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Old 01-16-2007, 06:27 AM     Post subject: LOLZ #1 (permalink)  
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 54/29 dumbass, i've been threebetting him light. Thinks huge overbets are bluffs.

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PokerStars Game #7963911688: Hold'em No Limit ($0.50/$1.00) - 2007/01/16 - 02:17:58 (ET)
Table 'Proserpina II' 6-max Seat #5 is the button
Seat 1: imeasy2read ($100 in chips)
Seat 2: jmxthievez ($94 in chips)
Seat 3: Tonding ($112.80 in chips)
Seat 4: Gucci1 ($562.70 in chips)
Seat 5: redgrape ($147.60 in chips)
Seat 6: andy352 ($513.50 in chips)
andy352: posts small blind $0.50
imeasy2read: posts big blind $1
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to redgrape [Kh Kc]
jmxthievez: folds
Tonding: folds
Gucci1: raises $3 to $4
redgrape: raises $8 to $12
andy352: folds
imeasy2read: folds
Gucci1: raises $53 to $65
redgrape: raises $82.60 to $147.60 and is all-in
Gucci1: calls $82.60
*** FLOP *** [Ah 4s 3s]
*** TURN *** [Ah 4s 3s] [5d]
*** RIVER *** [Ah 4s 3s 5d] [Ad]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
Gucci1: shows [9s Td] (a pair of Aces)
redgrape: shows [Kh Kc] (two pair, Aces and Kings)
redgrape collected $293.70 from pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $296.70 | Rake $3
Board [Ah 4s 3s 5d Ad]
Seat 1: imeasy2read (big blind) folded before Flop
Seat 2: jmxthievez folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 3: Tonding folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 4: Gucci1 showed [9s Td] and lost with a pair of Aces
Seat 5: redgrape (button) showed [Kh Kc] and won ($293.70) with two pair, Aces and Kings
Seat 6: andy352 (small blind) folded before Flop

PokerStars Game #7963928192: Hold'em No Limit ($0.50/$1.00) - 2007/01/16 - 02:19:48 (ET)
Table 'Proserpina II' 6-max Seat #2 is the button
Seat 1: imeasy2read ($98.50 in chips)
Seat 2: jmxthievez ($95.50 in chips)
Seat 3: Tonding ($111.80 in chips)
Seat 4: Gucci1 ($419.20 in chips)
Seat 5: redgrape ($293.70 in chips)
Seat 6: andy352 ($514.40 in chips)
Tonding: posts small blind $0.50
Gucci1: posts big blind $1
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to redgrape [Jd Ad]
redgrape: raises $3 to $4
andy352: folds
imeasy2read: folds
redgrape said, "why?"
jmxthievez: folds
Tonding: folds
Gucci1: calls $3
*** FLOP *** [Js 4s Ac]
Gucci1: checks
redgrape: bets $6
Gucci1: raises $10 to $16
redgrape: raises $25 to $41
Gucci1: raises $25 to $66
redgrape: raises $223.70 to $289.70 and is all-in
Gucci1: calls $223.70
*** TURN *** [Js 4s Ac] [3c]
*** RIVER *** [Js 4s Ac 3c] [5h]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
Gucci1: shows [4h Jc] (two pair, Jacks and Fours)
redgrape: shows [Jd Ad] (two pair, Aces and Jacks)
redgrape collected $584.90 from pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $587.90 | Rake $3
Board [Js 4s Ac 3c 5h]
Seat 1: imeasy2read folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 2: jmxthievez (button) folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 3: Tonding (small blind) folded before Flop
Seat 4: Gucci1 (big blind) showed [4h Jc] and lost with two pair, Jacks and Fours
Seat 5: redgrape showed [Jd Ad] and won ($584.90) with two pair, Aces and Jacks
Seat 6: andy352 folded before Flop (didn't bet)


imeasy2read said, "nhs"
redgrape said, "LOLZ"
redgrape said, "DONKEY"
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Old 01-16-2007, 08:26 AM     Post subject: Re: LOLZ #2 (permalink)  
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redgrape said, "LOLZ"
redgrape said, "DONKEY"
Not to be one of those guys but this is the worst thing you could do.


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Old 01-16-2007, 09:22 AM #3 (permalink)  
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 It's cool when guys like that get a huge stack.
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Old 01-16-2007, 03:30 PM     Post subject: Re: LOLZ #5 (permalink)  
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redgrape said, "LOLZ"
redgrape said, "DONKEY"
Not to be one of those guys but this is the worst thing you could do.
100% agreed, saying shit like this is retarded and makes me think less of you
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Old 01-16-2007, 03:43 PM #6 (permalink)  
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redgrape said, "LOLZ"
redgrape said, "DONKEY"
redgrape said, "I HATE IT WHEN YOU GIVE ME MONEY"
redgrape said, "STOP! FIND ANOTHER TABLE BUT"
redgrape said, "B4 U GO"
redgrape said, "CAN YOU LOOK AT MY PENIS? IS IT BIGGER NOW?!"
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Old 01-16-2007, 04:26 PM #7 (permalink)  
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 haha... i think his chat was actually off, or he didn't notice it because he was multitabling, becuase he never said on thing even when observers were talking to him.

But you guys are right... pretty low class and stupid (if i want the donkey's back) of me. I was just so ecstatic i wanted to say something, but it was so late i had no one to talk to.
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Old 01-16-2007, 04:28 PM #8 (permalink)  
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Originally Posted by Massimo
redgrape said, "LOLZ"
redgrape said, "DONKEY"
redgrape said, "I HATE IT WHEN YOU GIVE ME MONEY"
redgrape said, "STOP! FIND ANOTHER TABLE BUT"
redgrape said, "B4 U GO"
redgrape said, "CAN YOU LOOK AT MY PENIS? IS IT BIGGER NOW?!"
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LOL, this is hilarious. But true
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Old 01-16-2007, 06:32 PM #9 (permalink)  
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