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Genitruc
Old 02-26-2007, 09:17 PM     Post subject: Post Your Grossest Spots #1 (permalink)  
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 Not so we can have detailed detailed discussions about each hand, just for fun so we can laugh at how sick poker can be sometimes. Feel free to post results if you want. For kicks I suggest waiting a little while then editing your post with results.

Reposts are welcome, I'll start with this one :

Villain seems very good, we are sitting at a table with 4 donks taking turns pillaging. Raising doesn't enter my mind at any point... I have called him down extremely light a few times and I'm 3/3 so far... He hasn't won a pot vs me yet. This being said, he likes being the aggressor and probably knows I'm the person at the table the least likely to give him (of all people) a big gift...

Seat 1 is the button
Total number of players : 6
Seat 4: pistolboy236 ( $227.15 )
Seat 5: karelen ( $633.15 )
Seat 1: HERO ( $780.40 )
Seat 3: potato_onion ( $201 )
Seat 6: john88881111 ( $280.50 )
Seat 2: Seszion ( $198 )
Seszion posts small blind [$1].
potato_onion posts big blind [$2].

** Dealing down cards **
Dealt to HERO [ Ac 8c ]
pistolboy236 folds.
karelen raises [$8]
john88881111 folds.
HERO calls [$8]
Seszion calls [$7]
potato_onion folds.

** Dealing Flop ** [ 3c, 5h, Jc ]
Seszion checks.
karelen bets [$20]
HERO raises [$55]
Seszion folds.
karelen calls [$35]

** Dealing Turn ** [ Qc ]
karelen checks.
HERO bets [$111]
karelen calls [$111]

** Dealing River ** [ Js ]
>You have options at Table 125446 Table!.
karelen bets [$250]
HERO : lol gross
HERO : XXXXXXXXly gross
>You have options at Jackpot #1305282 (No DP) Table!.
HERO...
when the vpip's are high and the value bets are like razors, who can be safe?
 
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Old 02-26-2007, 09:21 PM #2 (permalink)  
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 This one came to mind as well, from my buddy Ravageur back when he was taking ill-advised shots at nl600 on a 5k BR!

Ravageur said :

In retrospect I think I played this next hand far too weak by not 3/4 to full potting it on every street. But I really put myself on the stone cold nuts and am hoping that villain picks up top two on the turn or river so that I can get his stack. In the back of my mind I think he could have bottom set which he might play the same on such a dry board. Villain seemed ok but he hadn't been at the table for long, so basically an unknown.

Party Poker No-Limit Hold'em, $ BB (5 handed) Hand History Converter Tool from FlopTurnRiver.com (Format: FlopTurnRiver)

Hero ($2394.39)
MP ($795.07)
Button ($913)
SB ($577.47)
BB ($600)

Preflop: Hero is UTG with 9 , 9 . SB posts a blind of $3.
Hero raises to $22, MP calls $22, 1 fold, SB (poster) calls $19, 1 fold.

Flop: ($72) A h, 5x , 9y (3 players)
SB bets $6, Hero raises to $45, MP calls $45, SB folds.

Turn: ($168) 2h (2 players)
Hero bets $120, MP calls $120.

River: ($408) Kh (2 players)
Hero bets $250, MP calls $608.07 (All-In), Hero thinks LOL RUNNER RUNNER AMENTS FOR 1/4 MY BR???
when the vpip's are high and the value bets are like razors, who can be safe?
 
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Old 02-26-2007, 09:54 PM #3 (permalink)  
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 Obviously i posted this a few weeks back but its a fking ugly spot for sure that just cant fold in.

Bodog 400nl (dogwatch is broken sry)

UTG $400
Button $641
Villain (sb) $780
Hero (bb) $816

Dealt to hero :Ah: :Qs:
Preflop
UTG folds, button folds, Villain raises to $14, Hero calls.

Flop (Pot $28~)
:Kc: :Jc: :Td:

Villain bets $24, Hero raises to $65, Villain calls.

Turn (Pot $155~)

Villain checks, Hero bets $120, Villain calls.

River (Pot $395~)

Villain checks, Hero bets $250, Villain pushes, Hero?
(Hero has $350 behind)
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Old 02-26-2007, 10:24 PM #4 (permalink)  
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 Villain seemed to spew at random whilst playing normal fucktarded SLAG. I know I played it disgustingly postflop, that's one of the reasons it's a gross spot.

GAME #490811505: Texas Hold'em NL $0.10/$0.20 26-Feb-2007 18:30:01
Table Capricorn
Seat 1: ttr38261002 ($37.40 in chips)
Seat 3: mimi70 ($5.30 in chips) DEALER
Seat 6: Freebie24 ($21.05 in chips)
Seat 8: Resistance ($20.10 in chips)
Seat 10: Pokion8586 ($14.20 in chips)
Freebie24: Post SB $0.10
Resistance: Post BB $0.20
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to Resistance []
Pokion8586: Fold
ttr38261002: Raise $0.80
mimi70: Fold
Freebie24: Call $0.70
Resistance: Call $0.60
*** FLOP *** [ :Ts: ]
Freebie24: Bet $2.40
Resistance: Call $2.40
ttr38261002: Call $2.40
*** TURN *** []
Freebie24: Bet $5.00
Resistance: Raise $10.00
ttr38261002: Fold
Freebie24: Call $5.00
*** RIVER *** [:Jh:]
Freebie24: Allin $7.85
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Old 02-26-2007, 10:42 PM #5 (permalink)  
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 Ash that hand just makes me smile (lol sloooooowplay!!! )

Miffed that hand is just so gross it makes me want to call every flop forever just to back door everybody I can.
when the vpip's are high and the value bets are like razors, who can be safe?
 
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Old 02-27-2007, 04:14 PM #6 (permalink)  
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Old 02-27-2007, 05:16 PM #7 (permalink)  
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 lol i was kinda joking in your other thread.
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lol i was kinda joking in your other thread.
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Old 02-27-2007, 07:17 PM #9 (permalink)  
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Originally Posted by Genitruc
Ash that hand just makes me smile (lol sloooooowplay!!! )

Miffed that hand is just so gross it makes me want to call every flop forever just to back door everybody I can.
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