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meeloche
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09-18-2008, 01:50 AM
Post subject: Are you a Donkey?
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Join Date: Feb 2007
Posts: 2,131
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http://www.donkeytest.com/index.html
Alright I'll start off the e-dick measuring contest, I scored 120. I expect to be beaten very quickly though...
FTR's number to beat is Sauce's 132
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Alexos
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4-of-a-Kind
Join Date: Aug 2006
Location: Montreal
Posts: 2,766
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136
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Nine to five is how to survive - I ain't trying to survive / I'm trying to live it to the limit and love it a lot //
Can offer RB deals on most sites, PM me.
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Alexos
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4-of-a-Kind
Join Date: Aug 2006
Location: Montreal
Posts: 2,766
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sauce i challenge you to 300/600 nl u donkey
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Nine to five is how to survive - I ain't trying to survive / I'm trying to live it to the limit and love it a lot //
Can offer RB deals on most sites, PM me.
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Kbryce23
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Straight
Join Date: Jul 2008
Location: Michigan
Posts: 152
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just about...109
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thizzSantaCruz
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Full House
Join Date: Oct 2006
Location: Santa Cruz
Posts: 894
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116, im a donkey
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Flopping quads and boats like its my job
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Andypandy
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Straight
Join Date: Feb 2007
Location: Middle of Norway
Posts: 154
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Your PokerIQ is: 121
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Larsmars: "I folded Aces today, I can't remember last time I did it, it must have been like half a year ago."
Andypandy: "Preflop??"
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jimmy44
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Full House
Join Date: Jul 2006
Location: Place where I can spew
Posts: 1,391
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Meh, still need a lot of improvement!
116
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The_OG_Rocco
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No, I am an Octopus!
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dalecooper
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4-of-a-Kind
Join Date: Sep 2004
Posts: 3,107
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120. Meh.
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Pelion
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4-of-a-Kind
Join Date: Sep 2005
Posts: 3,206
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123
im rusty 
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gabe: Ive dropped almost 100k in the past 35 days.
bigspenda73: But how much did you win?
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yourfather
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Full House
Join Date: Jan 2008
Location: In your fridge
Posts: 603
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118
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Deanglow
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Moderator
Join Date: Feb 2007
Location: lol
Posts: 2,443
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124 but the donktest itself is kind of donkish
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will641
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4-of-a-Kind
Join Date: Aug 2007
Location: getting my swell on
Posts: 1,610
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i havent taken it in months, but i got a 120 then. i think this test has a standard deviation of 15, iirc.
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Cash Rules Everything Around Me.
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d0zer
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Moderator
Join Date: Jul 2007
Posts: 2,529
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117
110 - 119 Low Stakes Winner (Wins at 100 NL and lower)
OMG how did it know?
....how did everyone answer the rounders question? I say shooooove 
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griffey24
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Straight Flush
Join Date: Sep 2006
Location: Toronto'ish
Posts: 4,611
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133 shippppppp
I will also play Sauce 300/600 HU
I also challenge alexos to HU for the fun of it
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TwoKicker
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Straight
Join Date: Mar 2007
Location: The U of K
Posts: 219
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99
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TwoKicker
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Straight
Join Date: Mar 2007
Location: The U of K
Posts: 219
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who wants to post answers?
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d0zer
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Moderator
Join Date: Jul 2007
Posts: 2,529
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Quote:
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Originally Posted by TwoKicker
who wants to post answers?
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I was thinking as I was answering them, that it'd be valuable (for us donks) for one of the good players here to go through their thought processes while answering each question. ...or at least a selection of the more tricky ones.
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L_Clan_Sup3rMaN
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Full House
Join Date: Jun 2007
Posts: 834
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118.....rofl at the rounders question.
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L_Clan_Sup3rMaN
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Full House
Join Date: Jun 2007
Posts: 834
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Quote:
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Originally Posted by d0zer
Quote:
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Originally Posted by TwoKicker
who wants to post answers?
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I was thinking as I was answering them, that it'd be valuable (for us donks) for one of the good players here to go through their thought processes while answering each question. ...or at least a selection of the more tricky ones. |
+1.... i agree
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wufwugy
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4-of-a-Kind
Join Date: May 2006
Posts: 1,660
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got halfway through but good god i just cant finish it
most of the answers are on a curve, so to speak, and the curve isnt exact, so yea....
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meeloche
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Join Date: Feb 2007
Posts: 2,131
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So I'm apparently a big tourney donk. I scored 88 on that section. lol
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ihategnomes
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Full House
Join Date: Aug 2004
Location: Louisiana
Posts: 1,225
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127.
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Field mice are fast, but owls can see in the dark.
<Bbickes> i still wanna know if the thing in your avatar is a real chick or not
<Bbickes> or am i e-crushing a dude
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I outleveled myself and got 103 on the test
not how I would play in a game
I did ridiculous shit like folding in spots where I had odds to call because the test said the opp is "very passive post-flop"
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noble007
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Flush
Join Date: Jun 2006
Location: London
Posts: 531
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Just took it, 132 yay.
(I took it a little over a year ago when it first came out and got 116 though.)
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Currently thinking of a new quote/signature... Some sort of prayer to the Poker gods for enlightment etc..
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nutsinho
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4-of-a-Kind
Join Date: Sep 2005
Location: flattin ur 4bets, makin u tilt
Posts: 3,280
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i just took the whole test and then it wouldnt give me my score b/c there's already an account for my email address. apparently i got a 128 back in the day
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My bankroll is the amount of money I would spend or lose before I got a job. It is calculated by adding my net worth to whatever I can borrow.
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JinxT4
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Flush
Join Date: Feb 2007
Posts: 265
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Quote:
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Originally Posted by TwoKicker
who wants to post answers?
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9th from last post (by JPajamas) in this thread:
http://archives1.twoplustwo.com/show...fpart=all&vc=1
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[04:18] <+Bbickes> do u has teh agoraphobia?
[04:18] <+fat> im agressive yes
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noble007
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Flush
Join Date: Jun 2006
Location: London
Posts: 531
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"i just took the whole test and then it wouldnt give me my score b/c there's already an account for my email address"
Thought they might do that so I sent it to an alternate email address + username just in case. +1 for my regular IQ 
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Currently thinking of a new quote/signature... Some sort of prayer to the Poker gods for enlightment etc..
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TwoKicker
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Straight
Join Date: Mar 2007
Location: The U of K
Posts: 219
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Quote:
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Originally Posted by JinxT4
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This link is dead
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ihategnomes
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Full House
Join Date: Aug 2004
Location: Louisiana
Posts: 1,225
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Quote:
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Originally Posted by TwoKicker
Quote:
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Originally Posted by JinxT4
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This link is dead |
We must have different interwebz
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Field mice are fast, but owls can see in the dark.
<Bbickes> i still wanna know if the thing in your avatar is a real chick or not
<Bbickes> or am i e-crushing a dude
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