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Old 08-10-2007, 07:42 PM     Post subject: Your best weapon #1 (permalink)  
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post an image of the best weapon that you own and we shall wage battle

Bowie knife made in Japan
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Old 08-10-2007, 07:46 PM #2 (permalink)  
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btw anyone who tries to battle me with a gun is stupid, my ninja-style is too strong, I would either just dodge your bullets or deflect them back at you with my knife
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Old 08-10-2007, 07:48 PM #3 (permalink)  
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I heard she can swallow your soul.
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Old 08-10-2007, 07:54 PM #4 (permalink)  
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your weapon doesn't count, since it's not something you own, but rather something that owns you
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Old 08-10-2007, 07:58 PM #5 (permalink)  
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Old 08-10-2007, 08:45 PM #6 (permalink)  
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I don't get why you insist on stacking off with like jack high all the time.
 
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Old 08-10-2007, 10:41 PM #7 (permalink)  
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Old 08-10-2007, 11:41 PM #8 (permalink)  
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Old 08-10-2007, 11:50 PM #9 (permalink)  
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so you'd headbutt everyone warpe?

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Old 08-10-2007, 11:56 PM #10 (permalink)  
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Old 08-11-2007, 01:37 AM #11 (permalink)  
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Old 08-11-2007, 05:08 AM #12 (permalink)  
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so you'd headbutt everyone warpe?
nice
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Old 08-11-2007, 09:10 AM #13 (permalink)  
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ive always loved the ole swinging of an electrical plug at the end of a flex, knackers love that weapon
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Old 08-11-2007, 12:50 PM #14 (permalink)  
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Old 08-11-2007, 03:00 PM #15 (permalink)  
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Old 08-11-2007, 04:12 PM #16 (permalink)  
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This is the 9mm version and I have the .40 version but it looks the same.
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Old 08-11-2007, 04:16 PM #17 (permalink)  
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I have this too. Its just a PSE Nova bow.
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Old 08-11-2007, 04:22 PM #18 (permalink)  
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Old 08-11-2007, 04:37 PM #19 (permalink)  
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the 2k7 version is called 'old baller' and guns just make him pisseder
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Old 08-11-2007, 04:51 PM #20 (permalink)  
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not mine.. but its in the house...



guarantee it will own your knife.

Boom, headshot.
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Old 08-11-2007, 07:31 PM #21 (permalink)  
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Old 08-11-2007, 07:37 PM #22 (permalink)  
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not mine.. but its in the house...



guarantee it will own your knife.

Boom, headshot.
My bros wife just gave him authorization to buy a gold one. Im not sure if I'd even want a gold one though cause I'd never want to shoot it because it would be so beautiful and I wouldnt want any scuff of any sort on it. He would get the .50 though.
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Old 08-11-2007, 09:56 PM #23 (permalink)  
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I heard she can swallow your soul.[/quote]

Nah, just your nuts.

That is, if you nut, which I didn't.
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Old 08-12-2007, 12:17 AM #24 (permalink)  
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Old 08-12-2007, 09:55 PM #25 (permalink)  
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Old 08-12-2007, 10:29 PM #26 (permalink)  
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I dunno, making 50 million retarded fucking posts evidently is ok.

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Old 08-12-2007, 10:48 PM #27 (permalink)  
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not mine.. but its in the house...



guarantee it will own your knife.

Boom, headshot.
My bros wife just gave him authorization to buy a gold one. Im not sure if I'd even want a gold one though cause I'd never want to shoot it because it would be so beautiful and I wouldnt want any scuff of any sort on it. He would get the .50 though.
yah they both are retardedly big.. as for chrome gold or black, I like the black. If I got the chrome or gold Id prob get it skuffed cuz its a gun, not a decorative piece. Same goes if I ever get a balla ass hand engraved kimber 1911 like I wanna get.
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