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Old 09-21-2005, 09:24 AM     Post subject: Table talk (LC) #1 (permalink)  
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PokerStars Game #2626200677: Hold'em No Limit ($0.25/$0.50) - 2005/09/21 - 04:50:31 (ET)
Table 'Polyxo III' Seat #3 is the button
Seat 1: marsh313 ($24.25 in chips)
Seat 2: Pincchio ($10.95 in chips)
Seat 3: gijoy ($82.65 in chips)
Seat 4: Inge Rik ($24.15 in chips)
Seat 5: Demiparadigm ($92.35 in chips)
Seat 6: jc8888 ($53.20 in chips)
Seat 7: TheWizWard ($23.55 in chips)
Seat 8: tizzah ($23.90 in chips)
Seat 9: PAWEN ($50.20 in chips)
Inge Rik: posts small blind $0.25
Demiparadigm: posts big blind $0.50
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to Demiparadigm [3d 3c]
jc8888: calls $0.50
TheWizWard: calls $0.50
tizzah: folds
PAWEN: folds
marsh313: folds
Pincchio: calls $0.50
gijoy: folds
Inge Rik: folds
Demiparadigm said, "I need a 3"
Demiparadigm: checks
*** FLOP *** [5s Qd As]
Demiparadigm: checks
jc8888: checks
Demiparadigm said, "damn"
TheWizWard: checks
Pincchio: checks
*** TURN *** [5s Qd As] [2h]
Demiparadigm said, "3 or 4..."
Demiparadigm: checks
jc8888: checks
TheWizWard: checks
Pincchio: checks
*** RIVER *** [5s Qd As 2h] [4d]
Demiparadigm said, "w00t"
Demiparadigm: bets $2
jc8888: folds
TheWizWard: folds
Pincchio: folds
jc8888 said, "raise"
jc8888 said, "aw"
Demiparadigm collected $2.15 from pot
Demiparadigm: shows [3d 3c] (a straight, Ace to Five)
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $2.25 | Rake $0.10
Board [5s Qd As 2h 4d]
Seat 1: marsh313 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 2: Pincchio folded on the River
Seat 3: gijoy (button) folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 4: Inge Rik (small blind) folded before Flop
Seat 5: Demiparadigm (big blind) collected ($2.15)
Seat 6: jc8888 folded on the River
Seat 7: TheWizWard folded on the River
Seat 8: tizzah folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 9: PAWEN folded before Flop (didn't bet)


PokerStars Game #2626204134: Hold'em No Limit ($0.25/$0.50) - 2005/09/21 - 04:53:03 (ET)
Table 'Polyxo III' Seat #6 is the button
Seat 1: marsh313 ($24.25 in chips)
Seat 2: Pincchio ($10.45 in chips)
Seat 3: gijoy ($82.15 in chips)
Seat 4: Inge Rik ($23.90 in chips)
Seat 5: Demiparadigm ($93.75 in chips)
Seat 6: jc8888 ($52.45 in chips)
Seat 7: TheWizWard ($24.45 in chips)
Seat 8: tizzah ($23.90 in chips)
Seat 9: PAWEN ($49.70 in chips)
TheWizWard: posts small blind $0.25
tizzah: posts big blind $0.50
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to Demiparadigm [Ad Ah]
PAWEN: folds
marsh313: folds
Pincchio: folds
Demiparadigm said, "oooooooh pretty"
gijoy: folds
Inge Rik: folds
Demiparadigm: calls $0.50
jc8888: folds
TheWizWard: calls $0.25
tizzah: checks
*** FLOP *** [5d 8c Jh]
Demiparadigm said, "I need an A"
TheWizWard: bets $1
tizzah: folds
Demiparadigm said, "A"
Demiparadigm: calls $1
*** TURN *** [5d 8c Jh] [As]
TheWizWard: checks
Demiparadigm said, "yes!"
Demiparadigm: bets $2
TheWizWard: calls $2
*** RIVER *** [5d 8c Jh As] [9s]
TheWizWard: checks
Demiparadigm said, "damn...."
Demiparadigm: bets $4
Demiparadigm said, "you have AJ?"
TheWizWard: calls $4
*** SHOW DOWN ***
Demiparadigm: shows [Ad Ah] (three of a kind, Aces)
TheWizWard: mucks hand
Demiparadigm collected $14.75 from pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $15.50 | Rake $0.75
Board [5d 8c Jh As 9s]
Seat 1: marsh313 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 2: Pincchio folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 3: gijoy folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 4: Inge Rik folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 5: Demiparadigm showed [Ad Ah] and won ($14.75) with three of a kind, Aces
Seat 6: jc8888 (button) folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 7: TheWizWard (small blind) mucked [Jd Qh]
Seat 8: tizzah (big blind) folded on the Flop
Seat 9: PAWEN folded before Flop (didn't bet)


