scarred shogun, explosion when my pen hits
    tremendous, ultra-violet shine blind forensics
    Nice 1, deck is siiiiiiiiiiiickkkk
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    Yo
    Picture bloodbaths and elevator shafts
    Like these murderous rhymes tight from genuine craft
    Check the print, it's where veterans spark the letterings
    Slow moving MC's is waitin for the editin
    The liquid soluble that made up the chemistry
    A gaseous element, that burned down your ministry
    Herbal vapors, and biblical papers
    Smokin Exodus, every square yard is plush
    Fuck the screw-faced photo sessions facial expression
    leaves impressions, try to keep a shark nigga guessin
    Give crazy shouts Son here's the outcome
    Cut across the semi-gloss rhymes you floss
    Shit is outdated, just like neckloads of Sterlings
    Suede-fronts, bell-bottoms, and tri-colored Shearlings
    I ain't particular, I bang like vehicular homicides
    on July 4th in Bed-Stuy
    Where money don't grown on trees and there's thievin MC's
    Who cut-throat to rake leaves
    They can't breathe, blood splash, rushin fast
    like runnin rivers, I be that whiskey in your liver

    - The Genius
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    Pac

    Back to get wreck,
    all respect to those who break they neck
    To keep they hos in check
    'Cuz, hos, they sweat a brotha majorly and I don't know why, your girl keeps paging me.
    She tell me that she needs me
    Cries when she leaves me
    and every time she sees me, she squeeze me.
    Lady take it easy...
    Hate to sound sleazy, but tease me,
    I don't want it if it's that easy.
    ehh yo bus' it, baby got a problem saying bye bye
    Just another hazard of a fly guy
    My dream... is to fly... over the rainbow... so high...


    Cogito ergo sum

    VHS is like a book? and a book is like a stack of kindles.
    Hey, I'm in a movie!
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    When I say Niggy
    You say nothin'
    Niggy
    Niggy

    When I say Niggy
    You say nothin'
    Niggy
    (Nothin'!)
    Shut up
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    Fuck bitches their stupid,
    I treat em like shit,
    thats how you get one to eat a dick
    -Necro
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    Sent my wife some pictures of me and bitches runnin a train
    - Big Pun
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    I be tossin, enforcin, my style is awesome
    I'm causin more Family Feud's than Richard Dawson
    And the survey said -- ya dead
    Fatal Flying Guillotine chops off your fuckin head
    MZA who was that? Aiyyo, the Wu is back
    Makin niggaz go BO BO!, like on Super Cat
    Me fear no-one, oh no, here come
    The Wu-Tang shogun, killer to the eardrum!

    Ol' Dirty (RIP) - Brooklyn Zoo:

    I'm the one-man army, Ason
    I've never been tooken out, I keep MC's lookin out
    I drop science like girls be droppin babies
    Enough to make a nigga go cra-a-azy
    Energy buildin, takin all types of medicines
    Your ass thought you were better than

    Method Man - (Shame on a nigga):

    Yo RZA, yo razor!
    Hit me with the major
    The damage, my Clan understand it be flavor
    Gunnin, hummin comin atcha
    First I'm gonna getcha, once I gotcha, I gat-cha
    You could never capture the Method Man's stature
    For rhyme and for rapture, got niggaz resigning, now master
    my style? Never! I put the fucking buck in the wild kid, I'm terror
    Razor sharp, I sever
    the head from the shoulders, I'm better
    than my compeda, you mean competitor, whadeva!
    Let's get together
    Cash Rules Everything Around Me.
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    Biggie Smalls is the wickedest
    Niggas say I'm pussy, I dare you to stick your dick in this
    If I was pussy I'd be filled with syphilis
    Herpes, gonorrhea, chlamydia, getting rid'a ya
    My dream... is to fly... over the rainbow... so high...


    Cogito ergo sum

    VHS is like a book? and a book is like a stack of kindles.
    Hey, I'm in a movie!
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    Came from the bottom the bottom, to the "Top of the Pops"
    Nigga London, Japan and I'm straight off the block
    Like a running back, get it man, I'm straight off the block
    I can run it back nigga 'cause I'm straight with the Roc
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    "Cause if I ever stuck it to any singer in showbiz
    it'd be Jennifer Lopez, and Puffy you know this!
    I'm sorry Puff, but I don't give a fuck if this chick was my own mother
    I still fuck her with no rubber and cum inside her
    and have a son and a new brother at the same time"
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    I’m paying a good buck
    So slut, you better fuck as good as you look and suck as good as you fuck
    When it comes to this porn shit you know who the master is
    Bitch I’ll leave necro tagged on your ass with jizz

    -necro
    You-- yes, you-- you're a cunt.
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    Quote Originally Posted by boost
    I’m paying a good buck
    So slut, you better fuck as good as you look and suck as good as you fuck
    When it comes to this porn shit you know who the master is
    Bitch I’ll leave necro tagged on your ass with jizz

