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  1. 08-06-2008 12:18 PM #1
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    Default Carpe Diem

    The latin phrase Carpe Diem means "live the day." Often used to inspire people to take more advantage of their lives and their time on earth. This phrase has always pissed me off, because it made me wonder:

    What if you actually lived every day as if it really were your last?

    Not some bullshit about how you'd climb that mountain you've always wanted to climb or how you'd smell some flowers: What would you ACTUALLY, HONESTLY DO? I have no idea what I'd do, but I think it'd be something like this:

    -Get up in the morning and just pee on the floor, why use the toilet, the smell won't matter tommorow
    -Cram all kinds of various foods in my mouth
    -Throw my dishes around the house
    -Drive like a maniac

    The possibilities are endless. If you literally had only one day left to live, what would you do?
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    Went to high school in the burg and I think 90% of my mom's family is/were employed at Tech. Grew up on that shit, son!
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    carpe diem motherfucker


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    You know that shit you do in GTA IV when you aren't on missions, you see a tempting intersection full of cars and pedestrians, and you just hit up Little Jacob for some fresh armor and AK rounds? That.
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    I thought it was seize the day ???
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    Quote Originally Posted by wesrman
    I thought it was seize the day ???
    tomayto...tomahto
    technically translates as, "pluck" the day


    Quote Originally Posted by kmind
    VCU>VTech
    Well since VCU doooes have one of the best engineering departments in the country I guess you got me there. Nevermind that's Tech

    You're football team has been to 15 consecutive bowl games and produced NFL record breaking players, I guess you got me there too. Woah! Wait, that's VT again! VCU doesn't even have a football team

    The one thing you have I guess is being ranked 56th in American universities. Hmmmm. Goddamn, that's us too!

    This nonsensical rambling of yours holds no water
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    VCU bball > VTech bball

    but yeah my pokerstars sn has everything to do with this thread (oh noes! his name isn't really todd anderson?!)
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    you guys are alllll ufcking gay

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    -Get up in the morning and just pee on the floor, why use the toilet, the smell won't matter tommorow
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    Quote Originally Posted by wufwugy
    you guys are alllll ufcking gay

    whores whores more whores is the correct answer
    Would you have the courtesy to wear a condom to protect them from the bucketloads of bacteria growing on your dickcheese, or would you be selfish and share your conditions with hundreds of other men?
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