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  1. #1

    Default Greetings

    Hi y'all.

    As a new member here, I just wanted to say hello and introduce myself. I've been playing NL for about six months or so online, starting out with play money games on PokerStars and then finally progressing to real money a few months ago. I play mostly on PartyPoker now, although I've tried PokerStars, UltimateBet and Paradise for real money as well.

    I'm starting to get good enough that the money flow is mostly coming the other way now, for the most part (I still get spanked for dumbass plays occasionally). I play 25NL, though I have ventured into 50NL once in a while. Regardless, I know I still have a lot to learn (a lifetime's worth), and I'm staying out of rooms I don't belong in.

    I think this site is excellent. I'm looking forward to chatting with some of you in the near future.

    yours in poker,
    Warpe
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    Welcome to the wall to wall insanity

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    Quote Originally Posted by a500lbgorilla
    Welcome to the wall to wall insanity

    -'rilla
    Excuse our gorilla friend - his brain-function-capabilities are no more than that of a six year old on acid.
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    psssst.

    boobs.

    pass it on...

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    We play Naked Twister every Thursday night at 9pm.



    Remember that.


  8. #8
    This is a good site doyouseewhy?




    meh it had to be done
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    Yes, it had to be done.

    Do you see why?
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    boobies.
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    Quote Originally Posted by vqchuang
    boobies.
    >3

    this is my favourite part of the post
    it looks like angry boobs
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    someone said boobies but I see none, wtf?
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  13. #13

    Default Gotta like it...

    ...a poker site AND a soft porn site! I love it...
  14. #14

    Default Re: Gotta like it...

    Quote Originally Posted by Warpe
    ...a poker site AND a soft porn site! I love it...
    Trust me - you don't want to see vqc topless.
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    speaking of pr0n...

    'rilla please stop PM'ing those nude photos of yourself. It was just a one night stand...I dont really LOVE you...im sorry your just not my soul mate....
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    But! No one says no to the bath-tub pix!!

    P.S. the awesome ass avatar might be a little TOO naked since I think the turn off avatars mod is down currently.

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    No avatars still working for me, no sigs also.
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    cant stop staring.... musssttt stoooppppp
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    **Snickers to self** ........ He said "boobies"

    Nice posterior; no junk in that trunk. A debonair deriere. ....... Ok, I'll stop now.
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    Welcome to FTR, Warpe.

    Thankyou kindly for the avatar.
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    I have enough money to last me the rest of my life, unless I buy something.
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    Quote Originally Posted by ilikeaces86
    I have enough money to last me the rest of my life, unless I buy something.

    Will you buy me something?
  23. #23
    Quote Originally Posted by a500lbgorilla
    psssst.

    boobs.

    pass it on...

    -'rilla
    http://mirrored.flabber.nl/boob.cursor/ciagnijcycka.swf
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    Quote Originally Posted by Warpe
    Quote Originally Posted by a500lbgorilla
    psssst.

    boobs.

    pass it on...

    -'rilla
    http://mirrored.flabber.nl/boob.cursor/ciagnijcycka.swf
    I like you.

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    Does this upgrade me to a (nice) pair?
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    Welcome to the boards Warpe
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    Quote Originally Posted by Muxy
    Welcome to the boards Warpe
    Thanks Muxy. Really enjoying this site. Smart players, good insights, and, of course, boobies. Couldn't ask for better.
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    1 year at FTR. GG me.
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    You're a little premature on that celebration my friend. You sit back down in your easy chair and wait your turn.


    Quote Originally Posted by sauce123
    I don't get why you insist on stacking off with like jack high all the time.
  30. #30
    Quote Originally Posted by Warpe
    Joined: 15 Sep 2005
    No more math for you.
    gabe: Ive dropped almost 100k in the past 35 days.

    bigspenda73: But how much did you win?
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    hey im a day younger than you in FTR years.
    gabe: Ive dropped almost 100k in the past 35 days.

    bigspenda73: But how much did you win?
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    Pffft, I've been killed SO many times and you don't see me quitting FTR because of it.


    Quote Originally Posted by sauce123
    I don't get why you insist on stacking off with like jack high all the time.
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    My two year anniversary is ocming up. Damn youngins.
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    Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
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    quality bump
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  39. #39
    Quote Originally Posted by swiggidy
    This rocks
    still rocks
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