Know something I absolutely hate? When someone posts a hand talking about something stupid like "Oh man, this 30/2 raised me on the
flop and I can't figure out what to do with my
top-
pair-no-
kicker. Please help. Here is a screenshot of my 14 pop-ups on this guy over my massive 127-hand sample that I have on this loser." Are we really to the point that people aren't looking at the 30/2 part and the part where he raised you
post-
flop like HAHA YEAH RIGHT LIKE I'D EVER
CALL THIS. Man I have the baddest
HUD in the world that I spent 14 hours on that could have been used to learn how to put someone on a
range, but instead I'd rather screw around playing with my toys instead of learning how to make some frickin money. Then the same numb
nuts posts about how it's the
rake at
microstakes that's the reason why he can't win and that he'd actually be at 3 bb/100 at freakin 5nl if it wasn't for that darned
rake. News
flash jerkwad: You aren't making any money at 5nl because you haven't learned how to take the most basic 4-5
stats and make solid decisions over and over again with them. You can't learn to drive a
race car before you figure out what the gas pedal does, you can't
walk before you crawl, and you can't ever, ever, ever, EVER get a
sample size that's good enough to make really detailed
post-
flop stats worth half a squirt of piss.