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  1. 10-22-2007 01:16 AM #1
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    Default has this been done before?

    you know you're a poker addict when...

    ..you play for 4 hours and stop to watch High Stakes Poker.
    ..FTR is your homepage.
    LHE is a game where your skill keeps you breakeven until you hit your rush of random BS.

    Nothing beats flopping quads while dropping a duece!
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  2. 10-22-2007 02:26 AM #2
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  3. 10-22-2007 09:13 AM #3
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    ...turn down a shag, promise your girlfriend you'll be in bed by 3am, look at the clock and its 6am, but still feel happy cause you're up $5.....
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  4. 10-22-2007 09:17 AM #4
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    Quote Originally Posted by WillburForce
    ...turn down a shag, promise your girlfriend you'll be in bed by 3am, look at the clock and its 6am, but still feel happy cause you're up $5.....
    I think that's a different problem entirely.
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  5. 10-22-2007 09:49 AM #5
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    ...When you start clicking the mouse buttons with your thumbs because your fingers cant take any more.

    When you wake up extremely tired in the morning and think "I'm not going to work today, I'll just fold instead" (this used to happen to me alot lol)

    When you're doing your girl and shout "ALL IN" just before entry (ok, I havent actually done that but may be tempted next time)
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    Wait, this is .05/.10 and you got sexied, I can't believe that shit, limit must really be dying.[/quote]
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  6. 10-22-2007 10:49 AM #6
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    Quote Originally Posted by Jibalob
    "I'm not going to work today, I'll just fold instead"

    When you're doing your girl and shout "ALL IN" just before entry
    2 great lines in 1 great post
    Jman: every time the action is to you, it's an opportunity for you to make the perfect play.
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  7. 10-22-2007 10:51 AM #7
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    you find out your chinese language teacher lives one floor above you and says "i will come visit many times" then you call your friend and tell him about the worst hit out of your life. (yesterday)
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  8. 10-22-2007 11:28 AM #8
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    Quote Originally Posted by Jibalob
    When you wake up extremely tired in the morning and think "I'm not going to work today, I'll just fold instead" (this used to happen to me alot lol)

    When you're doing your girl and shout "ALL IN" just before entry (ok, I havent actually done that but may be tempted next time)
    i laughed once....then, twice. the second provides a visual like no other.

    nicely played.
    LHE is a game where your skill keeps you breakeven until you hit your rush of random BS.

    Nothing beats flopping quads while dropping a duece!
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  9. 10-22-2007 11:40 AM #9
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    Quote Originally Posted by Da GOAT
    Quote Originally Posted by Jibalob
    "I'm not going to work today, I'll just fold instead"

    When you're doing your girl and shout "ALL IN" just before entry
    2 great lines in 1 great post
    TY TY
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    Wait, this is .05/.10 and you got sexied, I can't believe that shit, limit must really be dying.[/quote]
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  10. 10-22-2007 11:44 AM #10
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    Quote Originally Posted by Jibalob
    When you're doing your girl and shout "ALL IN" just before entry
    How 'bout making like Hellmuth on HSP... before finishing all-in you try to ask the Jewish guy watching in the corner for insurance in case of pregnancy....
    So you click their picture and then you get their money?
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  11. 10-22-2007 11:47 AM #11
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    When you 8 table 6 max for 12 hours, while watching the entire series 4 of HSP and various WSOP episodes, then instead of going to sleep, go to a mates to play a home game?
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  12. 10-22-2007 12:08 PM #12
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    You think of everything you buy in terms of buy ins
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  13. 10-22-2007 12:40 PM #13
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    Quote Originally Posted by Taxi
    You think of everything you buy in terms of buy ins
    In college a case of Natural Light was $8.88... I rounded that to $10, but EVERYTHING in my life other than rent and bills became a question of whether I'd prefer to buy that something or more beer... Not surprisingly.. I spent almost no money on anything in college other than beer.
    So you click their picture and then you get their money?
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  14. 10-22-2007 12:59 PM #14
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    Quote Originally Posted by Taxi
    You think of everything you buy in terms of buy ins
    I do this in terms of BB at fast food places.
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  15. 10-22-2007 03:43 PM #15
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    ...you look at the restaurant bill like its your hole cards.

    ...you reach in your pocket for a red chip and toss it to the gal across the table saying, "now be a good little girl and grab daddy a beer." then, you realize it was your wife you threw the chip at.

    ...you wear sunglasses while playing online.
    LHE is a game where your skill keeps you breakeven until you hit your rush of random BS.

