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    Default joining a poker team please read!!!

    Hello fellow poker players i am looking to start something like a poker team where we can all get togheter online in our own forums and improve out poker game toghether also anybody who like to improve there game please have your own bankroll so that we can improve on a online poker site ofour choosing if anybodies interested please post on here and tell me a little about yourself (your poker self) like what sites you play on, what stakes, do you enjoy multi tab tourneys or sit n goes more than cash games etc. cheers guys hope to be hearing from you very soon.
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    A poker forum where ppl can help each other get better? What a radical and innovative concept!

    Nah.. no way it'll ever work.
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    Wow at this idea. I love it.
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    Level? I think not, lol.
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    Guys, fck this dude. Let's just do it ourselves! I mean, we have everything we need right here... but what will we call it?
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    5th6th7thdotcom
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    personally I like - thepokerforum.com

    or

    or

    or


    wait for it........


    How about............


    FlopTurnRiver.com?


    nm, that one sucks.
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    i prefer flaptornriver.com
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    smithy,

    We're just messing with you. There are a few individual poker groups that are out there, however I would suggest that you start with just posting here for a while.
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    Sticky???
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    Quote Originally Posted by bode
    periods and commas please
    cuz that would make it a good idea?
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    OMG im scared to ask what u got the strike for Spoon.

    But im asking anyway??????????
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    Default Re: joining a poker team please read!!!

    Quote Originally Posted by smithy2234
    Hello fellow poker players i am looking to start something like a poker team where we can all get togheter online in our own forums and improve out poker game toghether also anybody who like to improve there game please have your own bankroll so that we can improve on a online poker site ofour choosing if anybodies interested please post on here and tell me a little about yourself (your poker self) like what sites you play on, what stakes, do you enjoy multi tab tourneys or sit n goes more than cash games etc. cheers guys hope to be hearing from you very soon.
    I imagine a bot would talk like this, with a Speak N Spell style-accent.

    In before lock?
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    smithy, i got bad news for ya:

    poker is not a team sport.

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    Quote Originally Posted by wesrman
    OMG im scared to ask what u got the strike for Spoon.

    But im asking anyway??????????
    he posted a picture of his asshole, or someones asshole.

    tbh im kind of surprised he got it for that. i mean people post links to some pretty sick shit. like that one forum page that rippy posts on where theres like 5 enormous pics of some black chick with a 2 foot dick.
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    what the hell you guys are mental i spelt our wrong lol 'quote' and improve out poker game toghether 'end quote' lol and bad idea it would be more of us players just improving our game i didnt mean in any kind of forums only at the poker table talk about hands and play in tourneys toghether. if ya kno what i mean .


    if i spelt anything wrong jut tlel me cheers lol
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    Quote Originally Posted by will641
    Quote Originally Posted by wesrman
    OMG im scared to ask what u got the strike for Spoon.

    But im asking anyway??????????
    he posted a picture of his asshole, or someones asshole.

    tbh im kind of surprised he got it for that. i mean people post links to some pretty sick shit. like that one forum page that rippy posts on where theres like 5 enormous pics of some black chick with a 2 foot dick.
    rippy got banned though...
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    Quote Originally Posted by a500lbgorilla
    Quote Originally Posted by will641
    Quote Originally Posted by wesrman
    OMG im scared to ask what u got the strike for Spoon.

    But im asking anyway??????????
    he posted a picture of his asshole, or someones asshole.

    tbh im kind of surprised he got it for that. i mean people post links to some pretty sick shit. like that one forum page that rippy posts on where theres like 5 enormous pics of some black chick with a 2 foot dick.
    rippy got banned though...
    He meant recently someone posted a link to a rippy post on another forum and it had a tranny sucking its own cock.
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    Quote Originally Posted by smithy2234
    what the hell you guys are mental i spelt our wrong lol 'quote' and improve out poker game toghether 'end quote' lol and bad idea it would be more of us players just improving our game i didnt mean in any kind of forums only at the poker table talk about hands and play in tourneys toghether. if ya kno what i mean .


    if i spelt anything wrong jut tlel me cheers lol
    ><D
    wat u r funny lol nh great idea clearly leveling i hope can you read omg run on sentence wheeee
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    test

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    can i join your team without any money?

    sorry no bankroll


    is this a pyramid scheme?
    if so i'm in
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    Quote Originally Posted by smithy2234
    what the hell you guys are mental i spelt our wrong lol 'quote' and improve out poker game toghether 'end quote' lol and bad idea it would be more of us players just improving our game i didnt mean in any kind of forums only at the poker table talk about hands and play in tourneys toghether. if ya kno what i mean .
    Paging BigRed, I feel he would be very interested. If you know what I mean.
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    children should not be allowed to play poker.







    or post on the internets....






