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    now, how did you do that?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Jack Sawyer
    now, how did you do that?
    $5 to whoever guesses in the most detail how this happened
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    himself fucker.
    I think you broke it
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    it still works, i just can't see anything!
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    you sat on it in a tilting rage because your pocket 8's got cracked.
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    You went Elvis Presley on it (shot it with a handgun in a drunken rage)
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    headbutt
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    You shot it
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    Quote Originally Posted by Xianti
    headbutt
    i'm not zangief you know
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    Someone let go of a Wii Controller

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    feedback loop with a cam
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    You shut the laptop on something small
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    stabbed it with a pen
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    you used it as a shield from an oncoming projectile/blunt object
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    you stepped on it thinking the laptop would be sturdy, forgetting about the screen
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    you were jerking offf to porn and your mom came in the room, you panicked
    Quote Originally Posted by spoonitnow
    You shut the laptop on something small

    or you are johnny wad and blasted the screen something awful
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    somebody queue up the mspaint of the guy with QQ about to blow apart when he loses to 23 on a Jxx23 board

    that is my submission
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    nah i assure u its really broken
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    Your fat cat knocked it over
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    You sneezed, dislodging a hardened piece of nasal mucus which flew from your nose at high velocity, impacted the screen, and cracked it.
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    Quote Originally Posted by swiggidy
    Your fat cat knocked it over
    Ha... I noticed that this actually says "cat" only on this second reading.
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    spenda sucked out on you
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    you had the mouse on top of it when you decided to close it


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    it's a cool screen saver
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    So how exactly did you manage to play in the Gauntlet last night? (EDIT: NVM, I see the second monitor in the BG...)

    I vote also that you closed the lid on your mouse, thus cracking the screen.
    Hey knucklehead! Bonk!
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    wtf is showing on your tv?

    also, pics of the new place or ban
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    I'm not sure how the screen broke but I'd imagine Tool was playing at the time.
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    Quote Originally Posted by bigspenda73
    wtf is showing on your tv?

    also, pics of the new place or ban

    thats a wallpaper i edited a while back with gus hansen, phil hellmuth and david williams
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    Cogito ergo sum

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    you lost with quads under quads on a non-bbj table

    or you were using the FTR money clip to open a beer and the cap smashed into it
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    your girl friend threw a dildo at you cuz youve "been spending too much time playing that silly game?"
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    you were playing catch with knives and dodged
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    ok you all lose, i punched my screen
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    Quote Originally Posted by Jack Sawyer
    Quote Originally Posted by bigspenda73
    wtf is showing on your tv?

    also, pics of the new place or ban

    thats a wallpaper i edited a while back with gus hansen, phil hellmuth and david williams
    ya that wallpaper is ballin!
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    Quote Originally Posted by givememyleg
    ok you all lose, i punched my screen
    Are we fucking retarded? How does no one say this.....
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    you punched your screen after losing a HU $5 SNG by getting ur AK cracked allin pre by A5 while playin a home game with da bros after drinking a little
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    Quote Originally Posted by givememyleg
    ok you all lose, i punched my screen
    here's the full story:

    home game at my friends place and havin' a few drinks. i convince the table to allow rebuys for the first hour because i'm buzzin' and want to gamble. three rebuys in, the rebuy period is over and i have a poopie stack. i eventually get it in A9 < QQ and bust and am upset that i'm out and can't play pokers anymore. i open my laptop and fire up some $22 hu sngs. we were over-reacting and railing me as i was pwning donks, just having a good time. i was caught up in the moment and got it in AK v A5. NO FIVE ONE TIME LEE JONES etc, pretending it was like the sunday million or something. BOOM HEADSHOT FIVE ON RIVER. the crowd explodes and i punch my screen, not too hard, but hard enough to ruin the damn thing.

    oops.
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    Quote Originally Posted by freechus9
    you punched your screen after losing a HU $5 SNG by getting ur AK cracked allin pre by A5 while playin a home game with da bros after drinking a little
    lol such a cheat
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    Quote Originally Posted by bigspenda73
    wtf is showing on your tv?

    also, pics of the new place or ban
    ok ya i'll get pics soon
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    Yeah, but Tool was playing, right? I get $2.50?
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    Quote Originally Posted by BennyLaRue
    Yeah, but Tool was playing, right? I get $2.50?
    shit you get $2.50 just for your avatar
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    omg nobody picked punched. buncha nancies

    ive punched my old behemoth monitor twice, very hard and very well, broke my knuckles both times and left big gouge in wall where monitor flew backwards.

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