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    Quote Originally Posted by blackatom
    Nigga London, Japan and I'm straight off the block
    Like a running back, get it man, I'm straight off the block
    I'm going to take a wild guess, Cam'ron? (I swear i did not look this up if im correct).
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    Oh nvm its Jay-Z, LOL.
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    yo im isf makin sick lyrical reads
    quote my last post will make yo eyez bleed
    I got more flava than fruitstripe gum
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    Niggy tardust
    Grippo king, philosopher, and artist
    Downright to the marrow, he's the arrow through the heartless
    Sunlight in the afternoon his shadow travels furthest
    Woven through the heart of doom he's bursting through the surface
    Hardly nervous
    Suffice to say he understands his purpose
    Threshold king of everything, a comical absurdest
    Sometimes when he talks he sings yet keeps his high notes wordless
    Sing along when Niggy sings, without you he'd be worthless
    Homeless, earthless
    Venus Hottentot up in the circus
    Freak show hear him speak so properly cuz every word is
    Measured against meaning probably scheming to unlearn us
    Don't you call him by his name, white people call him Curtis
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    "nah man im like hemingway

    i can go on for days and days with rhyme displays that cut deep as x-rays"
    -sauce123
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    Are you bleeding? Can't think about sex?
    Irritated by your kotex?
    We don't need to kiss. We don't have to fuck.
    I pull out my dick, bitch, you can suck.
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    Where that nigga who be talking shit? He don't come around no more because I fucked his bitch, I made her suck my dick, while I squeezed on her tits...
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    playing pretend rapper is so fun...

    With the dogg-pound right behind me
    and up in yo bitch is where you might find me...
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    Quote Originally Posted by IowaSkinsFan
    Oh nvm its Jay-Z, LOL.
    If you feelin' like a pimp nigga...
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    All right stop collaborate and listen
    Ice is back with my brand new invention
    Something grabs a hold of me tightly
    Flow like a harpoon daily and nightly
    Will it ever stop yo I don't know
    Turn off the lights and I'll glow
    To the extreme I rock a mic like a vandal
    Light up a stage and wax a chump like a candle
    Dance go rush to the speaker that booms
    I'm killing your brain like a poisonous mushroom
    Deadly when I play a dope melody
    Anything less than the best is a felony
    Love it or leave it you better gain weight
    You better hit bull's eye the kid don't play
    If there was a problem yo I'll solve it
    Check out the hook while my DJ revolves it
    LOL OPERATIONS
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    Go Ninja Go Ninja Go!
    Go Ninja Go Ninja Go!
    Go Ninja Go Ninja Go!
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    Quote Originally Posted by gabe
    dirty dozen naughty rotten rhymer
    cussing out more players than marty schottenheimer

    god damn how many syllables does it take
    multisyllabic rhymes ftw. Eminem is too sick.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Massimo
    Quote Originally Posted by gabe
    dirty dozen naughty rotten rhymer
    cussing out more players than marty schottenheimer

    god damn how many syllables does it take
    multisyllabic rhymes ftw. Eminem is too sick.
    wow i never really noticed how sick that rhyme is.
    Cash Rules Everything Around Me.
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    Quote Originally Posted by IowaSkinsFan
    Go Ninja Go Ninja Go!
    Go Ninja Go Ninja Go!
    Go Ninja Go Ninja Go!

    hahahaha, yes!
    LOL OPERATIONS
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    Quote Originally Posted by bigred
    Quote Originally Posted by IowaSkinsFan
    Go Ninja Go Ninja Go!
    Go Ninja Go Ninja Go!
    Go Ninja Go Ninja Go!

    hahahaha, yes!
    he was at this bar a week or two ago. My freind was dancing on the bar while he poured shots into her mouth. He performed Ice ice baby, and go ninja. One of the best nights of my life for sure.
    You-- yes, you-- you're a cunt.
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    i said a hip hop the hippie the hippie
    to the hip hip hop, a you dont stop

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    i realize this is a verse but it's just so sick.

    I got seven mack 11’s, about eight 38’s
    Nine 9’s, ten mack tens, the shits never ends
    You can’t touch my riches
    Even if you had mc hammer and them 357 bitches
    Biggie smalls; the millionaire, the mansion, the yacht
    The two weed spots, the two hot glocks
    That’s how I got the weed spot
    I shot dread in the head, took the bread and the lamb spread
    Little gotti got the shotty to your body
    So don’t resist, or you might miss christmas
    I tote guns, I make number runs
    I give mc’s the runs drippin
    When I throw my clip in the ak, I slay from far away
    Everybody hit the d-e-c-k
    My slow flow’s remarkable, peace to matteo
    Now we smoke weed like Tony montana sniffed the llello
    That’s crazy blunts, mad l’s
    My voice excels from the avenue to jail cells
    Oh my god, I’m droppin shit like a pigeon
    I hope you’re listenin, smackin babies at they christening
    Cash Rules Everything Around Me.
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    These are all by J-Dawg.

    "I get more brain than an organ donor."

    "And if I'm bout to belt you, ya better fasten it."

    "I get a lot a brain... I'm a genius
    More rings than Saturn but I'm hot like Venus."

    "I'm like a car wit no brakes cuz ain't no stoppin me
    I crank that 'teen wit a zit' and get it poppin G
    Even though I'm caked up ain't no toppin me
    I'm like a trademark cuz ain't no coppin me."

    "I shit these rappers out, but I ain't no anus."

  74. #74
    el oh el punch line rap
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    "i get more brain than an organ donor" makes no sense.
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