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ttanaka
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04-19-2006, 12:04 AM
Post subject: Your Wish is Granted
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So how this works is you make a wish, and the next person tries to twist that wish, warping what you recieve. And then he/she posts his/her own wish to be twisted.
ie:
Poster A: I wish my wife was hotter.
Poster B: Granted. Every time you touch her, you burn yourself. Sucker!
Poster B: I wish...and on it goes.
So, I'll start this uber-lame thread with...
I wish I had something better to do than start this thread.
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ProZachNation
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You start running around with scissors instead of making a thread and your eye gets gouged out.
I wish I could finish my WRT 150 papers
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Originally Posted by mrhappy333
I didn't think its Bold to bang some chick with my bro. but i guess so... thats +EV in my book.
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Lukie
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Granted. You're the only lameass motherfucker that did them. You are now the class valedictorian and teacher's pet. Everyone proceeds to make fun of you relentlessly.
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ttanaka
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I wish Lukie could follow directions by granting a wish, AND then asking for a wish.
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Pelion
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Lukie wishes he was married to ttanaka
wish granted. ahahahahahahahahahahahahhahaa
I wish I didnt have a cold =(
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gabe: Ive dropped almost 100k in the past 35 days.
bigspenda73: But how much did you win?
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Warpe
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Granted. It's been exchanged for leprosy.
I wish I wasn't so darn handsome.
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gabe
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Granted, you now have your eyelids sewed shut and your nose is on your forehead.
I wish I didn't have any non poker related work to do
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nutsinho
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Granted. Your assignment to be completed by friday is 50k hands of .01/.02 limit stud hi/lo.
I wish my girlfriend would have sex with me.
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My bankroll is the amount of money I would spend or lose before I got a job. It is calculated by adding my net worth to whatever I can borrow.
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hydroseeds
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Straight
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Granted. She straps on a dildo, and performs anal sex on you.
I wish fast food was healthy.
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Lukie
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Originally Posted by hydroseeds
Granted. She straps on a dildo, and performs anal sex on you.
I wish fast food was healthy.
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Granted. All of a sudden, fast food tastes like complete dog shit, and as a result, the economy of the United States, and by consequence, the entire world, goes down the drain. World anarchy and war soon break out, resulting in the loss of billions of lives. Look what you did hydro.
I wish I was dating this girl named Courtney.
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Warpe
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Granted. You die horribly experimenting with autoerotic asphyxiation, and courtiebee commits suicide 'cause she can't bear the guilt.
I wish I was a soap opera scriptwriter.
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a500lbgorilla
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JESUS TAKE THE KEYBOARD
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Granted, you now write the first all gay soap opera. Gays and Ugly Lesbians from around the world hound you endlessly.
I wish the poster after me good health.
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Smithers, use the amnesia ray.
You mean the revolver, sir?
Precisely.
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ttanaka
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Granted. Smoking and drinking are found to reduce the odds of getting cancer and I live a long and prosperous life.
Back to the real world, I wish I had a clone for future organ transfers.
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shysti
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Granted, only your clone is now self aware, and hunts you down in the middle of the night to take your life, sleeps with your wife/girlfriend, and he hits the lottery to have a better life for himself his newly aquired woman...
I wish I was God
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gabe
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Granted, but now you fine yourself without a penis and can no longer fornicate.
I WISH someone would set up this dual monitor thing for me.
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Renton
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Granted, a mafia hit has been ordered on your two monitors. They will be coerced into a seemingly benign joyride on Tony Soprano's new boat at which point they will be interrogated, shot three times center mass, and dropped into the ocean with a heavy anchor.
I wish my wonderful 10ptbb/100 run at Party 100nl will never end.
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sandstorm
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Flush
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Granted, but mantaining that also meant you had to quit poker.
I wish I didn't have to go to my sucky job today.
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>3
this is my favourite part of the post
it looks like angry boobs
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ProZachNation
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Granted, you dont go to your job because you get the bird flu
I wish I had a time machine so I could go back in time and not wait till the last minute on everything.
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Originally Posted by mrhappy333
I didn't think its Bold to bang some chick with my bro. but i guess so... thats +EV in my book.
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Irisheyes
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Granted, you went back to a time before you were born, and now you don't exist.