    sheesh
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    Never bet on a white man in the heavyweight division
    rocky marciano lol
    also if you like boxing check youtube muhammed ali vs rocky marciano its such a pile of shite
    post back and dont ask dumb questions like i reckon ali should have won lmao
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    Ban.
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    If I join can I stake other ppl and make a poker "army" ???
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    This is one of the funniest 1st posts on a poker internet forum ever. Reminds me of that "how do you get that backwards d" post.
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    If a bunch of poker players got together on the Internet got together and discussed strategy, that would be even worse that the shitty colluders talking over the phone telling each other cards. Learn yourself
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    Edit: post deleted by jym

    You may want to not talk about staking on FTR. Read the forum rules before posting again.
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    Quote Originally Posted by silu73
    This is one of the funniest 1st posts on a poker internet forum ever. Reminds me of that "how do you get that backwards d" post.
    I never figured out the backwards d
    LOL OPERATIONS
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    Let's increase our synergy by streamlining our poker abilities enabling a best-practice approach for the most value added.
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    anybody on here want to set up a heads up tourney
    post some ideas.,/
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    Quote Originally Posted by smithy2234
    anybody on here want smithy2234 to go away and never come back???
    FYP.
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    bbs darnell in the house where u reppin u little pimpshit
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    Quote Originally Posted by bigred
    Let's increase our synergy by streamlining our poker abilities enabling a best-practice approach for the most value added.
    If we take proactive approach we can play a positive role in incentivizing the FTR membership and build a high-performance poker culture in agreeance with this concept. Cascading this idea will require evangelizing from upper management in order to get buy-in. Going forward, I propose our first step be to establish a consultative committee to work the problem and establish parameters.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Warpe
    Quote Originally Posted by bigred
    Let's increase our synergy by streamlining our poker abilities enabling a best-practice approach for the most value added.
    If we take proactive approach we can play a positive role in incentivizing the FTR membership and build a high-performance poker culture in agreeance with this concept. Cascading this idea will require evangelizing from upper management in order to get buy-in. Going forward, I propose our first step be to establish a consultative committee to work the problem and establish parameters.
    YEA!!!!! What he said.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Warpe
    Quote Originally Posted by bigred
    Let's increase our synergy by streamlining our poker abilities enabling a best-practice approach for the most value added.
    If we take proactive approach we can play a positive role in incentivizing the FTR membership and build a high-performance poker culture in agreeance with this concept. Cascading this idea will require evangelizing from upper management in order to get buy-in. Going forward, I propose our first step be to establish a consultative committee to work the problem and establish parameters.
    The consultive committee must be made up of uninterested parties with established connection to the gambling community. They must visit other committee headquarters to study their mode of operation and intergration into the overall poker counterculture, rationalizing their performance enhancement. Once capitalization is completed, the technical group will advise how to install the engineered dongle to the communications devices.

    Wait... wat?
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    hell yeah
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    Quote Originally Posted by Warpe
    Quote Originally Posted by bigred
    Let's increase our synergy by streamlining our poker abilities enabling a best-practice approach for the most value added.
    If we take proactive approach we can play a positive role in incentivizing the FTR membership and build a high-performance poker culture in agreeance with this concept. Cascading this idea will require evangelizing from upper management in order to get buy-in. Going forward, I propose our first step be to establish a consultative committee to work the problem and establish parameters.
    You forgot to use the word "leverage" at least twice in that paragraph. you fail corporate-speak.
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    Needs more vis-à-vis.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Monty3038
    Quote Originally Posted by Warpe
    Quote Originally Posted by bigred
    Let's increase our synergy by streamlining our poker abilities enabling a best-practice approach for the most value added.
    If we take proactive approach we can play a positive role in incentivizing the FTR membership and build a high-performance poker culture in agreeance with this concept. Cascading this idea will require evangelizing from upper management in order to get buy-in. Going forward, I propose our first step be to establish a consultative committee to work the problem and establish parameters.
    The consultive committee must be made up of uninterested parties with established connection to the gambling community. They must visit other committee headquarters to study their mode of operation and intergration into the overall poker counterculture, rationalizing their performance enhancement. Once capitalization is completed, the technical group will advise how to install the engineered dongle to the communications devices.

    Wait... wat?
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    Parking lot issue?
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    Quote Originally Posted by smithy2234
    bbs darnell in the house where u reppin u little pimpshit
    the fuck is this??? my brains hurt....

    i like the shotgun idea, its so straightforward how can it fail?
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    Quote Originally Posted by JKDS
    Quote Originally Posted by smithy2234
    bbs darnell in the house where u reppin u little pimpshit
    the fuck is this??? my brains hurt....

    i like the shotgun idea, its so straightforward how can it fail?
    That was his response to me asking him to leave and never come back.

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