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Old 07-23-2007, 07:08 PM     Post subject: ZOMG Jessica Biel is too hot. #1 (permalink)  
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I just saw the movie I Now Pronounce you Chuck and Larry, and i have to say that Jessica Biel is on fire. I was hoping she'd just strip down naked every scene.

Sadly, the closest you get is this:



but that's really not bad at all!

Oh yeah, and it's a pretty funny movie too.

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Old 07-23-2007, 07:08 PM #2 (permalink)  
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Old 07-23-2007, 07:38 PM #3 (permalink)  
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i dont think she is that hot, does this make me gay?
 
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Old 07-23-2007, 07:39 PM #4 (permalink)  
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i dont think she is that hot, does this make me gay?
Yes you queer.
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Old 07-23-2007, 08:07 PM #5 (permalink)  
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Old 07-23-2007, 08:24 PM #6 (permalink)  
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meh.
that sums her up nicely
 
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Old 07-23-2007, 08:27 PM #7 (permalink)  
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What the fuck gaywads (always liked that word) she's fuckin bangin. You little biatches go drool over Emma Watson some 'mo while Mass and I truly appreciate a fine ass bitch like Biel.
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Old 07-23-2007, 08:44 PM #8 (permalink)  
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What the fuck gaywads (always liked that word) she's fuckin bangin. You little biatches go drool over Emma Watson some 'mo while Mass and I truly appreciate a fine ass bitch like Biel.
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Old 07-23-2007, 08:55 PM #9 (permalink)  
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You little biatches go drool over Emma Watson some 'mo
mmm... Punch Drunk Love...
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Old 07-23-2007, 09:04 PM #10 (permalink)  
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Old 07-23-2007, 09:06 PM #11 (permalink)  
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I've wanted to do her since she was on 7th Heaven.

HOT.


 
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Old 07-23-2007, 11:09 PM #13 (permalink)  
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Old 07-23-2007, 11:41 PM     Post subject: Re: ZOMG Jessica Biel is too hot. #14 (permalink)  
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Sadly, the closest you get is this:



but that's really not bad at all!

Oh yeah, and it's a pretty funny movie too.

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everytime the preview for this movie came on i made SURE i saw this part.. smokin

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Old 07-24-2007, 12:27 AM #16 (permalink)  
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Old 07-24-2007, 12:35 AM #17 (permalink)  
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I like her body.

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Old 07-24-2007, 01:30 AM #18 (permalink)  
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I like her body.
How bout her face, you don't like the DSL?
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Old 07-24-2007, 01:50 AM #19 (permalink)  
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Old 07-24-2007, 01:56 AM #20 (permalink)  
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She lost huge points with me for fucking Justin Timberlake.
you girl
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Old 12-31-2008, 08:11 PM #21 (permalink)  
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She lost huge points with me for fucking Justin Timberlake.
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Please explain?
I'll explain: You're a girl 'cause you SUCK Galapagos!

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Old 12-31-2008, 08:24 PM #22 (permalink)  
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You little biatches go drool over Emma Watson some 'mo
mmm... Punch Drunk Love...
emily watson fool



i bet she's a witch since thats gotta be the only way she could have tricked bale into being his 'gf' in equilibrium
 
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Old 12-31-2008, 08:30 PM #23 (permalink)  
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y, that was actually the joke.

fwiw I think talent is *hot
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Old 12-31-2008, 10:24 PM #24 (permalink)  
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she scares me in the white bikini...
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Old 01-01-2009, 04:31 AM #25 (permalink)  
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Shes hot but shes no Alba imo.
 
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Old 01-01-2009, 05:29 PM #26 (permalink)  
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i dont think she is that hot, does this make me gay?
100%.

The pic of her in that gold dress is smoking. Her finest moment is every scene that she features in Texas Chainsaw.
 
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Old 01-01-2009, 06:49 PM #27 (permalink)  
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meh..
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Old 01-01-2009, 07:25 PM #28 (permalink)  
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i dont think she is that hot, does this make me gay?
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The pic of her in that gold dress is smoking. Her finest moment is every scene that she features in Texas Chainsaw.
I loved that movie simply because of her.


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Old 01-01-2009, 08:53 PM #29 (permalink)  
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Ok Megan Fox is hotter
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Old 01-01-2009, 08:59 PM #30 (permalink)  
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i dont think she is that hot, does this make me gay?
nope, Im with you.

she looks super manly in that white bikini pic. Her face has not cuteness to it. Girls need the cuteness..
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Old 01-02-2009, 12:42 AM #31 (permalink)  
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Ok Megan Fox is hotter
This, but shes still super hot.
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Old 01-02-2009, 06:16 AM #32 (permalink)  
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Shes hot but shes no Alba imo.
i totally agree with wes....alba is so much hotter than beil.....
 
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Old 01-02-2009, 06:32 AM #33 (permalink)  
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