wash yo ass - nsfw?

[Reidak]

I can see this thread, if it delivers, probably becoming nsfw at some point.

Anyways, the scenario was me and some guys from my university were exchanging stories before a lecture starts. The theme was sex horror stories. Buddy tells us about how 'he knew a guy' that went down on a girl, and apparently her bum was, well, pretty nasty. Apparently she didnt wash it too well.

So a guy singles himself out by saying "wait, so you guys actually put your hand in your ass and wash it?" We all look at him. I started laughing first.

I never knew there were people who didnt wash their asses. I thought everyone knew that it was necessary to get in there with some soap and friction and clean that badboy out. So Im suggesting, possibly for my masters thesis; who here at ftr doesnt wash their ass? And why not?

And why do all my posts relate to something below the belt?

And I really want to hear from spoon on this one.

[DaNutsInYoEye]

I'm pretty anal about having a clean ass. When I take a shit and I'm at home I almost always take a shower afterwards.

[Zee Devee]

I guess I'm not as clean as Dnuts, but I scrub it out whenever I shower- its part of the routine. I just don't make a special trip just for it.

Unless I eat some nasty stuff so I have like explosive diarreha or something and I just feel horrible.

[bigred]

Fnord?

[boost]

I'm pretty anal about having a clean ass. When I take a shit and I'm at home I almost always take a shower afterwards.

everytime? Do you have it setup where you take your daily poo when you wake up then hop in the shower?

Baby wipes/damp toilet paper ftw!


p.s. jishu I love your posts, they always make me laugh.

[Reidak]

thanks boost

[bode]

I'm pretty anal about having a clean ass. When I take a shit and I'm at home I almost always take a shower afterwards.

qft. i usually drop a duece in the morning when i wake up so i can shower afterwards.

[flomo]

Fnord?

[givememyleg]

i use toilet paper

[Reidak]

i use toilet paper

wash yo ass

[EasyT]

Baby wipes if there's any question or issue. And no, I don't have kids.

[bigspenda73]

i use toilet paper

wash yo ass

Did you know white people don't use washcloths? Pubic hair all over the soap, what happens when I wanna warsh my face, or my feets?

[Reidak]

pubic hair - solved
facewash - use facewash
feet - well, i dont have a problem with feet

[spoonitnow]

I guess I'm not as clean as Dnuts, but I scrub it out whenever I shower- its part of the routine. I just don't make a special trip just for it.

Unless I eat some nasty stuff so I have like explosive diarreha or something and I just feel horrible.

[mrhappy333]

I'm pretty anal about having a clean ass. When I take a shit and I'm at home I almost always take a shower afterwards.

qft. i usually drop a duece in the morning when i wake up so i can shower afterwards.

same here, if not Itry to grab some moist wipes or wet papertowels.

[givememyleg]

wash this ass

umm, very very nsfw

there jish, happy?

[Fnord]

Fnord?

Standard.

Ni Han.

[boost]

pubic hair - solved

all? thats a little extreme...

[bigspenda73]

i use toilet paper

wash yo ass

Did you know white people don't use washcloths? Pubic hair all over the soap, what happens when I wanna warsh my face, or my feets?

so this was from Chappelle show but not even Renton caught it, wtf?

[Reidak]

pubic hair - solved

all? thats a little extreme...

I forgot the hidden forest. GG.