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a500lbgorilla
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01-28-2005, 04:22 AM
Post subject: Your bad ass poker nickname
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JESUS TAKE THE KEYBOARD
Join Date: Sep 2004
Location: This room is a good place to be
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Get your own bad ass poker nickname.
Shane "two minds" O'Connell
"Hell Boy"
"the sloth"
"the ham"
Why does this entertain me so?
-'rilla
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Smithers, use the amnesia ray.
You mean the revolver, sir?
Precisely.
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a500lbgorilla
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JESUS TAKE THE KEYBOARD
Join Date: Sep 2004
Location: This room is a good place to be
Posts: 8,379
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Location: If I go any farther from Rilla I'm coming back the other way.
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Are you calling me out?
Are you calling me a pansy?
-'rilla
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Smithers, use the amnesia ray.
You mean the revolver, sir?
Precisely.
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FyrFytr998
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Full House
Join Date: Jun 2004
Location: Milford,Ct.
Posts: 1,412
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Jason "Cheap Shot" Casiano
Funny. It describes me perfectly.
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Admerylous
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3-of-a-Kind
Join Date: Jan 2005
Location: Delaware
Posts: 108
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Alex "the saint" Murphy
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Waggho
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Flush
Join Date: Dec 2004
Location: Sweden
Posts: 260
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shakin' longface - that´s me.
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mike4066
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4-of-a-Kind
Join Date: Dec 2003
Posts: 1,943
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petrol pump
altruistic Mobster
Easy Touch
too nice
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bigred
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PROFESSIONAL TROLL
Join Date: Sep 2004
Location: Nest of Douchebags
Posts: 2,184
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Ben "'tang man" Jaso
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LOL OPERATIONS
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elipsesjeff
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Moderator
Join Date: Jul 2004
Location: Northern Virginia
Posts: 4,900
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Originally Posted by a500lbgorilla
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Location: If I go any farther from Rilla I'm coming back the other way.
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Are you calling me out?
Are you calling me a pansy?
-'rilla |
Ummm, sure.
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elipsesjeff
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Moderator
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Location: Northern Virginia
Posts: 4,900
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Jeffrey "sleepy cheapskate" Lipsey
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dar103
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Join Date: Aug 2004
Location: Ann Arbor, MI
Posts: 85
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"watertight tycoon"
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When your wife says, "Now if I were as lesbian...", while looking at Jennifer Garner, wouldn't she be your favorite actress too? 
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Humphrind
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4-of-a-Kind
Join Date: May 2004
Location: Kansas City
Posts: 1,887
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"SnuggleBunny"
(I love it when my wife calls me that. I can only imagine the good that will come from poker buddies calling me this too)
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I don't know what they have to say
It makes no difference anyway.
Whatever it is...
I'm against it.
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pokerfanatic
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4-of-a-Kind
Join Date: Aug 2004
Location: 6max limit tables
Posts: 1,968
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Jeremy "The Scientist" Miller
"with a twist" (got from link)
"Poker Fanatic" obviously
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“Dream as if you’ll live forever. Live as if you’ll die today.” ~ James Dean ~
"Poker is a lot like sex, peoples perceived ability usually blinds the truth" ~ me ~
"God bless him. Got to bet big to win big! GAMB00L!!!" ~ Fnord
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ngericl
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Straight
Join Date: Oct 2004
Location: Los Angeles
Posts: 119
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Eric "Big Money Slowcoach" Ng
is that good or bad?
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ningster
My only purpose in life is to serve as a warning to others.
"Your best hand isn't just the hand with which you have the best cards, it's the hand with which you find yourself in the best position to make money." -- Daniel Kimberg
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Nick 'The Hazard' Comber
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kling
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Straight
Join Date: Jul 2004
Location: Philly, PA
Posts: 203
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Jon "rockin' malt" Kling
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aka wildwest15
They all know me as a small timer, but that's about to change.
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Penneywize
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Full House
Join Date: Jan 2005
Posts: 885
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Anyone else get 'The Republican' ??
also got 'The Filth'
'take no prisoners'
few others..
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Fortune 500
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Full House
Join Date: Jun 2004
Location: Bluffalupagus
Posts: 1,261
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"Toilin' Stud"
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zenbitz
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4-of-a-Kind
Join Date: Jul 2004
Posts: 2,911
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Six String
The Angst
The Calculator
Of these... I kinda like "The Broken Calculator"
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The hustler
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UncleBuddy
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Straight
Join Date: Dec 2004
Location: Somewhere chasing an open ended straight despite several large raises
Posts: 154
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"the blue hitman"
I kinda like it.
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"America is at that awkward stage. It's too late to work within the system, but too early to shoot the bastards."
- Claire Wolfe, 101 Things to Do 'Til the Revolution
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whileone
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Flush
Join Date: Nov 2004
Posts: 306
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jason "9 to 5" foutz.
hehehehe
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Gizank
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Join Date: Nov 2004
Posts: 9
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Wow, what an active forum.
I took a few days off and there's just way too many messages.
More on topic:
Jake "Godless" Humphries
Actually, it gave me "god less", but I think "godless" is better.
The only way I figure it came up with that was from the question about "when would you lie?" and I said "to a priest." Oh well, "Godless" is appropriate.
Also got "dead eye", "cussin moron" and "the sloth". hahahahaha
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Uaw420rook
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Join Date: Nov 2004
Location: Mantua ohio
Posts: 8
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BloodyNutz Bates
My 6 year old son came up with this one. The family was going to football practice and my 8 year old and 6 year old were in the back. The 8 year old tells the 6 year old that he is going to give him a bloody nose. My 6 year old comes back with " Im gonna give you bloody nuts" . I laughed my ass off and thought what a helluva poker name.
