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  1. 08-11-2008 11:43 AM #1
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    Default the death clock

    http://www.deathclock.com/?source=Fi...&key=TopBanner

    mines sept 4 2041

    whens your time up??

    thats on normal.

    i put in in sadistic, and it said i was dead sept 2000,and my time was up & to have a nice day..

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  2. 08-11-2008 12:15 PM #2
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    BMI is bullshit by the way, it wasn't really even designed for what everyone uses it for these days, and is not really applicable to most body types.
    Quote Originally Posted by mrhappy333
    I didn't think its Bold to bang some chick with my bro. but i guess so... thats +EV in my book.
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  3. 08-11-2008 12:25 PM #3
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  4. 08-11-2008 12:27 PM #4
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  5. 08-11-2008 12:51 PM #5
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    Quote Originally Posted by ProZachNation
    BMI is bullshit by the way, it wasn't really even designed for what everyone uses it for these days, and is not really applicable to most body types.
    This is true. Body COMPOSITION is what matters. You can't compare a muscular 6'0 200lb athlete to a fat 6'0 200lb couch potatoe.

    Also, I like how the fact that switching from 'optimistic' to 'sadistic' takes a whopping 54 years off my life. Seems reasonable.
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  6. 08-11-2008 12:53 PM #6
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    Quote Originally Posted by Lukie
    Quote Originally Posted by ProZachNation
    BMI is bullshit by the way, it wasn't really even designed for what everyone uses it for these days, and is not really applicable to most body types.
    This is true. Body COMPOSITION is what matters. You can't compare a muscular 6'0 200lb athlete to a fat 6'0 200lb couch potatoe.

    Also, I like how the fact that switching from 'optimistic' to 'sadistic' takes a whopping 54 years off my life. Seems reasonable.
    Its just for fun guys, relax.
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  7. 08-11-2008 12:56 PM #7
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    Quote Originally Posted by Warpe
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    Yayyyy! I die on New Years! I'm getting soooo tanked.
    LOL, im coming to that party.
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  10. 08-11-2008 01:18 PM #10
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    december 1st 2063! i gots plenty of living yet to do.
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    why did it ask for my email and poker passwords?

    rigged
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    Quote Originally Posted by flomo
    why did it ask for my email and poker passwords?

    rigged
    Just type it in. I did and nothing bad happened to me.
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    Quote Originally Posted by sil693
    october 26th 2075

    hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

    asfuckingif.
    i dont know why your laughing, well have had a nuclear holocaust by then!
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    If you just keep hitting "Check Your Death Clock" w/o changing any info it changes your death date... totally inaccurate

    Thread fails
    Quote Originally Posted by mrhappy333
    I didn't think its Bold to bang some chick with my bro. but i guess so... thats +EV in my book.
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  18. 08-11-2008 04:59 PM #18
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    Quote Originally Posted by ProZachNation
    If you just keep hitting "Check Your Death Clock" w/o changing any info it changes your death date... totally inaccurate

    Thread fails
    You fail for overthinking something that obviously wasnt science in the first place.

    Let us have our fun please.
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    Quote Originally Posted by wesrman
    Quote Originally Posted by ProZachNation
    If you just keep hitting "Check Your Death Clock" w/o changing any info it changes your death date... totally inaccurate

    Thread fails
    You fail for overthinking something that obviously wasnt science in the first place.

    Let us have our fun please.
    FUCK YOUR FUN
    Quote Originally Posted by mrhappy333
    I didn't think its Bold to bang some chick with my bro. but i guess so... thats +EV in my book.
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    Quote Originally Posted by ProZachNation

    FUCK YOUR FUN
    Prozach needs a prozach imo...lol.
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    Quote Originally Posted by wesrman
    Quote Originally Posted by ProZachNation

    FUCK YOUR FUN
    Prozach needs a prozach imo...lol.
    No I may need a new tire/tires so I am pissy
    Quote Originally Posted by mrhappy333
    I didn't think its Bold to bang some chick with my bro. but i guess so... thats +EV in my book.
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    turn the river gets the death cock
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    Quote Originally Posted by flomo
    turn the river gets the death cock
    LOL.
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  27. 08-12-2008 02:43 PM #27
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    there is no way im doing this, i dont wanna know when im gonna die!
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