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  1. #1
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    Default PS Support Volume 3

    Between a friend of mine and Scott W. from Pokerstars Support...

    ----- Original Message -----
    From: [email protected]
    Sent: 2008/08/07 09:57:48
    To: [email protected]
    Subject: URGENT* The Mini Jew's doomswitch* URGENT

    >Dear Pokerstars,
    >
    > You recently told me that your client was in no fashion rigged, nor
    my account doomswitched. Then this occured.
    >PokerStars Game #19428719560: Tournament #99190476, $100+$9 Hold'em No
    Limit - Level IV (50/100) - 2008/08/07 - 09:55:33 (ET)
    >Table '99190476 3' 9-max Seat #7 is the button
    >Seat 1: The Mini Jew (2560 in chips)
    >Seat 2: Romax82 (4030 in chips)
    >Seat 3: ------oi (820 in chips)
    >Seat 4: the_rotter77 (8640 in chips)
    >Seat 5: Reintd (5380 in chips)
    >Seat 6: Romeplayer (4125 in chips)
    >Seat 7: mufasa36 (2515 in chips)
    >Seat 8: janheite (5490 in chips)
    >Seat 9: ewqwqe (5310 in chips)
    >janheite: posts small blind 50
    >ewqwqe: posts big blind 100
    >*** HOLE CARDS ***
    >Dealt to The Mini Jew [Ac Ks]
    >The Mini Jew: calls 100
    >Romax82: folds
    >------oi: folds
    >the_rotter77: folds
    >Romeplayer said, "lol, what a gift"
    >Reintd: raises 5280 to 5380 and is all-in
    >Romeplayer: folds
    >mufasa36: folds
    >janheite: folds
    >ewqwqe: folds
    >The Mini Jew: calls 2460 and is all-in
    >Uncalled bet (2820) returned to Reintd
    >*** FLOP *** [8h 4s 9d]
    >*** TURN *** [8h 4s 9d] [4d]
    >*** RIVER *** [8h 4s 9d 4d] [7d]
    >*** SHOW DOWN ***
    >The Mini Jew: shows [Ac Ks] (a pair of Fours)
    >Reintd: shows [9c 9s] (a full house, Nines full of Fours)
    >Reintd collected 5270 from pot
    >*** SUMMARY ***
    >Total pot 5270 | Rake 0
    >Board [8h 4s 9d 4d 7d]
    >Seat 1: The Mini Jew showed [Ac Ks] and lost with a pair of Fours
    >Seat 2: Romax82 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
    >Seat 3: ------oi folded before Flop (didn't bet)
    >Seat 4: the_rotter77 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
    >Seat 5: Reintd showed [9c 9s] and won (5270) with a full house, Nines
    full of Fours
    >Seat 6: Romeplayer folded before Flop (didn't bet)
    >Seat 7: mufasa36 (button) folded before Flop (didn't bet)
    >Seat 8: janheite (small blind) folded before Flop
    >Seat 9: ewqwqe (big blind) folded before Flop
    >
    >
    >
    >What is this?
    >
    >Please explain.
    >
    >Thanks,
    >
    >The Mini Jew
    >



    Hello Bryan,

    Thank you for your email. I've reviewed that hand but I'm really not sure
    why you have sent it to us?

    You went all-in as an underdog pre-flop and lost. I'm not sure what's so
    significant about that?

    Regards,

    ScottW
    PokerStars Support Team






    ----- Original Message -----
    From: [email protected]
    Sent: 2008/08/07 10:30:03
    To: [email protected]
    Subject: RE: URGENT* The Mini Jew's doomswitch* URGENT

    >Dear ScottW,
    >
    >I am willing to send you .73 cents to let me out of the dungeon.
    >
    >Can I do this?
    >
    >Thanks,
    >
    >Bryan



    Hello Bryan,

    If we had "a dungeon" then I'm pretty sure 73 cents would not be
    sufficient to bribe the jailor. Luckily as we don't, you don't have to
    bribe anyone.

    Regards,

    ScottW
    PokerStars Support Team








    ----- Original Message -----
    From: [email protected]
    Sent: 2008/08/07 10:35:09
    To: [email protected]
    Subject: RE: URGENT* The Mini Jew's doomswitch* URGENT

    >Dear ScottW,
    >
    > Although you may not know about it, I am fairly certain that my
    account is in "jail". It is statistically impossible to lose at the rate
    I am losing, being that I am, of course a winning poker player. Please,
    show me a blueprint of the Pokerstars headquarters so as to assure me that
    there is no dungeon.
    >
    >Thanks,
    >
    >The Mini Jew
    >
    >




    Hello Bryan,

    There is almost nothing in poker that is "statistically impossible".
    Statistically unlikely perhaps, but not impossible. However we can not
    comment on why you may or may not be losing on our site as that isn't
    something we have any control over.

    We make our money from rake and tournament fees alone. It makes no
    difference to us who wins and loses. Clearly we aren't going to
    arbitrarily decide to 'punish' some players and 'reward' others. To do
    such a thing clearly makes no sense at all and obviously we do not do that.

    We hope your luck improves in the future.

    Regards,

    ScottW
    PokerStars Support Team





    ________________________________________




    >Dear ScottW (Or whichever pokerstars bot replies...Scott is a very nice
    man though),
    >
    >I see you have avoided my request for a copy of the blueprint of the
    headquarters. I see how it is.
    >
    >Regards,
    >
    >The Mini Jew
    >
    >

    Hello Bryan,

    Thank you for your email. Normally we are not supposed to respond to such
    requests but as you seem like a trustworthy guy please find the requested
    document attached to this email.

    If you have any further questions please don't hesitate to get back in
    touch with us.

    Regards,

    ScottW
    PokerStars Support Team



    Picture Scott sent:

    Quote Originally Posted by soupie
    That is the beauty of poker, it doesnt matter how they play, you can always devise the perfect defense and counterpunch hard.
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    I'd love to Scrooge McDuck their vault!
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    lol, awesome
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    lol omg that mspaint drawing is epic
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    scottW is prob the coolest pokerstars support... I remember a thread on 2+2 in BBV and ScottW was the PokerStars support responding to the emails... classic

    that mspaint made me laugh real hard
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    srsly LEARN TO POST A PIC )¤"!
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    this is clearly the best of the 3
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    he took the time to MSPAiNT dat shit

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    i loled hard at that pic
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    omg still laughing that's too funny!
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    This is fucking great!

    PS ftw!
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    A+
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    awsome.
    Flopping quads and boats like its my job
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    i wanna be PS support
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    I have never laughed so hard at a computer screen before.

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    epic
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    i hope i get replies from scott w. in the future.
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    At first I thought he was busted when I saw what appeared to be a dungeon in the blueprints. However, it's clearly labeled "definitely NOT a dungeon", I wonder whatever could it be then?


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    Quote Originally Posted by Galapogos
    At first I thought he was busted when I saw what appeared to be a dungeon in the blueprints. However, it's clearly labeled "definitely NOT a dungeon", I wonder whatever could it be then?
    Its where they hide the superuser accounts - ldo

    What an awesome pic!!!
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    so funny I need to stop reading this shit in public
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    lol
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