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Xianti
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Administrator
Administrator
Join Date: Dec 2003
Location: facebook.com/xianti
Posts: 5,289
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I think some of you missed 'rilla's link: http://www.pokernickname.com/?TTR2
King "new school" Monkey
John "explosive tree" Kwon
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ake
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Straight
Join Date: Jan 2005
Location: Compton - L.A
Posts: 138
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Johan "Hassel Hoff" Akesson
I resent that! 
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HeavyP
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Straight
Join Date: Sep 2004
Posts: 187
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Patton Jack5 Wilson.
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FyrFytr998
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Full House
Join Date: Jun 2004
Location: Milford,Ct.
Posts: 1,412
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Originally Posted by HeavyP
Patton Jack5 Wilson.
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Which can be edited to:
Patton "Motown" Wilson. Jah, dat is g00t.
Hey Rilla'. I like this g00t word. Thanks.
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Phlegm
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Straight
Join Date: Nov 2004
Posts: 151
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apparently im "The Accountant" :shrug:
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Goal for 2005: $30k
So far: $31k
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astrodon
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Straight
Join Date: Nov 2004
Location: Eastern Oregon
Posts: 133
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Donald "Cut Throat" Cossitt.
Now there is a poker name
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Education is what is left when you have forgotten everything you learned in school
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dsaxton
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4-of-a-Kind
Join Date: Jan 2005
Location: Arlington, VA
Posts: 2,667
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Daniel "The Mathematician" Saxton
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Usuyami
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Join Date: Feb 2005
Posts: 62
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Jason 'the hustler' Ho
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With respect to your avatar. You could switch it up to
Jason da Ho Hustler. 8-)
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I don't think it likes me anymore.
All I seem to get now is 'Apathetic Moron'.
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The Kinger
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Join Date: Feb 2005
Posts: 4
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Mike "ruthless fishsleeper" King
Okay i don't even begin to understand that one.......................
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giantdogs92
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Join Date: Feb 2005
Posts: 52
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haha we call my friend the "innocent idiot" b/c wen he hits a good hand he tries to play the innocent idiot and says o what the hell im all in
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"If you even dream of beating me you'd better wake up and apoligize" -Muhammed Ali
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golf1886
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Join Date: Nov 2004
Posts: 49
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Joe "9 to 5" Wilding
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jmontis
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Full House
Join Date: Dec 2004
Posts: 1,296
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james "the liar" montis, heh suits me well because im a habitual trapper/bluffer
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cassette
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Join Date: Feb 2005
Location: Canada
Posts: 92
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Matt "Dead Eye" Dean. Haha, sounds pretty good to me.
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Gatlin Dan
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Flush
Join Date: Nov 2004
Location: Wild Bill's Backyard
Posts: 504
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I got
Gatlin "Barred upladies Man" Dan
should probably be
Gatlin "Barred-up Ladies Man" Dan
too funny.
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ProZachNation
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Full House
Join Date: Aug 2005
Location: Over there!
Posts: 801
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Zach "sack artist" Byrne
Hell ya
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Originally Posted by mrhappy333
I didn't think its Bold to bang some chick with my bro. but i guess so... thats +EV in my book.
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dalecooper
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4-of-a-Kind
Join Date: Sep 2004
Posts: 3,107
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I got "The Fist." Now that's badass.
My other favorite was "Unpredictable Tightwad." That just rolls off the tongue...
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chardrian
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I rarely,if ever, get pms
Join Date: Apr 2005
Posts: 4,524
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chardrian "the concealer"
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Jay67s
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Straight
Join Date: Feb 2005
Location: West Virginia
Posts: 241
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Jay "cheatin' philanthrope" Shupe
huh?
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dthorne04
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Flush
Join Date: Jul 2005
Location: hi
Posts: 478
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David "anal" Thorne...
WTF.
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derp
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Muxy
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4-of-a-Kind
Join Date: Apr 2005
Location: Canadian LOLUH'S AND AMERICAN LOLUHS
Posts: 1,529
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Trevor "massive hitman" Muxworthy
Trevor "sack artist" Muxworthy WTF!!!!
Trevor "the wolf" Muxworthy
Trevor "the wolf" Muxworthy
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Demiparadigm
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4-of-a-Kind
Join Date: Feb 2005
Location: Party 6 max
Posts: 1,602
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Demi "take no prisoners" Paradigm
I remember back when this thread was new :sigh:
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To win in poker you only need to be one step ahead of your opponents. Two steps may be detrimental.
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ProZachNation
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Full House
Join Date: Aug 2005
Location: Over there!
Posts: 801
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Originally Posted by Muxy
Trevor "massive hitman" Muxworthy
Trevor "sack artist" Muxworthy WTF!!!!
Trevor "the wolf" Muxworthy
Trevor "the wolf" Muxworthy |
I am the one trust "sack artist" dont front
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Originally Posted by mrhappy333
I didn't think its Bold to bang some chick with my bro. but i guess so... thats +EV in my book.
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ake
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Straight
Join Date: Jan 2005
Location: Compton - L.A
Posts: 138
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Originally Posted by ake
Johan "Hassel Hoff" Akesson
I resent that! |
My first post on ftr 
edit: aww how cute that I tried to hide my affection for the great god hasselhoff back then, I actually laughed my ass off and showed my friends the result after I did this little test
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EasyT
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Full House
Join Date: Jan 2005
Location: Yo Mamma
Posts: 834
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Originally Posted by ProZachNation
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Originally Posted by Muxy
Trevor "sack artist" Muxworthy WTF!!!! |
I am the one trust "sack artist" dont front |
You "fellas" should have a "nut-trick"-showdown for the title, I guess.
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ake
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Straight
Join Date: Jan 2005
Location: Compton - L.A
Posts: 138
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Ohya, just did it again..
Johan 'great white' Akesson. racism!
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