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View Poll Results: What is your preferred technique?
underhand 12 36.36%
overhand 1 3.03%
I use both hands at the same time 3 9.09%
I slap it back and forth 2 6.06%
I insert a rod into the middle 5 15.15%
other 0 0%
I don't engage in such activity 0 0%
STRIKE 1 10 30.30%
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YOUR A GAYBICH IF YOU DON'T WACH DA LUKIEMIDASPORN IN HERE

  
 
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Old 04-07-2006, 06:44 AM     Post subject: YOUR A GAYBICH IF YOU DON'T WACH DA LUKIEMIDASPORN IN HERE #1 (permalink)  
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Old 04-07-2006, 07:17 AM #2 (permalink)  
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Old 04-07-2006, 12:06 PM #3 (permalink)  
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i tried the rod now my shits all fucked up
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Old 04-07-2006, 02:22 PM #4 (permalink)  
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Your mother does it for me [/thread]
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Old 04-07-2006, 03:05 PM #5 (permalink)  
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Your mother does it for me [/thread]
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Smithers, use the amnesia ray.
You mean the revolver, sir?
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Old 04-07-2006, 03:08 PM #6 (permalink)  
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seriously who uses teh rod
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Old 04-07-2006, 05:22 PM #7 (permalink)  
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make a payment...? :P
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Old 04-07-2006, 06:14 PM #8 (permalink)  
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umm... am I the only one thats lost here?

at first I thought it was a bout jerkin off, but.. what is this rod thing? wtf?
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Old 04-07-2006, 08:14 PM #9 (permalink)  
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i feel like a loser googling it, so ill leave that to you
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Old 04-08-2006, 04:40 AM #10 (permalink)  
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umm... am I the only one thats lost here?

at first I thought it was a bout jerkin off, but.. what is this rod thing? wtf?
DAMN BOOST YOU'VE NEVER TRIED TEH ROD
YOU MISSIN' OUT BIG TIME, HOMES
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Old 04-08-2006, 04:42 AM #11 (permalink)  
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Old 04-08-2006, 05:39 AM #12 (permalink)  
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It is believed by some that inserting a blunt, smooth, tubular object down the urethra of the penis results in a more powerful male orgasm.



And by "some," I mean me.
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Old 04-08-2006, 06:11 AM #13 (permalink)  
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the rod feels better going in but beads feel better coming out
i betcha that i got something you ain't got, that's called courage, it don't come from no liquor bottle, it ain't scotch
 
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Old 04-08-2006, 06:14 AM #14 (permalink)  
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I didn't think its Bold to bang some chick with my bro. but i guess so... thats +EV in my book.
 
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Old 04-08-2006, 06:35 AM #15 (permalink)  
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Ok, on this topic...

edit:
(definitely not safe for work, and probably unsafe for your mental state of health)


but watch it if you want a laugh

http://forumserver.twoplustwo.com/sh...fpart=all&vc=1
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Old 04-08-2006, 06:43 AM #16 (permalink)  
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Thx Midas. I can't believe I typed this all out so cleanly considering that I burned out my eyes. Someone call the ambulance please?
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Old 04-08-2006, 07:16 AM #17 (permalink)  
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I left a disclaimer. Should I make it bigger?
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Old 04-08-2006, 07:57 AM #18 (permalink)  
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[19:51] <sarahhhh> OMG
[19:51] <sarahhhh> oomfg
[19:51] <sarahhhh> why so big????

[19:53] <dnutz> oooooooooooowwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww wwwwwwwwwwwwww
[19:55] <dnutz> i mean i dont even let my GF stick things that big in my ass
[19:56] <dnutz> i like to experiment....
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Old 04-08-2006, 08:55 AM #19 (permalink)  
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Old 04-08-2006, 02:24 PM #20 (permalink)  
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hold on lemme swallow the throwup that came up in my mouth a lil....

ok... OMFG WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT?.... seriously wtf... that CANNOT feel good. it just cant...
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Old 04-08-2006, 04:44 PM #21 (permalink)  
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That was the single sickest thing I've ever seen. And I've been around that orgish website.

Smithers, use the amnesia ray.
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Old 04-08-2006, 06:28 PM #22 (permalink)  
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[19:51]
[19:53] <dnutz> oooooooooooowwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww wwwwwwwwwwwwww
[19:55] <dnutz> i mean i dont even let my GF stick things that big in my ass
[19:56] <dnutz> i like to experiment....
That's a great quote.
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Old 04-08-2006, 06:42 PM #23 (permalink)  
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Thats actually made me want to puke
gabe: Ive dropped almost 100k in the past 35 days.

bigspenda73: But how much did you win?
 
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Old 04-08-2006, 07:01 PM #24 (permalink)  
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Thats actually made me want to puke from joy
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Thats actually made me want to puke from joy
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rofl.

I dont know whether to laugh or puke
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bigspenda73: But how much did you win?
 
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Old 04-08-2006, 07:58 PM #26 (permalink)  
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Here is the link for those interested:

*NSFW* http://www.flurl.com/item/OMFG_I_tho...RONG_u_105332/ *NSFW*

note: I havn't seen it yet but from what I gather it's kinda gross. I encourage everyone to watch it and report back to this thread to see how it was. Bigred would appreciate it. Thanks.
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Old 04-08-2006, 08:07 PM #27 (permalink)  
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FOR THE LOVE OF GOD
i betcha that i got something you ain't got, that's called courage, it don't come from no liquor bottle, it ain't scotch
 
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always wanted to do that
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Old 04-09-2006, 10:12 AM #29 (permalink)  
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alright seriously, how bad can this thing possibly be? curiosity is probably going to get the best of me...
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Old 04-09-2006, 10:14 AM #30 (permalink)  
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omg delete thsi thread
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Old 04-09-2006, 12:19 PM #31 (permalink)  
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Y'ALL ARE BICHES
YOU THINK THAT VID WAS BAD OMG LOL
I JERK OFF TO SHIT LIKE THAT TWICE BEFORE BREAKFAST
IN FACT ANYONE WHO DOESN'T WACH LUKIE'S PORN IS A BICH
 
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I think it's midas porn actually.. he's the one who brought it in here.
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Old 04-09-2006, 12:55 PM #33 (permalink)  
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I think it's midas porn actually.. he's the one who brought it in here.
FIXED
 
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Old 04-09-2006, 05:36 PM #34 (permalink)  

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only wangsta wack it, id jus get da bitch ova ta da crib, a sha will go ight ta wark, but id anwser 2 hands, cuz dat bitch nedds ta use buth hands on dis dyck, ya feel me mayne.
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Old 04-09-2006, 05:37 PM #35 (permalink)  
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Xianti, ip trace him. $10 says it's Fnord.
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^^^mayne da fuc u talkin bout, shyt. i jus tryin to mak it on da grind. now u gut ur bytch azz addid ta da g-unit crip hit-list. best wach u self.
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Old 04-09-2006, 06:24 PM #37 (permalink)  
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^^^mayne da fuc u talkin bout, shyt. i jus tryin to mak it on da grind. now u gut ur bytch azz addid ta da g-unit crip hit-list. best wach u self.
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Old 04-09-2006, 07:32 PM #38 (permalink)  
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Thats quite shocking, but after being a MuchoSucko daily watcher, I've seen it all before ...along with shit, sick, piss, rape, gore, midjets and even fake gore porn.
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