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dsaxton
Old 06-20-2005, 03:46 AM     Post subject: Hilarity. #1 (permalink)  
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This is hilarious. I was about to click on something on another window when this one popped up and I accidentally clicked "raise." Then I end up rivering him and taking his stack.

PokerStars Game #1935196094: Hold'em No Limit ($0.50/$1.00) - 2005/06/19 - 23:42:10 (ET)
Table 'Jupiter' Seat #8 is the button
Seat 1: rakbeater ($84.75 in chips)
Seat 2: VinNay ($74.60 in chips)
Seat 3: TFlash ($60.15 in chips)
Seat 4: phishstick ($22.45 in chips)
Seat 5: stef66 ($46.70 in chips)
Seat 6: xanthin ($162.75 in chips)
Seat 7: Jerfrey ($33.35 in chips)
Seat 8: NamTastic ($11.40 in chips)
Seat 9: dsaxton ($124.60 in chips)
dsaxton: posts small blind $0.50
rakbeater: posts big blind $1
stef66: posts small & big blinds $1.50
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to dsaxton [Jh 2h]
VinNay: folds
TFlash: calls $1
phishstick: calls $1
stef66: checks
xanthin: folds
Jerfrey: folds
NamTastic: raises $10.40 to $11.40 and is all-in
dsaxton: raises $10.40 to $21.80
rakbeater: folds
TFlash: folds
phishstick: folds
stef66: folds
*** FLOP *** [3s 5h 5c]
*** TURN *** [3s 5h 5c] [5s]
*** RIVER *** [3s 5h 5c 5s] [2s]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
dsaxton: shows [Jh 2h] (a full house, Fives full of Deuces)
NamTastic: shows [Kd 9d] (three of a kind, Fives)
dsaxton collected $25.95 from pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $27.30 | Rake $1.35
Board [3s 5h 5c 5s 2s]
Seat 1: rakbeater (big blind) folded before Flop
Seat 2: VinNay folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 3: TFlash folded before Flop
Seat 4: phishstick folded before Flop
Seat 5: stef66 folded before Flop
Seat 6: xanthin folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 7: Jerfrey folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 8: NamTastic (button) showed [Kd 9d] and lost with three of a kind, Fives
Seat 9: dsaxton (small blind) showed [Jh 2h] and won ($25.95) with a full house, Fives full of Deuces
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Old 06-20-2005, 04:02 AM     Post subject: Re: Hilarity. #2 (permalink)  
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Quote:
Originally Posted by dsaxton
Seat 4: phishstickater
I miss Fishstick.
Quote:
Originally Posted by Fishstick
now, where was i, oh yes...

puddles was covered in mud, and i didn't want mother to find out. so i took puddles out back, hosed him off, and used the sheets drying on the line to dry him off.

"FISHSTICK, my clean sheets!!!" mother yelled.

she was made as a hornet.

"gosh mother, i'm ever so sorry, but puddles got very dirty and i was just trying to clean him up."

that made her smile, and she forgave us. she even made puddles and i peanut butter and jelly sandwiches for lunch, with the crusts cut off.

more, another time...
I don't know what they have to say
It makes no difference anyway.
Whatever it is...
I'm against it.
 
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