PokerStars Game #2626215126: Hold'em No Limit ($0.25/$0.50) - 2005/09/21 - 05:01:39 (ET)
Table 'Polyxo III' Seat #6 is the button
Seat 1: marsh313 ($15.75 in chips)
Seat 2: Pincchio ($9.70 in chips)
Seat 3: gijoy ($67.85 in chips)
Seat 4: Inge Rik ($44.75 in chips)
Seat 5: Demiparadigm ($101 in chips)
Seat 6: jc8888 ($52.45 in chips)
Seat 7: TheWizWard ($16.80 in chips)
Seat 8: tizzah ($26.60 in chips)
Seat 9: PAWEN ($45.70 in chips)
TheWizWard: posts small blind $0.25
tizzah: posts big blind $0.50
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to Demiparadigm [6h 6s]
PAWEN: folds
marsh313: calls $0.50
Pincchio: folds
gijoy: calls $0.50
Inge Rik: calls $0.50
Demiparadigm: calls $0.50
jc8888: folds
TheWizWard: calls $0.25
tizzah: checks
*** FLOP *** [6d 7h 8h]
TheWizWard: checks
tizzah: checks
marsh313: bets $0.50
gijoy: folds
Inge Rik: calls $0.50
Demiparadigm: raises $1.50 to $2
TheWizWard: calls $2
tizzah: folds
marsh313: calls $1.50
Demiparadigm said, "7"
Inge Rik: folds
*** TURN *** [6d 7h 8h] [2c]
TheWizWard: checks
marsh313: checks
Demiparadigm said, "cmon lucky 7"
Demiparadigm: bets $5
TheWizWard: raises $9.30 to $14.30 and is all-in
marsh313: folds
Demiparadigm: calls $9.30
*** RIVER *** [6d 7h 8h 2c] [4s]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
TheWizWard: shows [2h 7c] (two pair, Sevens and Deuces)
Demiparadigm: shows [6h 6s] (three of a kind, Sixes)
Demiparadigm collected $36.25 from pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $38.10 | Rake $1.85
Board [6d 7h 8h 2c 4s]
Seat 1: marsh313 folded on the Turn
Seat 2: Pincchio folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 3: gijoy folded on the Flop
Seat 4: Inge Rik folded on the Flop
Seat 5: Demiparadigm showed [6h 6s] and won ($36.25) with three of a kind, Sixes
Seat 6: jc8888 (button) folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 7: TheWizWard (small blind) showed [2h 7c] and lost with two pair, Sevens and Deuces
Seat 8: tizzah (big blind) folded on the Flop
Seat 9: PAWEN folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Demiparadigm said, "guess I didn't want a 7"
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Old 09-21-2005, 09:45 AM #2 (permalink)  
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PokerStars Game #2626253489: Hold'em No Limit ($0.25/$0.50) - 2005/09/21 - 05:37:06 (ET)
Table 'Polyxo III' Seat #5 is the button
Seat 1: marsh313 ($16.50 in chips)
Seat 2: aznjim86 ($11.90 in chips)
Seat 3: gijoy ($74.35 in chips)
Seat 4: Inge Rik ($46.75 in chips)
Seat 5: Demiparadigm ($119 in chips)
Seat 6: Shoulder ($31.85 in chips)
Seat 7: TheWizWard ($24.30 in chips)
Seat 9: PAWEN ($65.50 in chips)
aznjim86 said, "mmm nh"
Shoulder: posts small blind $0.25
TheWizWard: posts big blind $0.50
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to Demiparadigm [5s 5h]
Shoulder said, "u2"
PAWEN: folds
marsh313: calls $0.50
aznjim86: folds
gijoy: folds
Inge Rik: folds
Demiparadigm: calls $0.50
Shoulder: folds
TheWizWard: raises $0.50 to $1
marsh313: calls $0.50
Demiparadigm: calls $0.50
*** FLOP *** [Qs 2c 5d]
TheWizWard: bets $1
marsh313: calls $1
Demiparadigm said, "haha"
Demiparadigm said, "I got you."
Demiparadigm: calls $1
*** TURN *** [Qs 2c 5d] [8s]
aznjim86 said, "lol"
TheWizWard: bets $2.50
marsh313: calls $2.50
Demiparadigm: raises $2.50 to $5
aznjim86 said, "tell me wat u have "
TheWizWard: raises $2.50 to $7.50
marsh313: raises $7 to $14.50 and is all-in
Demiparadigm: calls $9.50
TheWizWard: raises $7 to $21.50
Demiparadigm: calls $7
*** RIVER *** [Qs 2c 5d 8s] [3d]
TheWizWard: bets $0.50
aznjim86 said, "dont bet wizard ur goign to get outdrawn on river"
Demiparadigm: calls $0.50
*** SHOW DOWN ***
TheWizWard: shows [Ac As] (a pair of Aces)
Demiparadigm: shows [5s 5h] (three of a kind, Fives)
aznjim86 said, "lol"
Demiparadigm collected $14.45 from side pot
marsh313: mucks hand
Demiparadigm collected $47.30 from main pot
TheWizWard said, "lol"
aznjim86 said, "ouch"
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $64.75 Main pot $47.30. Side pot $14.45. | Rake $3
Board [Qs 2c 5d 8s 3d]
Seat 1: marsh313 mucked [Jc Qd]
Seat 2: aznjim86 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 3: gijoy folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 4: Inge Rik folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 5: Demiparadigm (button) showed [5s 5h] and won ($61.75) with three of a kind, Fives
Seat 6: Shoulder (small blind) folded before Flop
Seat 7: TheWizWard (big blind) showed [Ac As] and lost with a pair of Aces
Seat 9: PAWEN folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Demiparadigm said, "I told you."
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Old 09-21-2005, 02:42 PM #3 (permalink)  
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I would shut off your chat in an instant. Especially if you were bullshitting sometimes. That shit tilts me.
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Old 09-21-2005, 02:58 PM #4 (permalink)  
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Haha weird that he didnt start to talk shit.
 
