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scgolfer

05-22-2004, 08:56 PM Post subject: Im getting killed today with crap like this.

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Game #506733933 (Level I, Game #2) - 5/10 No Limit Texas Hold'em -
2004/05/22-14:50:57 (CST)
Table "Madua" ($20 tournament) -- Seat 9 is the button
Seat 1: Y2Swain (1,000.00 in chips)
Seat 2: TBlazer33 (1,000.00 in chips)
Seat 3: recklessdave (1,000.00 in chips)
Seat 4: the greek ma (990.00 in chips)
Seat 5: Buddy210 (1,025.00 in chips)
Seat 6: chas758 (1,000.00 in chips)
Seat 7: DanDangerous (1,000.00 in chips)
Seat 8: scgolfer (1,000.00 in chips)
Seat 9: guren (995.00 in chips)
Seat 10: Homeboy1 (990.00 in chips)
Homeboy1: Post Small Blind (5)
Y2Swain : Post Big Blind (10)
Dealing...
Dealt to scgolfer [ Ac ]
Dealt to scgolfer [ Ad ]
TBlazer33: Fold
recklessdave: Call (10)
the greek ma: Call (10)
Buddy210: Raise (100)
chas758 : Fold
DanDangerous: Fold
scgolfer: Raise (200)
guren : Fold
Homeboy1: Fold
Y2Swain : Fold
recklessdave: Fold
the greek ma: Fold
Buddy210: Raise (925)
scgolfer: Call All-in (800)
*** FLOP *** : [ Jd Qc 5s ]
*** TURN *** : [ Jd Qc 5s ] [ 7h ]
scgolfer said, "lol"
*** RIVER *** : [ Jd Qc 5s 7h ] [ Qh ]
*** SUMMARY ***
Pot: 2,035 | Board: [ Jd Qc 5s 7h Qh ]
Y2Swain lost 10 (folded)
TBlazer33 didn't bet (folded)
recklessdave lost 10 (folded)
the greek ma lost 10 (folded)
Buddy210 bet 1,025, collected 2,060, net +1,035 (showed hand) [ Js Jc ] (a
full house, jacks full of queens)
chas758 didn't bet (folded)
DanDangerous didn't bet (folded)
scgolfer lost 1,000 (showed hand) [ Ac Ad ] (two pair, aces and queens)
guren didn't bet (folded)
Homeboy1 lost 5 (folded)

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Fnord

05-23-2004, 03:37 AM

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Fnord is an unknown quantity at this point

It's been a day, the river runs red with the corpses of flopped hands...

Party Poker 2/4 Hold'em (10 handed) converter

Preflop: Fnord is UTG+1 with J

, J

. MP2 posts a blind of $2.
UTG folds, Fnord raises, UTG+2 folds, MP1 calls, MP2 (poster) calls, MP3 calls, CO folds, Button folds, SB folds, BB calls.

Flop: (10.50 SB) 9

, 8

, 3

(5 players)
BB checks, Fnord bets, MP1 folds, MP2 folds, MP3 raises, BB folds, Fnord calls.

Turn: (7.25 BB) 3

(2 players)
Fnord checks, MP3 bets, Fnord calls.

River: (9.25 BB) J

(2 players)
Fnord checks, MP3 bets, Fnord raises, MP3 calls.

Final Pot: 13.25 BB

Results in white below:
Fnord shows Jc Js (full house, jacks full of threes).
MP3 shows Ks Qs (flush, king high).
Outcome: Fnord wins 13.25 BB.

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Preflop: Fnord is Button with 8

, J

.
UTG folds, UTG+1 calls, MP1 folds, MP2 folds, CO calls, Fnord calls, SB completes, BB checks.

Flop: (5 SB) 5

, J

, 2

(5 players)
SB checks, BB checks, UTG+1 bets, CO calls, Fnord raises, SB folds, BB folds, UTG+1 calls, CO calls.

Turn: (5.50 BB) 3

(3 players)
UTG+1 checks, CO checks, Fnord bets, UTG+1 calls, CO calls.

River: (8.50 BB) A

(3 players)
UTG+1 bets, CO folds, Fnord raises, UTG+1 3-bets, Fnord calls.

Final Pot: 14.50 BB

Results in white below:
UTG+1 shows Kd 3d (flush, ace high).
Fnord shows 8d Jd (flush, ace high).
Outcome: UTG+1 wins 14.50 BB.

