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 Pretty funny story
So my neighbor is this total drunk guy that bought his house with lottery winnings(won like 600k after taxes). He has passed out in his car, front yard, back of my truck, all sorts of places. So last friday night he is driving up drunk at 2 in the morning or so and pulls in the drive way and keeps going and slams right through the garage door. I was outside with my brother and we laughed for about 30 minutes and wanted to get pictures but we thought he would get pissed off and all that so we didnt do it. Fast forward to last night. He paid 12o0 bucks or so for a new garage door during the week and was bitching about how much it cost him while hanging out with us in our front yard. He goes inside, and his daughter (15 or 16, doesnt drive or have a license) and her friend are outside just kinda spying on us and doing and saying stupid stuff to look and act cool. The daughter gets in his car parked in the middle of the drive way, starts it, and my brother yells "your not going drive that thing are you". She yells "NO" and proceeds to drive it RIGHT INTO THE BRAND NEW GARAGE DOOR. It basically put a car sized giant crumpled dent in the door. He comes outside cussing her out in broken english/spanish and they go inside. Today i wake up, go outside to get the paper, and he has a hammer and is trying to bang out the smashed door. LOLOLOLOLOLOL
cliffnotes: drunk neighbor drives completely though his garage door, gets it replaced, and his underage daughter smashes it again a week later trying to act cool.
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Originally Posted by bigred
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