08-07-2008 11:09 AM
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Skills I'm convinced I have when drinking | |
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08-07-2008 11:33 AM
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I can see date rapists from around the world flocking to learn that shit...lol. | |
08-07-2008 12:14 PM
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I thought this was going to be a list. I'll start: | |
08-07-2008 12:20 PM
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-driving! | |
08-07-2008 12:22 PM
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given enough alcohol, apparently I become invisible. | |
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08-07-2008 12:31 PM
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-getting laid | |
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08-07-2008 12:39 PM
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telling good stories | |
08-07-2008 12:58 PM
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-pool. i suck otherwise | |
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08-07-2008 01:11 PM
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i made the greatest pool shot of my life drunk. my friend gave me 100:1 on $10 that i wouldnt make a shot. its difficult to explain the shot. i guess a full length table cut shot. wasnt easy, but it wasnt overly tough. anyways, im almost positive i never wouldve made it sober. | |
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08-07-2008 01:50 PM
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being funny | |
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08-07-2008 02:10 PM
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I don't get it, you try to knock people out like that when you're drunk? | |
08-07-2008 02:18 PM
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The title of this thread is a | |
08-07-2008 02:25 PM
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08-07-2008 02:27 PM
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-soul reading | |
08-07-2008 02:27 PM
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Sup swede, long time to speak. | |
08-07-2008 02:47 PM
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Yeah, been a while | |
08-07-2008 02:48 PM
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I improve at losing my judgment and motor control. Does that count? | |
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08-07-2008 03:09 PM
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08-07-2008 04:14 PM
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I will not be your assistant. | |
08-07-2008 04:32 PM
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Humor? | |
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08-07-2008 04:34 PM
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08-07-2008 04:37 PM
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08-07-2008 04:38 PM
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I can open a beer bottle 563453597 different ways. None successful. | |
08-07-2008 04:57 PM
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08-07-2008 05:01 PM
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08-07-2008 05:01 PM
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title is flawless, you need to get your eyes check wserboy! | |
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08-07-2008 05:02 PM
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08-07-2008 05:04 PM
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later wser-post-op-tranny | |
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08-07-2008 05:05 PM
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08-07-2008 05:07 PM
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i have no more fun plays on your name, but you're basically a 310 lb butch lesbo who likes to dress up as Darth Vader for the annual Star Wars convention. | |
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08-07-2008 05:16 PM
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rilla, the cream filla, the fat chick thrilla, the paki killa...etc. | |
08-07-2008 05:21 PM
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those all seem kinda cool to me. | |
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08-07-2008 05:42 PM
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08-07-2008 06:28 PM
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singing. | |
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08-07-2008 08:04 PM
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stealing.....actually i am better when im drunk. i once walked out of a bar with 2 pitchers of beer. had a couple of friends distract the guy watching the door and straight walked out. | |
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08-07-2008 08:08 PM
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walked out of the bar... into the street with 2 pitchers of beer? That's so awesome I wish I was there. Just imagine how fast those pitchers dissappered. | |
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08-08-2008 08:37 AM
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08-08-2008 12:33 PM
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I can relate to frost in the robbing stuff whilst wrecked regard. when i was in spain earlier this year my friend and I were chatting to the polish bar guy in a big nightclub and once he turned his back i just spontaneously grabbed the almost full bottle of southern comfort behind the bar and strolled off with it. we then proceeded to walk out of the club chugging it as we went, sharing our good fortune with any other drunks on the street at that time, as we were in a generous mood | |
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08-08-2008 05:22 PM
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-cool | |
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08-08-2008 07:26 PM
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I seem to think I can tell one of my lady friends that she's a slut in a nice, objective way, and then have an intelligent conversation about it. | |
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08-08-2008 10:56 PM
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-used to think I was a good driver | |
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08-09-2008 05:17 PM
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08-09-2008 05:19 PM
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immune to traffic |