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Old 08-15-2006, 09:13 PM     Post subject: Zomg!!!! #1 (permalink)  
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Would it be possible to impose a moratorium on the following words/phrases? I am tired of reading them. And yes, someone does have a gun to my head, forcing me to read FTR for hours at a time.

- donk
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- amirite
- owned
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Old 08-15-2006, 09:14 PM #2 (permalink)  
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Old 08-15-2006, 09:16 PM #3 (permalink)  
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It's a (bad) joke about how often people misspell "lose" and "you're."
 
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Old 08-15-2006, 09:19 PM #4 (permalink)  
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It's a (bad) joke about how often people misspell "lose" and "you're."
ZOMG your so right! buncha loosers...
 
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Old 08-15-2006, 09:19 PM #5 (permalink)  
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Old 08-15-2006, 09:22 PM #6 (permalink)  
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don't forget

-awned
-ducy
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-0wn3d
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-lol
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-looool
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-rofl
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Yes, those too. "Looooooool" is really bad.
 
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Old 08-15-2006, 09:36 PM #7 (permalink)  
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Freedom of e-speech = STBY

Smithers, use the amnesia ray.
You mean the revolver, sir?
Precisely.
 
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Old 08-15-2006, 09:36 PM #8 (permalink)  
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don't forget

-awned
-ducy
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-teh
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-suxors
-zwned
-piitb
-0wn3d
-n00b
-own4d
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-0\/\/n3d
-lol
-o\/\/n4d
-looool
-omgwtfpwned
-lolololol
-teh_pwn
-rofl
-teh_suck
-lmao
Yes, those too. "Looooooool" is really bad.
fuck you then
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Old 08-15-2006, 09:44 PM #9 (permalink)  
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What does frozen yogurt have to do with this?
 
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Old 08-15-2006, 09:45 PM #10 (permalink)  
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don't forget

-awned
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-piitb
-0wn3d
-n00b
-own4d
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-1337
-0\/\/n3d
-lol
-o\/\/n4d
-looool
-omgwtfpwned
-lolololol
-teh_pwn
-rofl
-teh_suck
-lmao
Yes, those too. "Looooooool" is really bad.
fuck you then
Well played, sir.
 
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Old 08-15-2006, 10:16 PM #11 (permalink)  
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Old 08-16-2006, 02:00 AM #12 (permalink)  
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Old 08-16-2006, 02:01 AM #13 (permalink)  
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Freedom of e-speech = STBY
What does frozen yogurt have to do with this?
zomg TCBYs BWNS j00

Smithers, use the amnesia ray.
You mean the revolver, sir?
Precisely.
 
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Old 08-16-2006, 02:12 AM #14 (permalink)  
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THIS THREAD IS DUMB AMIRITE!?!?!?
LOL OPERATIONS
 
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Old 08-16-2006, 02:17 AM #15 (permalink)  
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whats wrong with 'yah' ???
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Old 08-16-2006, 02:20 AM #16 (permalink)  
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I would just like to point out that you used zomg in your subject title and you also used it as a word you don't like. You probably didn't notice this or understand the irony of this circumstance. You should probably change your subject so you don't look like an idiot. No need to thank me.
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Old 08-16-2006, 02:29 AM #17 (permalink)  
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Humor in irony, bigred. Learn to recognize it.
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Old 08-16-2006, 02:31 AM #18 (permalink)  
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Zomg, what is irony?
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Old 08-16-2006, 05:16 AM #19 (permalink)  
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whats wrong with 'yah' ???
What's wrong with "yeah"???

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I would just like to point out that you used zomg in your subject title and you also used it as a word you don't like. You probably didn't notice this or understand the irony of this circumstance. You should probably change your subject so you don't look like an idiot. No need to thank me.
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Old 08-16-2006, 05:23 AM #20 (permalink)  
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Old 08-16-2006, 07:00 AM #21 (permalink)  
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Can we please stop using abbreviations like "-EV". What's wrong with just "negative expected value"?
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Old 08-16-2006, 07:11 AM #22 (permalink)  
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samsonite2100, you do realize that theres a reason for the 'nazi' in 'grammar nazi', right?

Just because youre right doesnt mean youll win.
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Old 08-16-2006, 07:15 AM #23 (permalink)  
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samsonite2100, you do realize that theres a reason for the 'nazi' in 'grammar nazi', right?

Just because youre right doesnt mean youll win.
Interesting implications you get when you put these two statements together.
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Old 08-16-2006, 03:49 PM #24 (permalink)  
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samsonite2100, you do realize that theres a reason for the 'nazi' in 'grammar nazi', right?

Just because youre right doesnt mean youll win.
This isn't really about grammar--it's about being sick of the cutsey little e-abbreviations that people substitute for actual wit, content, humor, etc.

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Interesting implications you get when you put these two statements together.
Yeah, I thought so, too.
 
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Old 08-16-2006, 03:53 PM #25 (permalink)  
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Old 08-16-2006, 05:38 PM #27 (permalink)  
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smileys are so much better

Useful in so many situations, isn't it. Like this one. Fucking shit warpe, I earned the right to use the emoticon first in the commune forum!
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smileys are so much better

Useful in so many situations, isn't it. Like this one. Fucking shit warpe, I earned the right to use the emoticon first in the commune forum!
 
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Old 08-16-2006, 06:50 PM #29 (permalink)  
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rofl. NH.
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samsonite2100, you do realize that theres a reason for the 'nazi' in 'grammar nazi', right?

Just because youre right doesnt mean youll win.
Are you therefore saying that the nazis were correct in their actions?
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Old 08-18-2006, 01:31 AM #31 (permalink)  
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jesus.. do I need to spell it out next time I make a joke?

Im half black and half white, My girlfreind over 2 and ah alf years is jewish, its a joke ffs. I thought it was a very funny one at that...
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Old 08-18-2006, 04:14 AM #32 (permalink)  
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I laughed. I thought it was both clever and funny.
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I laughed. I thought it was both clever and funny.
thanks yo usir, you have a good sense of humor, wanna make some babies? Ive got blonde hair and blue eyes, how'bout you?
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Old 08-18-2006, 06:24 AM #34 (permalink)  
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Ive got blonde hair and blue eyes, how'bout you?
Isn't that a requirement for you people?




Edit: Ahahahahaha a half black man with blonde hair and blue eyes. Just hilarious.
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Old 08-18-2006, 05:41 PM #37 (permalink)  
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Can we please stop using abbreviations like "-EV". What's wrong with just "negative expected value"?
Can you please stop addressing people as we, WE have names!
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Are we just all pronouns to you Samsonite?
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The forum subculture licks my sack. Its almost as bad as the weed subculture.
What the hell do you mean by "you guys"?
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Old 08-18-2006, 06:37 PM #41 (permalink)  
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It wasn't me!

And yes!
 
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I'm still at the amatuer level.
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