Party Poker 2/4 Hold'em (9 handed) converter

Preflop: Fnord is CO with Q

, A

.
UTG folds, UTG+1 folds, MP1 folds, MP2 folds, MP3 folds, Fnord raises, Button folds, SB 3-bets, BB folds, Fnord calls.

Flop: (7 SB) 5

, 8

, A

(2 players)
SB bets, Fnord raises, SB calls.

Turn: (5.50 BB) K

(2 players)
SB checks, Fnord bets, SB calls.

River: (7.50 BB) 7

(2 players)
SB bets, Fnord calls.

Final Pot: 9.50 BB

Results in white below:
SB shows 7s Ad (two pair, aces and sevens).
Fnord shows Qs Ac (one pair, aces).
Outcome: SB wins 9.50 BB.

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Preflop: Fnord is MP2 with Q

, Q

.
UTG folds, UTG+1 calls, MP1 folds, Fnord raises, MP3 calls, CO folds, Button folds, SB folds, BB calls, UTG+1 calls.

Flop: (8.50 SB) 5

, Q

, 4

(4 players)
BB checks, UTG+1 checks, Fnord bets, MP3 calls, BB calls, UTG+1 folds.

Turn: (5.75 BB) 3

(3 players)
BB checks, Fnord bets, MP3 calls, BB calls.

River: (8.75 BB) 7

(3 players)
BB bets, Fnord calls, MP3 folds.

Final Pot: 10.75 BB

Results in white below:
BB shows 6s 3c (straight, seven high).
Fnord shows Qh Qd (three of a kind, queens).
Outcome: BB wins 10.75 BB.

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Fnord

05-23-2004, 02:17 PM

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I almost laid this one down on the flop when it was 2 cold to me... I just couldn't do it...

Party Poker 2/4 Hold'em (9 handed) converter

Preflop: Fnord is BB with Q

, 9

. MP3 posts a blind of $2.
UTG folds, UTG+1 calls, MP1 folds, MP2 calls, MP3 (poster) checks, CO calls, Button calls, SB completes, Fnord checks.

Flop: (7 SB) 9

, Q

, 8

(7 players)
SB checks, Fnord bets, UTG+1 calls, MP2 calls, MP3 folds, CO raises, Button 3-bets, SB folds, Fnord caps, UTG+1 calls, MP2 calls, CO calls, Button calls.

Turn: (13.50 BB) K

(5 players)
Fnord checks, UTG+1 checks, MP2 checks, CO checks, Button bets, Fnord calls, UTG+1 calls $2.50 (All-In), MP2 calls, CO raises, Button calls, Fnord calls, MP2 calls.

River: (22.12 BB) 7

(5 players, 1 all-in)
Fnord checks, MP2 checks, CO bets, Button folds, Fnord calls, MP2 folds.

Final Pot: 24.12 BB

Results in white below:
Fnord shows Qc 9h (two pair, queens and nines).
UTG+1 shows Qs Ks (two pair, kings and queens).
CO shows Tc Jd (straight, king high).
Outcome: CO wins 24.12 BB.

This hand makes me want to vomit...

Party Poker 2/4 Hold'em (10 handed) converter

Preflop: Fnord is SB with A

, A

.
UTG folds, UTG+1 calls, UTG+2 folds, MP1 calls, MP2 folds, MP3 calls, CO folds, Button calls, Fnord completes, BB checks.

Flop: (6 SB) 6

, T

, 6

(6 players)
Fnord bets, BB folds, UTG+1 calls, MP1 raises, MP3 folds, Button folds, Fnord 3-bets, UTG+1 calls, MP1 calls.

Turn: (7.50 BB) 8

(3 players)
Fnord checks, UTG+1 checks, MP1 bets, Fnord calls, UTG+1 calls.

River: (10.50 BB) A

(3 players)
Fnord checks, UTG+1 checks, MP1 checks.

Final Pot: 10.50 BB

Results in white below:
Fnord shows As Ad (full house, aces full of sixes).
UTG+1 shows 6h 3h (three of a kind, sixes).
MP1 shows Td Qc (two pair, tens and sixes).
Outcome: Fnord wins 10.50 BB.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EBvge-c2_Xg
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w-Xz8aLuD7Y

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