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samsonite2100
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05-19-2006, 07:49 PM
Post subject: Worst hand evaaaaarrrrr
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Real Money Ring Game
Table Name Hand ID Game Stakes
The Skin Game 8161241-57014 Holdem No Limit $0.25/$0.50
[May 19 15:34:13] : Hand Start.
[May 19 15:34:13] : Seat 1 : vik250 has $37.96
[May 19 15:34:13] : Seat 2 : samsonite21 has $74.49
[May 19 15:34:13] : Seat 3 : JHarr1219 has $23
[May 19 15:34:13] : Seat 4 : pocketpairK has $51.28
[May 19 15:34:13] : Seat 5 : deviantd has $14.29
[May 19 15:34:13] : Seat 6 : rossron has $59.38
[May 19 15:34:13] : Seat 7 : beachpapa has $43.35
[May 19 15:34:13] : Seat 8 : Argyll has $37.27
[May 19 15:34:13] : Seat 9 : rubys has $36.30
[May 19 15:34:13] : samsonite21 is the dealer.
[May 19 15:34:13] : JHarr1219 posted small blind.
[May 19 15:34:14] : pocketpairK posted big blind.
[May 19 15:34:14] : Game [57014] started with 9 players.
[May 19 15:34:14] : Dealing Hole Cards.
[May 19 15:34:14] : Seat 2 : samsonite21 has  
[May 19 15:34:16] : deviantd called $0.50
[May 19 15:34:19] : rossron called $0.50
[May 19 15:34:19] : beachpapa folded.
[May 19 15:34:24] : Argyll folded.
[May 19 15:34:26] : rubys called $0.50 and raised $1
[May 19 15:34:27] : vik250 folded.
[May 19 15:34:43] : It's your turn.
[May 19 15:34:43] : samsonite21 has 10 seconds to respond.
[May 19 15:34:47] : samsonite21 called $1.50 and raised $2.50
[May 19 15:34:49] : JHarr1219 folded.
[May 19 15:34:50] : pocketpairK folded.
[May 19 15:34:52] : deviantd folded.
[May 19 15:34:52] : rossron folded.
[May 19 15:34:57] : rubys called $2.50
[May 19 15:34:58] : Dealing flop.
[May 19 15:34:58] : Board cards   
[May 19 15:35:01] : rubys bet $1
[May 19 15:35:10] : samsonite21 called $1 and raised $6
[May 19 15:35:11] : rubys called $6
[May 19 15:35:12] : Dealing turn.
[May 19 15:35:12] : Board cards   :Th:
[May 19 15:35:13] : rubys checked.
[May 19 15:35:28] : It's your turn.
[May 19 15:35:28] : samsonite21 has 10 seconds to respond.
[May 19 15:35:34] : samsonite21 bet $15
[May 19 15:35:36] : rubys called $15
[May 19 15:35:37] : Dealing river.
[May 19 15:35:37] : Board cards   :Th::Ks:
[May 19 15:35:43] : rubys bet $5
[May 19 15:35:57] : It's your turn.
[May 19 15:35:57] : samsonite21 has 10 seconds to respond.
[May 19 15:36:13] : samsonite21 did not respond and is folded
[May 19 15:36:14] : rubys wins $51.07 as the last player standing
[May 19 15:36:16] : Hand is over.
Oooohhhkaye. So, I tried to get fancy and it didn't work out so good. On top of that, my intertrons went out at the end--honestly--although I probably would have folded the river anyway. Thoughts about this? Did I play this well in theory, or is this just stinky? I'm trying to work the occasional laggy move in w/ my normal boring game. Let me have it...
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dalecooper
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Terrible. I don't know if I can talk about it, the stank is choking me up.
- If you're going to re-raise with crap, re-raise more. You're begging him to stay in the hand.
- If you must re-raise with crap, it's helpful to have a read on the guy you're re-raising. This guy is pretty clearly a loose fishy type, and as a result the move is badly mistargeted. Note the way he keeps betting small and then calling big raises... he's a donk. There's no telling what he's clinging to. He has no idea what he's doing. But he ain't gonna fold.
- Also, if you must re-raise with crap, make it suited connectors or something... not total hopeless garbage. Who are you, Mike Matusow? You should be playing a hand that, hopefully, even if he has something (like a big pair), you can flop something better. 45o is very seldom going to be that hand. 45s is closer.
- Once you get that stupid flop action, you may as well let this shit go until/unless your hand improves. He's clearly about to elope with whatever he's got (jacks or something) so don't keep flailing away. The post-flop portion of this hand is grade A chip spewage.
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samsonite2100
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Terrible. I don't know if I can talk about it, the stank is choking me up.
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Hahahaha
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- If you're going to re-raise with crap, re-raise more. You're begging him to stay in the hand.
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It's hard to understand from the HH, b/c it's stupid VcPoker, but he raised $1.5 and I raised to $4.
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- Also, if you must re-raise with crap, make it suited connectors or something... not total hopeless garbage. Who are you, Mike Matusow?
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As far as you know.
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Once you get that stupid flop action, you may as well let this shit go until/unless your hand improves. He's clearly about to elope with whatever he's got (jacks or something) so don't keep flailing away. The post-flop portion of this hand is grade A chip spewage.
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Yeah, I know. K, thx Dale.
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dalecooper
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You're right, that's a weird HH. I thought you bumped it 1.50 on the flop. Pre-flop is OK although I'd still prefer that you have a more flexible hand than 45o... but after he calls that re-raise and then the flop re-raise, you may as well roll over and die. Throw in some theater if you want, but he's not folding.
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givememyleg
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WHO YA GONNA CALL?!??
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You might think you played bad this hand, but imo villian played it worse. After I'm called on the flop I'm done with my charade here... esspecially with a calling station.
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