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Old 11-28-2011, 07:56 AM     Post subject: LOL U GUYS TIHNK U SPEW? #1 (permalink)  
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7 Players
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Stacks:
UTG ($428.10)
UTG+1 ($475.95)
MP ($789.65)
CO ($540.55)
BTN ($492.50)
SB ($881.25)
m2m (BB) ($458)

Pre-Flop: ($6, 7 players) m2m is BB
4 folds, BTN raises to $10, 1 fold, m2m raises to $36, BTN raises to $78, m2m calls $42

Flop: ($158, 2 players)
m2m checks, BTN checks

Turn: ($158, 2 players)
m2m bets $96, BTN calls $96

River: ($350, 2 players)
m2m goes all-in $284

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Old 11-28-2011, 12:17 PM #2 (permalink)  
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 Every street is terrible? What other analysis do you want when you post trash hands with no reads
 
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Old 11-28-2011, 04:51 PM #3 (permalink)  
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and no, i do not spew


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Old 11-28-2011, 08:15 PM #5 (permalink)  
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 u guys are awful at reading instructions
"Once we reach a certain level of mastery, we see there are higher levels and challenges. If we are disciplined and patient, we proceed. At each higher level, new pleasures and insights await us--ones not even suspected when we started out. We can take this as far as we want--in any human activity there is always a higher level to which we can aspire."

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I give it a 9. I like it but I've seen better. You can't even dance to it.
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Old 11-28-2011, 08:35 PM #7 (permalink)  
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 i honestly thought i had 54s :$
"Once we reach a certain level of mastery, we see there are higher levels and challenges. If we are disciplined and patient, we proceed. At each higher level, new pleasures and insights await us--ones not even suspected when we started out. We can take this as far as we want--in any human activity there is always a higher level to which we can aspire."

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Old 11-28-2011, 09:23 PM #8 (permalink)  
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 spew ratings (spwr) based on
10 = monster spew allin blind every hand, except aces which you fold
1 = value betting your royal three streets

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$2/$4 No Limit Holdem
7 Players
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Stacks:
UTG ($428.10)
UTG+1 ($475.95)
MP ($789.65)
CO ($540.55)
BTN ($492.50)
SB ($881.25)
m2m (BB) ($458)

Pre-Flop: ($6, 7 players) m2m is BB
4 folds, BTN raises to $10, 1 fold, m2m raises to $36 (spwr = 7, can vary depending on button's fold to 3b/4b style), BTN raises to $78, m2m calls $42 (spwr = 8, even with 3:1 it just ain't that good a hand)

Flop: ($158, 2 players)
m2m checks (spwr = 1), BTN checks

Turn: ($158, 2 players)
m2m bets $96 (spwr = 4, but you pretty much trying to rep JJ/9Ts/flush draws? or? do you ever really have thin KQ here? guess so. I think you look more like random air-ish stabs here as much as anything though), BTN calls $96

River: ($350, 2 players)
m2m goes all-in $284 (spwr = 5, i mean, those aggro south americans tend to be pretty curious - but he's going to at least consider folding AK here cos his turn call suggests he is putting you on flush draws at least some of the time)

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(7+8+1+3+5)/5 = 5 = about middlin' on the spew front bro
don't raise with the straight flush bro, nobody ever gonna call that shit
allin, reload, repeat

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i honestly thought i had 54s :$
If it were an intentional bluff/bully then I'd say a 5, but I'll add 2 points to Daven's rundown (great analysis BTW) for your 5 streets of inattention and give it a 7
 
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u guys are awful at reading instructions
haha... I was trying to understand too the instruction...
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6.28318531

The pre-flop call was the only part I hated.
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Old 12-07-2011, 06:02 AM #12 (permalink)  
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The pre-flop call was the only part I hated.
NERD Kill him, he doubled pi
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NERD Kill him, he doubled pi
Who's more nerdy, the one who doubled pi or the one who realized that he doubled pi?
 
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Old 12-07-2011, 02:09 PM #14 (permalink)  
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 2pi rads = 360 degrees. the spew can be seen from all angles. pretty harsh given he only had a problem with preflop
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