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Old 07-17-2007, 05:12 PM     Post subject: Instant Bankroll??? #1 (permalink)  

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I want to by a bmw z3 roadster. My bankroll is taking too long to build on pokerstars, full tilt, or any of the sites i play at. what do you guys think about me getting a $4,000 loan to play $25/$50 high stakes ring games? I've only been playing poker for a year. (online and off) I've never played at such high stakes for ring games. I did however play high buy in sit n' go's (up to $150 some) and kept getting blinded out on the bubble. I know that since I'd be playing for a goal other than to just play solid poker and build a bankroll that this may affect me making any or a lot of money, but I think I can do it and stay focused. Any thoughts?
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Old 07-17-2007, 05:47 PM #2 (permalink)  
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Ummmm... $25/$50 buyin or $25/$50 blinds? What levels have you beaten?
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Old 07-17-2007, 06:10 PM #3 (permalink)  

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$25/$50 blinds. I've been playing .25/.50 limits and gotten a bankroll of $300 on pstars.
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Old 07-17-2007, 06:14 PM #5 (permalink)  
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please get the loan and provide your screen name

seriously, no, it's not a good idea to go into debt to play poker
 
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Old 07-17-2007, 06:35 PM #6 (permalink)  
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Worst idea ever. The bmw z3 roadster is lame, go for the Alfa Romeo Spider, the girls will like it more.
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Old 07-17-2007, 07:00 PM #7 (permalink)  
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go for it !!!

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Old 07-17-2007, 07:56 PM #8 (permalink)  

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Worst idea ever. The bmw z3 roadster is lame, go for the Alfa Romeo Spider, the girls will like it more.
I love the BMW quality and I found a guy who's selling his 97 that's mint and only got 50k miles for 9,950. show pictures of the spider. Also, after wacking off and thinking about it more, i still think i will do it even though you all said it was a bad idea. If i lose my whole roll, I will be able to know if poker is really for me by testing my commitment level after the bad run...
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Old 07-17-2007, 08:19 PM #9 (permalink)  
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LOL you will get pwned. You don't even have one full buy-in for 25/50 with 4k.
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Old 07-17-2007, 08:29 PM #10 (permalink)  

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add h t t p : to the beginning of this //i120.photobucket.com/albums/o173/cockspoop1/buyin.jpg

I'm not able to post with h t t p: yet because i haven't made 50 posts.. but put that in ur browser.
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Old 07-17-2007, 08:41 PM #11 (permalink)  
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add h t t p : to the beginning of this //i120.photobucket.com/albums/o173/cockspoop1/buyin.jpg

I'm not able to post with h t t p: yet because i haven't made 50 posts.. but put that in ur browser.
I don't get it, what point are you making?

You borrowed $4k and got busted?
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Old 07-17-2007, 08:45 PM #12 (permalink)  
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obvious troll nobody can possibly be this dumb
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I'm getting a $5k student loan on August 13... lets' play together and pwn all the high-rollers! It'll be great!

Nah, I'm still a net loser at the .05/.10 tables, and need a steady job to start my bankroll off right. Don't forget that $25/50 is a lot different than $0.25/0.50.. at least I would imagine so and have read so.
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Old 07-17-2007, 08:58 PM #14 (permalink)  
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Old 07-18-2007, 12:51 AM #15 (permalink)  

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add h t t p : to the beginning of this //i120.photobucket.com/albums/o173/cockspoop1/buyin.jpg

I'm not able to post with h t t p: yet because i haven't made 50 posts.. but put that in ur browser.
I don't get it, what point are you making?

You borrowed $4k and got busted?
I'm tryin to show you 4k is plenty for 1 buy in you idiot... get outta here. It only cost 1k to buy in.
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Old 07-18-2007, 05:42 PM #16 (permalink)  
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LOL you will get pwned. You don't even have one full buy-in for 25/50 with 4k.
Can't you read? I said a full buy-in which is $5k!!

You will be almost committed to every raised pot you play, you may win a little short term, but in the longer term you are BUSTO already.

Plus 25/50 is a little different from the donkament sakes you play now, its fairly easy to win at 50NL, but the same play ain't gunna win at $5k NL.

How about bankroll management? Most players advise between 20-30 FULL buy-ins for a level. so at 50NL they recommend that you need 1000-1500 to be adequately rolled. Plus I guess at higher levels this mayb more due to bigger swings, so for 5k NL you need at least say 150,000.

Anyway w/e, if you're going to do it do, make sure you donate to the HS FTRers by giving your screen name.
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Old 07-20-2007, 09:30 PM #17 (permalink)  
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It's a crazy idea. Don't do it. Besides it being a really bad idea in poker terms, blowing possible winnings on a car is an even worse idea. Know why chicks dig guys with really cool cars? Because they know that they can AFFORD the car! If you piss away everything you have on the BMW and can't pay the cover to get in a premium club what's the use?

Please work your way up like everyone else and don't go into debt for poker.
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Old 07-20-2007, 09:54 PM #18 (permalink)  
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If you find someone who will loan you 4k to play 25/50, I would just play poker with them instead.
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Old 07-20-2007, 10:48 PM #19 (permalink)  
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Old 07-20-2007, 11:46 PM #20 (permalink)  
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Horrible idea. He has to be a troll.
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Old 08-18-2007, 08:25 AM #21 (permalink)  
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How fast did u bust? Less than 3 hours i bet.
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Old 09-13-2007, 07:25 PM #22 (permalink)  

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Old 09-14-2007, 06:19 PM #23 (permalink)  
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I wonder why we haven't had an update since July?? Can't afford to get on the internet anymore?

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Old 09-14-2007, 07:31 PM #24 (permalink)  
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Worst idea ever. The bmw z3 roadster is lame, go for the Alfa Romeo Spider, the girls will like it more.
We know its all about the Murciélago. BMW Z3 Roadster is for the girlfriends.
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Old 09-14-2007, 08:09 PM #26 (permalink)  
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we should all PM this guy requesting an update
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we should all PM this guy requesting an update
Great idea.

Done.
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Old 09-20-2007, 12:24 AM #28 (permalink)  

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Seriously, don't do this. Earn your roll.
I agree with Jack, I borrowed money before, not as much, but I'm still paying it off lol. Just a couple hundred bucks. But yeah...Jack, I know that girl in your avatar, she lives like..15 minutes away from me haha. CJ Gibson is hot.
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Old 09-30-2007, 08:52 PM #29 (permalink)  
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Old 12-01-2007, 10:03 PM #31 (permalink)  
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hilarious, 4k to play $25-50, not even a full buy-in lol. He probably got one of those citifinancial offers that are like "$4000 is yours today!!!".... @ 23.99% APR
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Old 12-01-2007, 10:31 PM #32 (permalink)  
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wow how did I miss this thread! Seems like op thought this through and I am curious for an update as well.
 
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Old 12-11-2007, 05:29 PM #33 (permalink)  
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lol. did anybody ever find out what happened? or if he even went through with it?
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Old 12-17-2007, 07:42 AM #34 (permalink)  
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Old 12-17-2007, 04:27 PM #35 (permalink)  
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Old 12-17-2007, 09:02 PM #36 (permalink)  
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If I was buying NOW it would have to be the Audi R8. Costs a bit more, but Tilt's tables go up to $300/$600 or something don't they?
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OP would have a better chance of winning money dumping that $4000 on black in Vegas.
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his photobucket name is 'cockspoop1'? i think it was a genuine question..
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