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Old 10-29-2004, 07:50 PM     Post subject: And you people complain about the fishes! #1 (permalink)  
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Party Poker No-Limit Hold'em, $ BB (6 max, 6 handed)

MP ($87.7)
CO ($25.7)
Button ($33.6)
Hero ($38)
BB ($25.25)
UTG ($24.5)

Preflop: Hero is SB with K, Q. MP posts a blind of $0.5. UTG posts a blind of $0.25.
CO folds, Button folds, Hero completes, BB folds, UTG (poster) calls $0.25, MP (poster) raises to $0.5, Hero calls $0.50, UTG folds.

Flop: ($2.50) J, 9, T (2 players)
MP bets $2, Hero raises to $7, MP calls $5.

Turn: ($16.50) 4 (2 players)
MP checks, Hero bets $15, MP calls $15.

River: ($46.50) J (2 players)
MP checks, Hero calls $15 (All-In), MP calls $15.

Final Pot: $76.50

results below:

MWSwayze shows [ Tc, 7h ] two pairs, jacks and tens.
Harib_Allsak shows [ Kd, Qc ] a straight, nine to king.
Harib_Allsak wins $74.5 from the main pot with a straight, nine to king.


Love da phishes.
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Old 11-01-2004, 02:09 AM #2 (permalink)  
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Doesn't get much easier than that
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Old 11-01-2004, 02:20 PM #3 (permalink)  
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Harib_Allsak wins $74.5 from the main pot with a straight, nine to king.
Nice handle.
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Old 11-01-2004, 02:25 PM #4 (permalink)  
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Funny story about how i got the handle: My friends were there while i was setting up my Empire account to try a little bonus whoring and I was lured out of the room with the promise of pizza and beer only to return to find my screenname already selected! (I was having troubles picking one as cool as 500lbgorilla and they did the work for me.)

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Old 12-12-2004, 08:10 PM #5 (permalink)  
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rilla i wnated to use this as an opportunity to tell you that you have one creepy ass avatr, please change it it gives me nightmares :P

I just cant understand some people, how the hell does he cold call you with a pair of tens...lol this is just great, why dont i have that kind of luck


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Old 12-12-2004, 08:11 PM #6 (permalink)  
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I can't change it for two weeks. I put a bounty on NuWhere's ugly face and Xianti won. His reward was reign over my avatar for 2 weeks and he made me a badass. After two weeks, if you can give me a better one. I might consider...

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Old 12-13-2004, 08:48 PM     Post subject: Re: And you people complain about the fishes! #7 (permalink)  

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MWSwayze shows [ Tc, 7h ] two pairs, jacks and tens.
What the hell was he thinking!
Way better example of TILT than the ihategnomes presented!
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Old 12-13-2004, 09:21 PM #8 (permalink)  
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Fishies just enjoy rubbing me the right way.

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Old 12-14-2004, 10:26 AM #9 (permalink)  

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rilla i wnated to use this as an opportunity to tell you that you have one creepy ass avatr, please change it it gives me nightmares
rilla's is more tolerable than dwarfman1990’s any day!
By a factor of 20XBB!
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