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    yep, gg dude! Was a classic match, the first 2...

    yep, gg dude! Was a classic match, the first 2 were definitely a case of preflop dickwaving but sand in the vagina postflop :D GG my avatar, GG anyone that watched for more than 10 minutes brain :(
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    teach u for lookin away imo ;)

    teach u for lookin away imo ;)
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    nope stars. tight so far

    nope stars. tight so far
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    jumpoff3456 (7:14:55 PM): save me some food...

    jumpoff3456 (7:14:55 PM): save me some food
    fishykettle (7:15:11 PM): stupid auto response. I reckon 4:15 is doable
    fishykettle (7:15:38 PM): and i'm not sure i can send chili and garlic chicken...
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    Railed both matches for a bit Both are still...

    Railed both matches for a bit Both are still going lolz. First impressions:

    1. Griffey is a beast and not nearly as spewy as some of his posts would have u believe
    2. WildBob is a pretty accurate...
  6. And now he gets to pwn Nuts in the HU challenge...

    And now he gets to pwn Nuts in the HU challenge too!
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    Sighballs at getting stuck in that fucking...

    Sighballs at getting stuck in that fucking quarter of the bracket.

    FAO yourfather: I am going to excrete some justice (poo) into your precious cookie jar :lol:
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    Really, I'm the only one who's mum caught them...

    Really, I'm the only one who's mum caught them rather than their Dad? Although my Dad did once sit me and my brother down and ask which one of us had his favourite porn video, so i guess he already...
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    Niiiiiiit :wink:

    Niiiiiiit :wink:
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    Fucking nice man, that's the instrument I've...

    Fucking nice man, that's the instrument I've always wanted to play. I'm just a regular bass player :(

    Are u mad skillz like Charles Mingus?
  11. ^^ Agreed, that's kinda why i checked tho, i...

    ^^ Agreed, that's kinda why i checked tho, i wasn't so much trapping as try to play my nut hand the same way i bluffed. Seems unnecessary looking back, i guess if they think i'm bluffy they won't...
  12. Ya I guess I'm just levelling myself trying to...

    Ya I guess I'm just levelling myself trying to get cute here.
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    Lols, now we just need Sauce and this will be the...

    Lols, now we just need Sauce and this will be the softest field ever assembled.
  14. 50NL AK in 3 bet pot with spewwwy image

    Villain in this hand runs 24/20 and is pretty aggro postflop. I don't always 3bet here but he's folded to a bunch of my 3bets already and on another table that villain and I are on he's seen me 3bet...
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    You're a classical musician? What instrument do u...

    You're a classical musician? What instrument do u play?
  16. Thread: 5nl AQ

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    I'd bet/fold smallish here, you might get a...

    I'd bet/fold smallish here, you might get a crying call from a king or even a jack if he's bad enough (coz the board paired right, so ur bluffing!).
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    Hand 1: Have u seen mr tighty 3 bet before? It's...

    Hand 1: Have u seen mr tighty 3 bet before? It's a close call against a tight range. We need to win roughly 31.5% of the time to break even on a call, and against a range of TT+,AcKc we have 32.2%...
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    Fuck it, I'm in. Sent to Trans4m on el Tiltio.

    Fuck it, I'm in. Sent to Trans4m on el Tiltio.
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    Re: Top Set on Drawy Board

    This is a silly thing to say because your stack size might be a pretty important factor is people's advice. For instance in this case i'd say just shove the flop due to ur read that he's honest and...
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    http://www.ovguide.com/tv.html If you can't...

    http://www.ovguide.com/tv.html

    If you can't find it on OVguide it's probably not on the internet. Does porn too! :twisted:

    Willbur, go for It's Always Sunny In Philidelphia. Someone else...
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    Enjoy the bankroll boost dude! BTW, i ran like...

    Enjoy the bankroll boost dude! BTW, i ran like god at 25NL in Jan and Feb so take that 50 to 2 $25NL tables and pwn :wink:
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    Shippled to both. Enjoy my monies! Ranger may u...

    Shippled to both. Enjoy my monies! Ranger may u spin it up to mirrions, Galap, judging from your graph I'd say just stick it on the pile u already have :D
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    Funtimes at the kettleofish cafe. Had to stop...

    Funtimes at the kettleofish cafe. Had to stop short of my hand goal as well due to tilt and some out of town gigs. Ranger, Galap; pm me or post ur screen names for cashish. Can do either tilt or...
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    Poll: ^^ Lool, i take it they are not fans of the male...

    ^^ Lool, i take it they are not fans of the male organ in Cincinati(sp????) then?
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    Apologies for bumpage, but I've recently...

    Apologies for bumpage, but I've recently discovered another beautifully awesome webcomic, plus bump has the added benefit of bringing xkcd to the attention of anybody that doesn't already read it :)...
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