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Old 06-15-2006, 01:17 AM     Post subject: Your favorite Mondegreen #1 (permalink)  
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A mondegreen is a line or lyric that you mishear such that it makes the whole sentance entertaining for Pelion.

e.g.

All my luggage, I will send to you. - All my loving, I will send to you.




Do a little dance, make a little rum, Italian Ice! Italian Ice! - Do a little dance, make a little love, get down tonight, get



Every time you go away you take a piece of meat with you. - Every time you go away you take a piece of me with you.



Hope the city voted for you. - Hopelessly devoted to you.





I've been haulin' ass so long. - :I've been holding out so long.



Jose can you see? - O, Say can you see?


Red, red wine, steak, lobster meat. - :Red, red wine, stay close to me.

Scuse Me while I kiss this guy - Scuse me while I kiss the sky

The girl with colitis goes by. - The girl with kaleidoscope eyes.

...and so on....


Whats your favorite misheard lyric


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Old 06-15-2006, 01:25 AM #2 (permalink)  
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Your stupid.
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Old 06-15-2006, 01:59 AM #3 (permalink)  
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Your stupid.
Don't post in my forum again.

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Old 06-15-2006, 03:26 AM #4 (permalink)  
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HA he mean you're stupid, way to keep witht he thread!
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Old 06-15-2006, 03:31 AM #5 (permalink)  
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I got something that YOU will liiiiiiike
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Old 06-15-2006, 05:09 AM #6 (permalink)  
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hi
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Old 06-15-2006, 05:28 AM #7 (permalink)  
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Hi
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Old 06-15-2006, 05:40 AM #8 (permalink)  
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Your stupid.
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Old 06-15-2006, 06:01 AM #9 (permalink)  
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What I was going to post...
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Old 06-15-2006, 06:28 AM #10 (permalink)  
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My old roommate's from India and he mishears lyrics all the time. My favorite:

Goin' off the rails on a gravy train!
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Old 06-15-2006, 07:19 AM #11 (permalink)  
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Dirty deeds, thunder chief
 
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Can't leave out...

Theeerress a bathroom on the right.
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Old 06-15-2006, 12:11 PM #13 (permalink)  
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how many have ya heard for this one. I can't come up with only one.

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Old 06-15-2006, 05:23 PM #14 (permalink)  
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Classic.

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how many have ya heard for this one. I can't come up with only one.
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Old 06-15-2006, 05:45 PM #15 (permalink)  
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I fucking hate Pelion - I fucking hate you.

For some reason every time I listen to that Godsmack song that's what I hear. Weird.
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Old 06-15-2006, 05:50 PM #16 (permalink)  
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Dirty deeds, thunder chief
Dirty deeds, done with sheep.
 
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Old 06-15-2006, 07:36 PM #17 (permalink)  
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Dirty deeds, thunder chief
Dirty deeds, done with sheep.
ahahahahahah you dirty ol man you
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I fucking hate Pelion - I fucking hate you.

For some reason every time I listen to that Godsmack song that's what I hear. Weird.
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