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Old 05-09-2005, 05:35 PM     Post subject: Ready to become a WHORE #1 (permalink)  
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I just have some basic questions:

Where can I find the sluttiest clothes?
What is the best corner to work?
Fishnet stockings, or none at all?
What's the best way to get the johns to notice me?
Do I really need a pimp, any of you willing to be my pimp?

Discuss...

Ok, really, I have about $500 and all I've ever played is Party, and I'm ready to start getting some free money. Time constraint is tough for me, I can only squeeze in about 10 hrs a week. Where should I start? I obviously want the max amount of money, with the easiest bonus to clear... I primarily play 6max NL, (not too good at limit) if this makes any difference. Thx, pimps...
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Old 05-09-2005, 08:27 PM #2 (permalink)  
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http://www.flopturnriver.com/phpBB2/...pic.php?t=7994 except now u have to use a checking account for the 10x but casino on net still the best bonus around. Go down about 8 posts or so in that thread to where people start talkin about it
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Old 05-10-2005, 09:50 AM #3 (permalink)  
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There are 5 other Party skins, most with similar bonuses -- sign-up, IGMpay, ePass, reloads, etc. Do them all. Look for signup offers -- cash, prizes, rakeback. The five are PokerNow (do it before it is gone), Intertops, EuroBet, Multipoker, Empire. $500 is just enough to do it.

Look up the 'how-to's' in the forums. Call back when you're done, and you can get further direction.
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Old 06-16-2005, 11:03 PM #4 (permalink)  
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Old 06-16-2005, 11:54 PM #5 (permalink)  
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Storm, with that azz you should have no problems getting the johns to notice you. PM me and I'll be ur first.

p.s. I joined this forum because of all the hot chicks that are posting here.
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Old 06-17-2005, 01:26 AM #6 (permalink)  
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Storm, with that azz you should have no problems getting the johns to notice you. PM me and I'll be ur first.

p.s. I joined this forum because of all the hot chicks that are posting here.
You should let boondock be the first if he wants. Any squirrel that will let his balls hang like that should have first dibs.
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Old 06-17-2005, 02:19 AM #7 (permalink)  
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yeah man give me first dibs at anything - i got experience and seniority over most everyone on here
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