{to euph on aim}
xojessahhox: actually get this
xojessahhox: my parents were baptized as jehovah's witnesses
xojessahhox: which you have to take a test for and all this shit
xojessahhox: so like
xojessahhox: if you do something bad
xojessahhox: the congregation shuns you for x amount of weeks or months
xojessahhox: and at the time my mom smoked
xojessahhox: and they shunned her
xojessahhox: but like
xojessahhox: other people smoked, like right after service in the parking lot in front of everybody and didn't get shit
xojessahhox: and i think it's because i was a little bastard
xojessahhox: now
xojessahhox: my parents quit after that incident
xojessahhox: so you could assume that there's a good chance me being a little bastard saved me from being a jesus freak
xojessahhox: ...
xojessahhox: ok that was a random outburst
xojessahhox: i should post that on ftr
Edit: This is true, btw.