My man pretty

[Reidak]

I am a man.

Right now, I have a face mask on. It has sulphur in it. I will wash it off in 10 minutes to reveal a more refined, and smooth face.

When i trim my nails, I take my time. Sometimes I even bust out the file to give them that little extra attention. Same goes for the toenails, but I have never gone as far as to file them.

I brush my teeth, floss, and then brush my teeth again.

I pluck inbetween my eyebrows.

When I walk by a reflective surface, I usually check to see how I look at that exact moment. I will stop to fix my hair.

All my shampoos smell fantastic.

I have more than 1 shampoo.

I don't know why.. one is like 1/4 full so I dont know if that helps.

I use $5 a bar deodorant.

The only soap I use is dove. I find it washes the ass better.

[vqc]

i shower daily.
with soap.

[a500lbgorilla]

Look good. Feel good.

[ChrisTheFish]

I wash fairly regularly too.

[Pelion]

i shower daily.
with soap.

lol

[Reidak]

that mask delivered

[Seasider]

I believe in taking care of myself, in a
balanced diet, in a rigorous exercise routine. In the
morning, if my face is a little puffy, I'll put on an ice
pack while doing my stomach crunches. I can do a thousand
now.
After I remove the icepack, I use a deep
pore-cleanser lotion. In the shower, I use a
water-activated gel cleanser, then a honey-almond body
scrub, and on the face an exfoliating gel scrub.
Then I apply an herb mint facial masque which
I leave on for ten minutes while I prepare the rest of my
routine.
I always use an after-shave lotion with little
or no alcohol because alcohol dries your face out and makes
you look older. Then moisturizer, then an anti-aging eye
balm, followed by a final moisturizing "protective" lotion...

[bigred]

if that's not american psycho above than i'm crazy

i like showers

[gabe]

It's important to practice good hygiene
At least if you wanna run with my team
I'm bout to get into some shit that I've seen
This fool's breath, I mean so bad it'll melt your ice cream
They say don't say nothing if you can't say nice things
Sittin too close to him it burned like my eyes sting

[mrhappy333]

Jishu, I think this pretty much sums it up.


http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Metrosexual


Metrosexual is a neologism generally applied to heterosexual men with a strong concern for their appearance, and who display many of the lifestyle tendencies of stereotypical gay men.

[Seasider]

if that's not american psycho above than i'm crazy

i like showers

Ha yes, it just popped into my mind at top of thread. "I can do 1,000 now"

I also shower and use shower gel on hair and body.

[Reidak]

Jishu, I think this pretty much sums it up.


http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Metrosexual


Metrosexual is a neologism generally applied to heterosexual men with a strong concern for their appearance, and who display many of the lifestyle tendencies of stereotypical gay men.

Best choice I ever made

[swiggidy]

^^ L D O, although you sound awfully conceited/self absorbed/some bigger word I can't think of at the moment

After I clicked on this link I was half (prob 3/4) expecting to see your balls and was waiting on the X for the insta close.

[DaNutsInYoEye]

in our face drankin on that "yak"
mouth fulla golds but yo ass need some tic tacs

what? you need some gum
breath like some thunder
what you lookin at
i don't want yo phone number

[Ash256]

CRAB PEOPLE
CRAB PEOPLE

[Reidak]

I fix my hair in public washrooms

I take as long as it takes to get it right

[bigred]

vanity

[donkbee]

As a woman who does not take forever to get ready before she goes out, I would probably not get along with you

[bigred]

that's bc u like real men

which is why u never talk to me

[Reidak]

I like getting professional massages.

My haircutter is a stylist



Courtie, i compensate taking really long to get ready, by having really short sex sessions. 5, 10 minutes tops. Let me know, thanks!

[bigred]

damn, that's like 5 times longer than me. what's ur secret?

[boost]

hah this thread is cool. I believe if I had more money and more time Id most likely be more metro. As it is, I dont have the money nor the time to indulge in all these fancy things.

[mrhappy333]

I take 2 showers a day, wash with soap. I cut my own hair, and I bite my nails off. I ride my mountain bike 3/4 times a week for 6-12 miles. I drink Tequila. I shave twice a week.
Thats my man pretty.


oh, I put Gold bonds on my nut sack, and on my feet.

[boost]

I took two a day for a while, now Im just too beat for all that madness.

[vqc]

I take 1 showers a day, wash with soap. I cut my own hair, and I bite my nails off. I ride my gf 6/7 times a week for 6-12 miles. I drink water. I shave twice a week.
Thats my man pretty.


oh, I put shorts on to cover my nut sack, and sandals on my feet.

damn man, we are fucking identical

[kingnat]

FTW!... nothing like icy cool nuts... warning don't do it immediately after you shower or you will die.

[Chopper]

Jishu, I think this pretty much sums it up.


http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Metrosexual


Metrosexual is a neologism generally applied to heterosexual men with a strong concern for their appearance, and who display many of the lifestyle tendencies of stereotypical gay men.

Best choice I ever made

c'mon, man. you dont actually believe anything is a CHOICE anymore do you? after all, we have evolved past "choices," right? you were born this way, or maybe your mommie made you this way, or maybe it was that your parents divorced, or used drugs while you were around, etc, etc. something, make up any old excuse to cover up your metro-tendencies...this is the 21st century, man....IT'S NOT YOUR FAULT, IT'S SOMEONE ELSE'S.

[shysti]

I am pretty metro myself, I do all those things. Glad I can come out of the closet! lolz

[Reidak]

Chopper. We get it; you do not.

[givememyleg]

jishu, the only thing me and you have in common is we both are bare down "there".

[Warpe]

this thread is teh ghey

[Reidak]

warpe; your the only flamer here

gmml: i am glad

[givememyleg]

does that mean you're glad you're not like me because you don't like me?

[Disco]

metro =/

[swiggidy]

this thread is teh ghey

warpe; your the only flamer here

False (previous to this post)

[bigred]

haha winner

[spoonitnow]

and people think i'm fuckin gay

[Reidak]

haters

[spoonitnow]

do you bleach your ass while you're at it?

[ChrisTheFish]

A bit feminine, no?

[Warpe]

haterrtths

fyp

[a500lbgorilla]

A bit feminine, no?

Yes. But what's wrong with taking the best traits of women and making them our own?

[sinky]

A bit feminine, no?

Yes. But what's wrong with taking the best traits of women and making them our own?

breasts ?

[swiggidy]

do you bleach your asshole while you're at it?

FYP

[blackatom]

haterrtths

fyp

solid lol

[ChrisTheFish]

A bit feminine, no?

Yes. But what's wrong with taking the best traits of women and making them our own?

breasts ?

I was thinking the same thing.

[bigred]

how exactly does one bleach their hole? insta hole, just add bleach?

[swiggidy]

how exactly does one bleach their hole? insta hole, just add bleach?

L D O