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Old 09-21-2005, 08:23 PM #5 (permalink)  
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I would shut off your chat in an instant. Especially if you were bullshitting sometimes. That shit tilts me.
And that, sir, is the point.
To win in poker you only need to be one step ahead of your opponents. Two steps may be detrimental.
 
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Old 09-22-2005, 08:33 PM #6 (permalink)  
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That's really funny. Out of curiosity, about what percent of the time do you actually tell the truth?

It's stuff like this that makes me turn off chat entirely when playing. It's a bit sociopathic, but this game is hard enough.
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Old 09-23-2005, 12:03 AM #7 (permalink)  
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That's really funny. Out of curiosity, about what percent of the time do you actually tell the truth?

It's stuff like this that makes me turn off chat entirely when playing. It's a bit sociopathic, but this game is hard enough.
I pretty much always tell the truth.
even when I said "cmon lucky 7" I was hoping for the board to pair.
If WizWard had A) not been tilting and B) had more chips... I think this would be a routine laydown to his push.

This is an important thing to note especially for live games. When someone tells you what they have, they are usually telling the truth.
The strange thing is people often give you more action after you tell them than they would have had you just played out the hand.
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Old 09-23-2005, 11:48 AM #8 (permalink)  
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PokerStars Game #2641063580: Hold'em No Limit ($0.10/$0.25) - 2005/09/23 - 07:42:43 (ET)
Table 'Coelestina' Seat #1 is the button
Seat 1: NaDa112 ($23.35 in chips)
Seat 2: mikever ($17.20 in chips)
Seat 4: Iwind ($26.15 in chips)
Seat 5: Daxmoz ($26.60 in chips)
Seat 6: JJarena1234 ($14.25 in chips)
Seat 7: TiTuS420 ($5.10 in chips)
Seat 9: Traveller03 ($4.30 in chips)
mikever: posts small blind $0.10
mezigue: is sitting out
Iwind: posts big blind $0.25
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to Iwind [Js 8s]
Daxmoz: folds
JJarena1234: folds
TiTuS420: folds
Traveller03: folds
NaDa112: folds
Iwind said, "depends"
mikever: raises $0.25 to $0.50
JJarena1234 leaves the table
Iwind: calls $0.25
*** FLOP *** [5s Jh 6d]
mikever: bets $0.50
Iwind said, "2 pair, do you belive me?"
Daxmoz leaves the table
mikever said, "maybe"
Iwind: raises $0.50 to $1
Iwind said, "we will see then"
mikever: calls $0.50
*** TURN *** [5s Jh 6d] [6h]
mikever: checks
Iwind said, "house, how about now?"
mikever said, "maybe"
Iwind: bets $1.50
Iwind said, "lets see"
mikever said, "hmmm, let me do some pot odd calculation real fast"
Iwind said, "lol, sure"
mikever: calls $1.50
*** RIVER *** [5s Jh 6d 6h] [Th]
Iwind said, "15 secs"
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mikever said, "flush, do you believe me?"
Roddan joins the table at seat #5
Iwind said, "I don't care, lol"
mikever: bets $1
Iwind: raises $4 to $5
Iwind said, "you know"
mikever said, "guess not"
mikever: folds
Iwind said, "house beats flush"
Iwind collected $7.65 from pot
mikever said, "good raise"
Iwind: doesn't show hand
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Old 09-23-2005, 02:37 PM #9 (permalink)  
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