I wish I didn't have to go to a lecture in 10mins.
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metaxy6
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= ) Too late.
Dang Irisheyes. I had Zach writing his papers for all eternity too.
I grant your wish. You're personally excused by your professor when you're abducted by shysters that he is into for a hefty sum. They picked you at random from his class list for an 'organ donation' when they decided it was time to start collecting.
I wish that I had selective video memory – that is, that I could record the exact details of any moment or sequence and play it back anytime w/ perfect fidelity.
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sandstorm
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Flush
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Granted, too bad you have an obsession with thinking of the first time you saw lemonparty.org
I wish everyone in the world gave me $10 each.
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>3
this is my favourite part of the post
it looks like angry boobs
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midas06
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Granted: your video memory breaks and gets stuck on that video of the dildo-penis posted sometime last week.
I wish I could flag the rest of the school year
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ProZachNation
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Full House
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Well since you guys answered the same one Ill grant two wishes.
Sandstorm: Granted, everyone in the world sends you $10, but the envelopes they send the bills in contain anthrax
Midas: Granted, you "flag" the rest of the school year, then the next then the next and you end up homeless.
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Originally Posted by mrhappy333
I didn't think its Bold to bang some chick with my bro. but i guess so... thats +EV in my book.
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midas06
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wheres your wish?
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a500lbgorilla
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JESUS TAKE THE KEYBOARD
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Granted, prozachs wish for a better world appears before you and upon granting it, you yourself dissappear.
I wish for my fucking roommate to leave the room like once this year.
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Smithers, use the amnesia ray.
You mean the revolver, sir?
Precisely.
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gabe
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GRANTED
he leaves, marries your mom and you are even invited to the wedding
i wish i liked tequila less
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Renton
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Granted, now you hate tequila so much that you only purchase Patron silver which costs over twice as much as the tequila you used to always drink, causing you to have to grind more at Party 600nl to accommodate. This causes a vicious chain reaction of playing high stakes poker while piss drunk from tequila until you donk off your entire bankroll and start a thread in Poker etcetera called "Gabe's Whoring Adventure." Except its not bonus whoring.
I wish George Carlin would never die.
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grnydrowave2
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Full House
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B10 
Granted, George Carlin is now immortal and has ascended to a position of inscrutible power. You and everyone else in the world spend the rest your lives in indentured servitude.
I wish I wasn't so slow.
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ProZachNation
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Full House
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Granted, but now your lady friend is horribly disapointed.
I wish this horrible ungodly gas would go away :'(
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Originally Posted by mrhappy333
I didn't think its Bold to bang some chick with my bro. but i guess so... thats +EV in my book.
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DavSimon
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Granted: but now the microbes in your intestines have died leaving festering masses of undigested meat causing a bowl obstruction that ruptures......sepsis and almost certain death follows
I wish I had a convertible 350Z
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Irisheyes
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Granted, next time you step off the sidewalk you'll get one at high speed.
I wish I had a proper car, not a crappy 350Z.
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DogOnMySide
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Flush
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Originally Posted by DavSimon
Granted: but now the microbes in your intestines have died leaving festering masses of undigested meat causing a bowl obstruction that ruptures......sepsis and almost certain death follows
I wish I had a convertible 350Z
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Granted. But then people point out that the coupe version is far superior in every way, including but not limited to styling, practicality, boot space and torsional rigidity. You begin to doubt every small choice you have ever made, eventually dying cold and alone in your apartment aged 53 because you couldn't decide whether you wanted Tangy Cheese or Cool Original Doritos.
I wish I was a little bit taller - I wish I was a baller - I wish I had a girl who looked good and I would call her.
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gabe
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Granted, you are now mistaken for one hit wonder Skee-Lo. You put out another album under your new guise, get nominated for a Grammy, only for your true identity to be revealed on television to an audience of millions. you are so embarassed, you killyourself.
I wish karl marx was president.
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Warpe
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Granted. Unfortunately, he's still dead.
I wish George W. Bush was smart.
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DavSimon
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Full House
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Granted: unfortunately he is so smart he devises a plan to take over the whole world and renames all the countries after cities in Texas.
