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HeadAche
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10-05-2006, 08:20 AM
Post subject: Amusing Story (B&M)
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Amusing Story (B&M)
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My first B&M experience I had no idea hundred dollar bills on the poker table meant they were in play. I was dealt a2 from he button at a $1-$2 NL cash game at Ceasers, I raised to $12 against the blinds. The small blind ,a 21 yearold asian college student opts to just call. The flop comes AK4 He bets just 10 into a $28 pot. I put him all in for what looks to be his last $30 in chips. Not knowing if the 3 hundred dollar bills he had were in play or not. After having said ALL IN to the fellow I proceed to ask the dealer if his hundreds were in play and he says of course a very tense feeling settled in my gut knowing I could lose every penny from this session if he mans up and makes this call. After what seemed like a half hour more like 4 minutes. He folds and shows AQ I am shaking I muck my cards quickly not wanting to show a soul my blunder. I then proceeded to make a set of kings win the pot. Flop 3 8s from the BB take down another pot, even after continuing to win pots I coulnt get my head right or stop shaking. I had to call it a night it was 530am anyhow.
The next morning when I returned to the felt at Ceasers. My magical folding fish is still there and now he is a complete mess. Drunk out of his mind doing yeger meister shots at the table while I indulge in milk and sausage bisquits. He notices me and calls me Sadam Andler and keeps yelling at everyone saying how much I look like that his quote "Jewy little actor" Saddam Andler. I think he meant Adam Sandler but I look nothing like the guy. Poor sap lost his last $60 with the same hand he folded to me and the same board AKrag Except this time his oppenenthad AK andwith a distraught look on his face shows his losing AQ.
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HeadAche
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10-10-2006, 10:29 AM
Post subject: pitty
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52 veiws and not a sungle reply 
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jameseyb
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Hey, I only just got here!
Great story by the way and I know what you mean about the shakes... That's the sort of thing that would keep me awake at night if it happened to me.
How much were you up for the night in the end?
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10-10-2006, 05:15 PM
Post subject: Re: Amusing Story (B&M)
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[quote="HeadAche"]Amusing Story (B&M)
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The small blind a 19 yearold chinamen opts to just call.]
Are u fcukin naive?? Seriously... "chinamen" - that's gotta be the most racial slur'd comment i've heard in years!! You fcukin douchebag!! *Extremely Pissed Off*
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HeadAche
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10-12-2006, 04:53 PM
Post subject: ummmm
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I sat with $150 and ended up with like over 900 that night, sorry I will fix that racial slurr. I like calling asians razor balled chinamen.
There I fixed it, he couldnt be 19 because we were in a casino, he sure did look younger then me. I am only 21. Or maybe I look old.
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biondino
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Jesus - is "chinaman" really the worst racial slur you've heard in years? You need to get out more (or, possibly, not, if such things upset you).
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zook
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THE CHINAMAN IS NOT THE ISSUE HERE!
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bode
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THE CHINAMAN IS NOT THE ISSUE HERE!
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donkbee
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10-12-2006, 06:33 PM
Post subject: Re: ummmm
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Originally Posted by HeadAche
I like calling asians razor balled chinamen.
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wtf
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Originally Posted by Fnord
Why poker fucks with our heads: it's the master that beats you for bringing in the paper, then gives you a milkbone for peeing on the carpet.
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HeadAche
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Sorry, hey is your GF that hawian chick off of REAL WORLD from back in the day? Ya know the one that got piss drunk all the time. It just kinda looks like her.
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Sorry, hey is your GF that hawian chick off of REAL WORLD from back in the day? Ya know the one that got piss drunk all the time. It just kinda looks like her. |
OMG, roflmaoicious
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zook
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Sorry, hey is your GF that hawian chick off of REAL WORLD from back in the day? Ya know the one that got piss drunk all the time. It just kinda looks like her. |
POTY
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donkbee
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Why poker fucks with our heads: it's the master that beats you for bringing in the paper, then gives you a milkbone for peeing on the carpet.
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sticky?
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YOU MESS WITH COURTIE, YOU MESS WITH ME.
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gabe
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that girl from real world was hot, courtiebee take it as a compliment
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haha this thread is funny. And I bet headache doesn't even know why yet!
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that girl from real world was hot, courtiebee take it as a compliment
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Yeah, but I think she was gay. courtiebee, you're not gay are you?
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chardrian
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Not that there is anything wrong with it.
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Not that that wouldn't be totally hot.
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donkbee
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Uhm well the secret's out that I like Hawaiian girls ...
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Why poker fucks with our heads: it's the master that beats you for bringing in the paper, then gives you a milkbone for peeing on the carpet.
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Warpe
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Man, that gives me a whole new outlook on pineapple rings.
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Sprayed
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Chard, are you a transvestite from Hawaii?
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Sorry, hey is your GF that hawian chick off of REAL WORLD from back in the day? Ya know the one that got piss drunk all the time. It just kinda looks like her. |
AHAHAHAHAHA.
Did he get a strike for that too? I just noticed he has a strike. AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
I'm sorry, COurtie...but it's just...so...funny!
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Uhm well the secret's out that I like Hawaiian girls ...
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bookmark me, Courtie!
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donkbee
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omg someone buy me a coconut girl shot glass!!
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Why poker fucks with our heads: it's the master that beats you for bringing in the paper, then gives you a milkbone for peeing on the carpet.
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HeadAche
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Thats what Im talking about, Long weekend here extremly hungover.
Yes Ruthi was supposed lesbian but she is obviously swinging towards the right way cause CourtieBee got ahold of it. Nothing but mad props bro. LOL thanks everyone for putting a smile on my face after a long weekend!
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donkbee
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Yes Ruthi was supposed lesbian but she is obviously swinging towards the right way cause CourtieBee got ahold of it. Nothing but mad props bro.
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It was hard to convert her, but she couldn't resist me.
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Originally Posted by Fnord
Why poker fucks with our heads: it's the master that beats you for bringing in the paper, then gives you a milkbone for peeing on the carpet.
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swiggidy
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Yes Ruthi was supposed lesbian but she is obviously swinging towards the right way cause CourtieBee got ahold of it. Nothing but mad props bro.
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It was hard to convert her, but she couldn't resist me. |
Courtie FTW
TOTY (thread of the year)?
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ensign_lee
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FTW indeed.
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