    Nothing beats flopping quads while dropping a duece!
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  16. 10-22-2007 03:43 PM #16
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    sorry...you wear A GREEN VISOR while playing online.

    ...you shuffle chips while online.

    ...you log on when you take a shit, and brag about it to friends.

    ...you set up troll dolls around the computer while online.

    ...you karate chop the trolls when you take a bad beat.

    ...you've written a college paper on poker. (i know who you guys are...lol)

    ...you quit college to focus on your CAREER PATH. (and i know who you guys are, too...lol)

    ...you have graduated from "playing for beer money" to "playing for rent money."

    c'mon, guys, think.
    LHE is a game where your skill keeps you breakeven until you hit your rush of random BS.

    Nothing beats flopping quads while dropping a duece!
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  17. 10-22-2007 03:54 PM #17
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    TRIPLE POST ALERT.

    ...you just emailed your brother that you are no longer a full house because you just sent your 1500th post.

    LOL, 1501.
    LHE is a game where your skill keeps you breakeven until you hit your rush of random BS.

    Nothing beats flopping quads while dropping a duece!
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  18. 10-22-2007 04:24 PM #18
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  19. 10-22-2007 05:06 PM #19
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    Quote Originally Posted by Jibalob
    When you're doing your girl and shout "ALL IN" just before entry (ok, I havent actually done that but may be tempted next time)
    This is awesome
    Family Cruise IMO
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  20. 10-22-2007 05:14 PM #20
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    Quote Originally Posted by Chopper
    LOL, 1501.
    no?
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  21. 10-22-2007 05:28 PM #21
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    Quote Originally Posted by Chopper

    ...you karate chop the trolls when you take a bad beat.
    YA FUCK TROLLS
    LOL OPERATIONS
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  22. 10-22-2007 05:56 PM #22
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    Quote Originally Posted by EzDuzIt
    Quote Originally Posted by Chopper
    LOL, 1501.
    no?
    yeah, i thought that was weird, too. but, i swear i saw it at 1500 before i opened up the triple.

    backfired...lol. so, 'tis tru, you can have over a thousand posts and still be a NOOOOOOOOOB.
    LHE is a game where your skill keeps you breakeven until you hit your rush of random BS.

    Nothing beats flopping quads while dropping a duece!
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  23. 10-22-2007 06:10 PM #23
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    Quote Originally Posted by Ravageur
    Quote Originally Posted by Jibalob
    When you're doing your girl and shout "ALL IN" just before entry (ok, I havent actually done that but may be tempted next time)
    This is awesome
    shortstacks should never do this

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    Would you instacall my wide range?
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    I'd rather come over the top.

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    Then you better be prepared to shove all night long.
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    very well played
    LHE is a game where your skill keeps you breakeven until you hit your rush of random BS.

    Nothing beats flopping quads while dropping a duece!
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    you drive down the street and see 55mph and think, pocket fives

    you see a licsense plate AK-QW12 and think, Ace King

    or in the case of one of my Ex girlfriends car that I seen, hers starts off AQ-XXXX and I think to my self, hmm Ace Queen

    Think of all of lifes situations as either +EV or -EV
    3 3 3 I'm only half evil.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Taxi
    You think of everything you buy in terms of buy ins
    or big blinds
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    Quote Originally Posted by WillburForce
    ...turn down a shag, promise your girlfriend you'll be in bed by 3am, look at the clock and its 6am, but still feel happy cause you're up $5.....
    Because you didnt pay her the $5?
    gabe: Ive dropped almost 100k in the past 35 days.

    bigspenda73: But how much did you win?
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    the simpsons did it.
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    Quote Originally Posted by biondino
    You play Blackjack and open fold 74o
    Lol.. just after my casino whoring adventure I found myself getting over excited with all kinds of random hands / flops. In one particular tourney I remember slinding the raise bar up to all-in because the dealer had bust (ie, the flop was over 21) .... luckily I realised what I was doing before I threw all my chips in the middle with T high
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    Quote Originally Posted by biondino
    You play Blackjack and open fold 74o
    that one made me laugh. because i've almost done it myself.
    LHE is a game where your skill keeps you breakeven until you hit your rush of random BS.

    Nothing beats flopping quads while dropping a duece!
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    ... you go to your local Bank to ask for a loan saying: "Can you stake me? What's the rake?"

    ... offer rope to a desparate man with suicidal tendencies, cause you've been advised to "give 'em enough rope to hang themselves"

    ... express your salary in BB/100 form => Big Bucks ($10k) per 100 days
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