I wish I could win a WSOP bracelet this year
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dev
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Granted, you won it in a raffle by the Ganesh statue in AC.
I wish I could stop getting drunk at bar tourneys.
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Check out my self-deprecation here!
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Pelion
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granted. Your alcohol tolerence skyrockets. You win a major tournament for $100000 but you spend it all on alcohol trying to get drunk.
I wish I could see the earth from space (and not die in a related way)
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gabe: Ive dropped almost 100k in the past 35 days.
bigspenda73: But how much did you win?
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boost
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Full House
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granted, but now everyone gets pissed at you because you are the only coherant one and you take all thier money. You are never to be invited back again.
I wish it was 5 weeks into the future so that my girlfreind was out of school and back here 
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boost
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Full House
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Originally Posted by Pelion
granted. Your alcohol tolerence skyrockets. You win a major tournament for $100000 but you spend it all on alcohol trying to get drunk.
I wish I could see the earth from space (and not die in a related way)
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granted, after several leaps in technology including a renewable (read: endless) air supply system are made, inexpensive space travel is made available to the general public. For a small extra charge you can even go for space walks, you do so but a freak accident happens in which you become untethered and float off into eternal nothingness.
I wish I had spider mans powers, but the movie ones, hell if Im gonna bother inventing webshooters.
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DogOnMySide
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Flush
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Originally Posted by boostNslide
I wish I had spider mans powers, but the movie ones, hell if Im gonna bother inventing webshooters.
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Granted. However, with great power comes great responibility. You prove to be totally irresponsible.
Also, Venom kicks your arse into next tuesday.
I wish someone would buy my flat so I can move house.
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a500lbgorilla
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JESUS TAKE THE KEYBOARD
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Granted, the people who buy your house turn out to be super models that laugh about the "personal" pictures you forgot to take with you. Every model in the world thinks your johnson is kinda meh.
I wish this wish would be granted as intended.
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Smithers, use the amnesia ray.
You mean the revolver, sir?
Precisely.
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DogOnMySide
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Flush
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Originally Posted by a500lbgorilla
I wish this wish would be granted as intended.
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Granted.
Unfortunately this paradox creates a rift in the space-time continuum, sucking all of creation into a hellish alternate dimension populated by carnivorous lizard beings with murder in their hearts and hunger in their bellies.
I wish you hadn't just made that wish.
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dev
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Granted... now we're back to our worthless, pathetic, human existances.
I wish rilla would walk into a very funny and derogatory joke with his next wish.
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Check out my self-deprecation here!
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a500lbgorilla
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JESUS TAKE THE KEYBOARD
Join Date: Sep 2004
Location: This room is a good place to be
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Originally Posted by dev
Granted... now we're back to our worthless, pathetic, human existances.
I wish rilla would walk into a very funny and derogatory joke with his next wish.
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Granted,
I wish my penis weren't so small that I am unable to satisfy women.
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Smithers, use the amnesia ray.
You mean the revolver, sir?
Precisely.
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Pelion
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4-of-a-Kind
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Granted. You are now able....but they just dont want you to.
I wish I could teach this girl I know to be able to see magic eye pictures..... really ive been trying for years now.
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gabe: Ive dropped almost 100k in the past 35 days.
bigspenda73: But how much did you win?
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dev
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4-of-a-Kind
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Granted, now she has no more use for you.
I wish I would get off the computer, take a shower, and actually go to the casino like I was going to about three hours ago.
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Check out my self-deprecation here!
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dev
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4-of-a-Kind
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Heh, I guess no one wants to tell me I lose my whole BR at the casino.
I'm off to the 'woods guys!
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Check out my self-deprecation here!
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theDEEPdish
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Straight
Join Date: Mar 2006
Location: in a van by the river
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your wish is granted you win the bad beat bonus at the casino get hooked on coke and die
I wish my genitile herpies would go away
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Muxy
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as your genital herpies go away you start to grow genital warts LOL SYKEDUPP
I wish to be cute
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dev
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4-of-a-Kind
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granted, you now look like your avatar, and after you're done playing with yourself for a month or so, all of the old FTRers are at your door lookin for some lovin
I wish I more sites supported linux (oh, and pokertracker, too).
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Check out my self-deprecation here!
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